What's some dumb stuff you did as a kid that you should have got in trouble for or was just dumb?

[2stepz_ahead]

ok last one....y'all gonna call me a bitch for this one but you'll understand.

this guy I didn't like had a stungun. I wanted to fight the nigga but I knew he had it so I kept my distance.

so one day my homie asked him to hold it cuz he didn't think it worked.

so my homie got it an went around shocking people...at this time I was on my way to fight dude an wasn't paying attention...next thing I knew I dropped. I look up people asking me was I ok...i get up an ask what happened..

they tell me the stungun got took from my homie by some nigga that wanted to test it on me(we ended up being cool later). they said he shocked me like two more times while I was down.

now while everybody laughing, I got in my feelings an went over an socked dude that I wanted to fight... people broke it up an asked why did I hit him an not the dude who did it...

I said cuz I wanted to fight him.

til this day niggas bring that story up.

an yes, later I fought dude that did it. we had george Foreman vs ron Lyle type fights

turned out to be one of my best friends

 

[2stepz_ahead]

we used to spray mace in the hallways..

niggas walking around coughing and shit

lol

oh man...fun times

Somebody did that a few times when I was in high school

Not cool...if it's done to you

I can see the hilarity to be had if you're the one doing it tho

man damn that...

niggas used to walk by our classes an throw pennies at people an run...

that was my get back.

 

[BackInWhite]

we used to spray mace in the hallways..

niggas walking around coughing and shit

lol

oh man...fun times

Somebody did that a few times when I was in high school

Not cool...if it's done to you

I can see the hilarity to be had if you're the one doing it tho

man damn that...

niggas used to walk by our classes an throw pennies at people an run...

that was my get back.

Somebody niggas had stink bombs and was randomly releasing them hoes 1 day

Another time a nigga set off bout 10 bottle rockets in a hallway

His ass ain't graduate lol

 

[2stepz_ahead]

now that I think about it I was always in some shit....I guess that's why I'm chillin now.

 

[Lou Cypher]

we used to spray mace in the hallways..

niggas walking around coughing and shit

lol

oh man...fun times

Somebody did that a few times when I was in high school

Not cool...if it's done to you

I can see the hilarity to be had if you're the one doing it tho

man damn that...

niggas used to walk by our classes an throw pennies at people an run...

that was my get back.

Somebody niggas had stink bombs and was randomly releasing them hoes 1 day

Another time a nigga set off bout 10 bottle rockets in a hallway

His ass ain't graduate lol

In middle school we had a stink bomb day. Me and 3 other friends threw 5 of them at lunch. Cafeteria got evacated then bombs kept going off in every hallway and stunk up the whole school. One of the friends got busted then about an hour later I get called out of class to the office. Ended up getting suspended for 9 days. Said kids could be allergic and we could have put people in danger.

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

One day in 8th grade I told the homie to close his eyes and put out his hand because I had a surprise for him nh

He closed his eyes and I wrapped a zip tie around his finger hella tight

He had to run to the principal's office to get it removed... But they couldn't get strong enough scissors to handle it and his finger kept turning different colors. A girl he was feeling saw him and was like what happened. He told her that I did that to him and she started laughing at him like crazy.

He swore at that moment he was gonna kill me, but once they got it off he thought about it and found it pretty funny.

The sad part of this is that close to 20 years later he asked me if I remembered it happening and I was like nah, I did shit like that all the time

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I used to sell porno to elementary kids in junior high

 

[yellowtapesport]

We used to piss on the radiator in the bathroom in elementary school..shit used to steam and stink up the whole school..fun times

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.

 

[ghostdog56]

When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.

Is that the best you got @obnoxiouslyfresh you could of at least said you tore the tag off a mattress or put a empty carton of orange juice back in the fridge lol

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.

Is that the best you got @obnoxiouslyfresh you could of at least said you tore the tag off a mattress or put a empty carton of orange juice back in the fridge lol

Lol I think that's funny. My mom still laughs about that

 

[Lou Cypher]

Thats pretty damn funny. I know i've done some shit like that to my mom several times. Not the same scenario though lol.

