What's some dumb stuff you did as a kid that you should have got in trouble for or was just dumb?

[TonyDubbz]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

 

[silverfoxx]

I once crazy glued my baby brother's hands together

How did you guys fix this?

 

[SuperSoaker]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

School buses were lit! I remember talking to different girls and sitting by them on the bus having the other ones heated Lolol

Crazy bus story though was one day we arrive to school and the vice principal (50 year old skinny white lady,) was waiting for our bus and didn't let anyone off. She calls about four of us off (none of us white) the bus by name. I guess the bus driver has smelt weed and called ahead to the school but they didn't know who or whatever. At the time I was straight edge lol didn't drink or smoke, played basketball, I had my duffel bag with me. Well anyways the vice prinicipal starts grilling me.

Her: "whose smoking in the bus?"

Me: "umm I didn't know anyone was smoking?"

Her: "you didn't smell it?"

Me:" I don't know what it smells like,"

Her: "what do you mean you don't know what it smells like?"

She looks at me in disgust, rolls her eyes and tells me to get back on the bus. They end up checking everybody's stuff but couldn't find anything so we all went to class. That night I told my mom, she was pissed, she's the type to go to war for her kids. Lol

Fast forward like a week later and we're at a parent fund-raiser for basketball. Vice principal is there and I casually mention to my mom that she was the one who pulled me off the bus. My mom went into OG mode. She was like come with me, I was nervous because I'd seen this look before

My mom in her most polite professionl voice: "umm hello can I speak to you in private?"

Bitch didn't know what was coming and said sure and took us to an empty classroom. Then my mom started laying the traps "so I heard you took kids off the bus etc. etc." ole lady was nodding her head. Then my mom snapped. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL A 16 YEAR OLD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKE?"

She had her shook. she said "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY SON BEING HARRASSED, WHY WERENT OTHER KIDS PULLED OFF YHE BUS."

She literally told this chick "you are not to speak to my son, if he gets into trouble have another administrating deal with him. If you ever harass him again I will be file a report and talk to the news!" Lololol

Low-key I had a sort of immunity after that. Lololol

 

[Splackavelli]

i'm so fat I can't remember

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

Steal from the liquor store. Had the money too lol

 

[illestni99ainne]

I remember when I was like 11and Tom Hank's Big had just came out. I was dying to see it so me older brother and cousin all took the bus to go see it. Afterwards I was so excited because we found that silly string shit at the mall and I blackmailed my brother into buying me that and a new toy because I caught him smoking.

Anyways it gets late and we catch the bus back but ended up taking a wrong bus and got lost downtown. By this time buses stopped running so we're standing on the corner trying to figure out what to do. We meet up with these chicks and while we're standing there one of the girls sees a couple bums laying on a park bench across the street

She's like ew look at those bums that's so gross or something like that. Man them bums heard her and took off on us. I being the youngest was freaked out so I took off running at first All the girls followed. My brother decided he was going to fight them though. Then me trying trying to save face in front of the girls came back and tried to back up my brother and one of the bums hit me in the stomach. I really freaked out then because I couldn't believe he hit a kid. Then my brother and cousin really started fighting and it got crazy.

The cops came and we all got taken to the station. Didn't get arrested though because of our age but our parents had to pick is up. Got in so much trouble

 

[SolemnSauce]

going raw and bussin in chicks

breaking into cars

not paying people back and getting low on em

 

[blackrain]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

I never got fucking with the bus driver. Hell I never got fucking with anybody in a position to fuck you up. Fuck around hit the bus driver they crash and now you fucked up

 

[StoneColdMikey]

We used to run and jump on people cars , walking down China town and punch people and take their shit

 

[Lou Cypher]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

Lol we had this old ass white cowboy hat wearing asshole for a bus driver that the kids used to fuck with hardcore. Throwing papers at him when hes driving and stuff. One time people were flinging condoms at him and one landed on the back of his hat and was dangling off his hat for the whole ride home. Everybody was in tears laughing and he would get on the mic telling everyone to calm down or he was gonna pull the bus over and all this extra shit.

One time he really did pull the bus over into a grocery store parking lot and we sat there for 20 minutes while he called school security to come and write us all up. At least half of the bus opened up and left through the different emergency exits. Shit was hilarious.

 

[b'mer...]

Torture substitute teachers. Torture the bus driver. Jump out the emergency exit on the bus when they stop at railroad tracks. Let peoples dogs out of gates for them to chase us (dog finally caught one of us, dog tried to kill him). Call in bomb threats on exam days, never got caught.

