What's some dumb stuff you did as a kid that you should have got in trouble for or was just dumb?

[Will Munny]

When I was in elementary school I thought I could put jagged ice chunks in the road so the school bus would get a flat tire and I wouldn't have to go to school. I literally thought it was a fool proof plan until the school effortlessly rolled over and crushed all my ice chunks. It was a good lesson tho, as the school system would soon crush my soul just as easy.

 

[Lou Cypher]

We used go jump on a trampoline and put a 10 pound weight on it and power bounced it as high as we could and scatter until it landed. One time my friend was jumping with it and power bounced it. It goes way up in the air and he landed on his back on the trampoline. His legs split open right when the weight came down and hit him in the nuts. He let out a huge scream and was just yelling for 10 mins while we laughed and tried to figure out just how hurt he was. After 15 mins or so he was walking around though.

So we stopped doing that.

The next day, the SAME friend wants to power bounce the weight on the trampoline. He jumps up there and starts bouncing the weight and goes for the powerbounce and the weight jumps up and nails him right in the face. Luckily he turned his face and only got a black eye.

 

[Lou Cypher]

When I was in elementary school I thought I could put jagged ice chunks in the road so the school bus would get a flat tire and I wouldn't have to go to school. I literally thought it was a fool proof plan until the school effortlessly rolled over and crushed all my ice chunks. It was a good lesson tho, as the school system would soon crush my soul just as easy.

Lmao we used to do that at the bus stop. Stop was on a hill and cars would be driving up and have to stop to turn. Put so much ice on the road that they would have trouble getting traction to start turning. One car had to reverse down the hill and came back up cussing us all out. Think we were in 3rd grade lmao.

 

[Will Munny]

We tipped over so many porta-potties back in the day. For no fucking reason.

 

[Lou Cypher]

We tipped over so many porta-potties back in the day. For no fucking reason.

Those make the most disgusting noises when they are tipper over

 

[Will Munny]

We always were the ultimate dick head and tipped them door down so whoever had to lift them back up got shit on their boots.

 

[Lou Cypher]

One time we found a stray dog and it kept following us around so we brought him by a porn shop and waited until he ran inside so we could chase after him and see inside the porn shop lmao

 

[Max.]

Or we would put cans of whipped cream in the road and watch cars run them over and they explode and scared the shit out of the driver.

This sounds fun tbh

 

[aka40Cal]

Me and my cousins would drop waterballoons on people from his balcony. He lived on the 10th floor too.

 

[zzombie]

I once crazy glued my baby brother's hands together

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I was 13 years old and these older high school sisters lived a few blocks away in front of this park was fine as hell. In the park, me and my boy were climbing trees and jumping down, seeing who can jump from the highest when this fool pauses and says "Yo, I could see ___ changing in her room from here!" Up the tree I went and yup, there she is in her bra talking on the phone on her bed. The next evening there was 4 of us watching her change then the next night 7 of us taking turns until her bitch ass brother snitched and she decided to invest in curtains. I think he got beat up for that at school lol.

Good times.

 

[BackInWhite]

We used to steal random shit

Throw shit at cars from the overpass over the expressway

We set a house on fire once

Set the side of the school fire

We stole a teacher's purse 1 time

She had 300 bucks and a phone

We would check or "roast" random people in public places

Just stupid shit

 

[2stepz_ahead]

never mind

you niggas wouldn't let me live this down.

I'll just read

 

[TonyDubbz]

I fought a nigga once and I put him in the walls of jericho till he cried. I was like 2 years older and heavier than him too so the whole time I was laughing and telling him to tap out while he was screaming & crying.

Nigga got up and ran across the street to get his snaggle tooth ass mama so we ran and hid behind some old car in our yard until she left

Edit: Lmao my brother was there too nigga was on the side lines and kept saying "Oh my god! oh my god!" in his best jim ross voice. Good times.

 

[BackInWhite]

We used to "Street fighter" shit too

Y'all remember that lil mini game in street fighter where you had to beat the shit out of a car for points

We used to do that to broken down cars in people yards or on the side of the street

 

[2stepz_ahead]

I once crazy glued my baby brother's hands together

me and my homies once handcuffed his lil cousins hands between his legs while he was sleep.

nigga woke up screaming , rolled on the floor off the couch screaming bloody murder.

that shit would go viral if we had camera phones

nigga hit his head on the coffee table...lol

 

[2stepz_ahead]

used to put ketchup packets in the floor in the hallways

between classes people come out not paying attention...

we messed up alot of sneakers

 

[2stepz_ahead]

we used to spray mace in the hallways..

niggas walking around coughing and shit

lol

oh man...fun times

 

[BackInWhite]

We would skip class and walk the halls

Walk past the first open door and slam the shit out of it

Had the whole class shook while we ran down the hall giggling and shit

Or come to the first open door and scream in it "SHUT UP BITCH!" or "DICK SUCKIN ASS BITCH!!!" and run away

 

[BackInWhite]

we used to spray mace in the hallways..

niggas walking around coughing and shit

lol

oh man...fun times

Somebody did that a few times when I was in high school

Not cool...if it's done to you

I can see the hilarity to be had if you're the one doing it tho