 

[HundredEyes]

Back in 96...I remember the year cause the euros - soccer for you muricans - was in England....primary school friend and I went straight up thieving at the local mall, all we had was two white plastic bags and we stole toys, marbles, pens, candy, cookies, notebooks, a zillion euro football cards etc all in one streak, we got cocky at the end and just laughed while we walked out stores lmao

No one pays attention to lil kids man shit was goat...shit was madness, I was a master thief before the age of 10, was handing out captain planets, action mens, weird blubby ghost shit, those sharks on roller skates etc...

Only got caught once cause my lil bro told pops...cause I didnt wanna share the Megas n tigers (marbles) I took lol...pops took me to the toystore and made me apologies to the employees...

 

[HundredEyes]

We also might have burned down a judoschool cause we were pyromancing lil mofos. Its hilarious and weird af at the same time that the supermarkerts let us cop dozens of matchtix boxes

 

[mryounggun]

It's a miracle some of you niggas didn't progress into full blown serial killers.

Or...did you?

 

[HundredEyes]

It's a miracle some of you niggas didn't progress into full blown serial killers.

Or...did you?

Its no coincedence that Alaska has an ridiculously high amount of missing persons cases @Lou_Cypher and the Chi an high murder rate @obnoxiouslyfresh

 

[Lou Cypher]

I think we all have moments where we think of dismembering somebody. None of you are that different from me.

 

[semi-auto-mato]

growing up I lived by the train tracks that nj transit and Amtrak used. it was 4 sets of tracks and they had these big ass rocks around them. it was probably the dumbest playground ever but it was our cool out spot. we would stand by the tracks and wait for the train to come. the train horn would be going off and then we would bolt across the tracks. the problem was we never knew if another train was trailing on one of the outside tracks. we were basically playing Russian roulette with nj transit and Amtrak. we stopped it when my dude Darryl ran across the track hit his foot and broke that shit...smh that was scary as hell.

we then came up with a new plan which wasnt much better. we would take these big ass railroad rocks and place them in a line on tracks. when the train came we stand off to the side and throw the little rocks at the windows. one day somebody said yo is it possible we could derail the train? we looked at the nigga like trains are magnetic dumbass and kept on putting the rocks on the lmao. fortunately no passengers or bad ass kids were ever injured and none of us got arrested.

I think train derailment is 1 of 2 crimes besides murder that can be punished by the death penalty. Nj had the death penalty when I was young so they would have fried our ass right there in rahway

 

[englishdude]

put a fire extinguisher on a train track, surprised we didn't derail the train..... Extinguisher launched so far we couldn't find it after.

Used to put sealed baked bean cans on bonfires, basically turns into a napalm grenade, that sauce burnt like fuck lol.

Got a local farm that stores large amounts of hay bells, used to roll them out the storage unit down the hill and block off the roads.

 

[SuperSoaker]

My Freshman year of high school we were all shooting the shit at lunch, cracking jokes and I forget how it started but we'rr throwing food at people with a high arc so they didn't know where it came from. Well dude at my table thought it'd be funny to hit me with some corn. Wasn't a lot he just flung a spoonful. But I was wearing my brand new wade jersey it was a black and white variant, this was fall of 06 so he just won the title, this jersey was fresh as hell. I still wear it, but I digress.

I had to one up this dude, so I grabbed my 3/4 full milkshakes cracked open the top and just threw the whole cup at him, shirt to pant dude just had vanilla milkshake on him. Shit was bad, I thought he was going to try and fight me to I stood up. Our table got silent, and then he stood up. I didn't know what he was going to do but then the unexpected happen. His eyes starting watering, I mean shit was sad, and he ran off to the restroom. Our table was cracking up Lolol the story doesn't end here though.

The bell rang and everyone was going to class but I felt bad cuz I had known him since 6th grade. So I go check on him in the restroom. Dudes sniffling with his back to the door in front of those tissue dispensers trying to wipe the shake out of his shirt. When I come in he hears me, as he turns around he looks angry now and he rushes me, he takes a swing but misses, so I grab him and kneee him hard, I was going for the stomach but I guess I hit him in the nuts lol so he falls into the fetal position, clothes full of milkshake, grabbing his nuts, crying lol

So I'm like fuck it and go to my next class, about thirty minutes into class two of the school security guards come in and say "super soaker, come with us." When we get to the office kid was sitting down with a navy blue tee the schools make kids wear when they break dress code. He wasn't crying no more but his eyes are puffy and red where you know all the tears done came out already. I got ISS and he never sat at our table again lol