 

[thegreatunknown]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

School buses were lit! I remember talking to different girls and sitting by them on the bus having the other ones heated Lolol

Crazy bus story though was one day we arrive to school and the vice principal (50 year old skinny white lady,) was waiting for our bus and didn't let anyone off. She calls about four of us off (none of us white) the bus by name. I guess the bus driver has smelt weed and called ahead to the school but they didn't know who or whatever. At the time I was straight edge lol didn't drink or smoke, played basketball, I had my duffel bag with me. Well anyways the vice prinicipal starts grilling me.

Her: "whose smoking in the bus?"

Me: "umm I didn't know anyone was smoking?"

Her: "you didn't smell it?"

Me:" I don't know what it smells like,"

Her: "what do you mean you don't know what it smells like?"

She looks at me in disgust, rolls her eyes and tells me to get back on the bus. They end up checking everybody's stuff but couldn't find anything so we all went to class. That night I told my mom, she was pissed, she's the type to go to war for her kids. Lol

Fast forward like a week later and we're at a parent fund-raiser for basketball. Vice principal is there and I casually mention to my mom that she was the one who pulled me off the bus. My mom went into OG mode. She was like come with me, I was nervous because I'd seen this look before

My mom in her most polite professionl voice: "umm hello can I speak to you in private?"

Bitch didn't know what was coming and said sure and took us to an empty classroom. Then my mom started laying the traps "so I heard you took kids off the bus etc. etc." ole lady was nodding her head. Then my mom snapped. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL A 16 YEAR OLD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKE?"

She had her shook. she said "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY SON BEING HARRASSED, WHY WERENT OTHER KIDS PULLED OFF YHE BUS."

She literally told this chick "you are not to speak to my son, if he gets into trouble have another administrating deal with him. If you ever harass him again I will be file a report and talk to the news!" Lololol

Low-key I had a sort of immunity after that. Lololol

Your mother sounds like my mom back in the day. She could tell if I was lying or not and did not tolerate anyone calling her kids liars. I remember one time, I had slept over of of my friends house during grade school (5th grade,, I think) and it was about 4-5 of us over there. Anyway, one of the kids tried to peek into the room of the kids mother while she was changing and I guess he bumped into the door so she she knew.

For some reason she accused me of doing it. I didn't..trust me she wasn't anyone you'd want to see naked. She started yelling at me and I denied it. So I was fuck this and got my stuff and left. My grandmother and aunt lived two streets over and I walked over there in the dark. My aunt called my mother and she came and got me. I told what happened & she knew I was telling the truth. She was pissed..

Mom drove over to that ladies house and had me stay in the car. About 10 mins later she came out the with the lady and she apologized. If you could have seen the look on that woman's face, it was a combination of embarrassment, fear and shame. I wish I could had heard what she said in the house and before we left my mom was like "don't you ever speak to my son like that EVER again" and peeled off. She took me to Pizza Hut afterwards lol. Good times...

 

[KingFreeman]

Was watching porn beating off one time in the living room one day after school. Usually I was by myself from 4 to 5:15-530. But that day I see my mom's car pull up early with her and my sis so I get the tape out the vcr quick and stash it on top the wall unit. About to sit back down but the lotion still out on the table. She got keys in the door so it's too late to run it back upstairs without em seeing. So I run back to the kitchen and stash it in the oven. I'll get it when she heads upstairs to get out of her office clothes.

Next thing I know I'm being woke up on the couch 730-8 o'clock by my pops heavy ass hand like fuck off me nigga. Aloe vera smelling in the air thick as fuck. He asking if I put something in the oven. I was like "nooo" wasn't even lying just completely forgot. Go to take a look it was just a pile of hardened green goop.

 

[KingFreeman]

Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to piss the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us niggas in the back used to be some savages.

We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them niggas at the front. I remember the bus driver fucked up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that bitch to the front whenever it got full.

School buses were lit! I remember talking to different girls and sitting by them on the bus having the other ones heated Lolol

Crazy bus story though was one day we arrive to school and the vice principal (50 year old skinny white lady,) was waiting for our bus and didn't let anyone off. She calls about four of us off (none of us white) the bus by name. I guess the bus driver has smelt weed and called ahead to the school but they didn't know who or whatever. At the time I was straight edge lol didn't drink or smoke, played basketball, I had my duffel bag with me. Well anyways the vice prinicipal starts grilling me.

Her: "whose smoking in the bus?"

Me: "umm I didn't know anyone was smoking?"

Her: "you didn't smell it?"

Me:" I don't know what it smells like,"

Her: "what do you mean you don't know what it smells like?"

She looks at me in disgust, rolls her eyes and tells me to get back on the bus. They end up checking everybody's stuff but couldn't find anything so we all went to class. That night I told my mom, she was pissed, she's the type to go to war for her kids. Lol

Fast forward like a week later and we're at a parent fund-raiser for basketball. Vice principal is there and I casually mention to my mom that she was the one who pulled me off the bus. My mom went into OG mode. She was like come with me, I was nervous because I'd seen this look before

My mom in her most polite professionl voice: "umm hello can I speak to you in private?"

Bitch didn't know what was coming and said sure and took us to an empty classroom. Then my mom started laying the traps "so I heard you took kids off the bus etc. etc." ole lady was nodding her head. Then my mom snapped. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL A 16 YEAR OLD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKE?"

She had her shook. she said "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY SON BEING HARRASSED, WHY WERENT OTHER KIDS PULLED OFF YHE BUS."

She literally told this chick "you are not to speak to my son, if he gets into trouble have another administrating deal with him. If you ever harass him again I will be file a report and talk to the news!" Lololol

Low-key I had a sort of immunity after that. Lololol

Your mother sounds like my mom back in the day. She could tell if I was lying or not and did not tolerate anyone calling her kids liars. I remember one time, I had slept over of of my friends house during grade school (5th grade,, I think) and it was about 4-5 of us over there. Anyway, one of the kids tried to peek into the room of the kids mother while she was changing and I guess he bumped into the door so she she knew.

For some reason she accused me of doing it. I didn't..trust me she wasn't anyone you'd want to see naked. She started yelling at me and I denied it. So I was fuck this and got my stuff and left. My grandmother and aunt lived two streets over and I walked over there in the dark. My aunt called my mother and she came and got me. I told what happened & she knew I was telling the truth. She was pissed..

Mom drove over to that ladies house and had me stay in the car. About 10 mins later she came out the with the lady and she apologized. If you could have seen the look on that woman's face, it was a combination of embarrassment, fear and shame. I wish I could had heard what she said in the house and before we left my mom was like "don't you ever speak to my son like that EVER again" and peeled off. She took me to Pizza Hut afterwards lol. Good times...

You niggas lucky I was guilty until proven innocent anytime a teacher called home I was catching it. Only one time my mom told me that day before school not to get in any shit because she was gonna be in a long meeting and couldn't be disturbed.

So it's 2pm last period gr7 math. And we're in the back of class cutting up. This teacher be calling parents on spot some days no going to the office no detention or calling after school this fool the type to call your parents right then and there in the department room next door. So he got my boy and he want me next so I tell him "yo sir not today." he's looking like fuck you mean "dial the number."

I'm like "she's in a big big meeting and told me not to call today, I'm serious"

"Dial"

"Ok..."

he was on hold for 3-4 mins. Then tells my mom I was laughing in the back of the class. I don't know what she said to that man but he ain't look in my direction the rest of the year no matter what I was doing. Lost my Playstation for 2 weeks tho.

 

[Mastery]

walking down China town and punch people and take their shit

This nigga @StoneColdMikey was the midget in Friday After Next jumping in the air to punch Molly

 

[zzombie]

I once crazy glued my baby brother's hands together

How did you guys fix this?

I think they used nail polish remover but i can't recall exactly what they used because at the time i was still feeling the trauma from the double ass kicking my mother and father laid down on me so my head was still dizzy

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'm jealous of you niggas that had mom's who took your side. I could do no good with my mom lol

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

We would have lil Gang wars at school...

Crips & GD's vs. Bloods & Black P Stones

We beat the fuck outta this Blood nigga downstairs underneath the Gym and got in the Homies whip and took the nigga to this lil secluded lake. Left him in his Draws and threw his wallet and phone in the Lake.

Cuh ain't know where he was or how to get home...ppl said they seen him on the side of the road walkin in his boxers in the rain lmao

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

I would put Maximum Strength industrial ass Orajel on people's drinks they got out the Vending Machines if they went to the bathroom and go talk to them while they unknowingly kept drooling while they talked

 

[BackInWhite]

My whole class would set up a lil time to do fuck shit to our science teacher in 8th grade

She was a 99 year old Hunchback white lady teaching a class fulla lil project black kids

We would all, in unison, put our heads on our desk and start humming

1 day we all dropped our books at the same time

She would always panic and run across the hall to our English teacher

1 time while we had our heads down humming she walked past my nigga touched her old ass booty

That was the funniest shit I had ever seen