what's it like when you go to the club?

[almighty breeze]

I'm not big on the VIP...im trynna mix and mingle, not be secluded. No I'm not buying chicks drinks, unless u came with me.

well im in chicago now, and the few spots i been to out here aint fucking with nyc...and i blame the Djs....these niggas just play records, there is no sequence to the shit. In NY i could grind on a bitch for like a half hour cuz the djs spin records in sequence. Out here, ill be on a chick jammin to some "girly" song...then this nigga throw on Wu-Tang Clan...smh

yea thats annoying as shit. gotta have some type of sequence/set

its not hard either, thats jus a sign of laziness.

reggae sets.;"old school" sets; down south set; slow jams etc

 

[soul rattler]

yea thats annoying as shit. gotta have some type of sequence/set

its not hard either, thats jus a sign of laziness.reggae sets.;"old school" sets; down south set; slow jams etc

co-sign. I've seen DJ's go from great, to decent, to terrible... and all because of laziness. And I don't know about other cities, but alot of Chicago clubs have DJ's as well as promoters/emcees/hosts/hype men on the mic. It's this one DJ who will ignore the hype men and play record after record cause he's feeling himself too much... even if the crowd ain't feeling him.

 

[Will Munny]

Put my dick on girls backs, get their number, and hopefully make out with them all sloppy as fuck.

 

[almighty breeze]

co-sign. I've seen DJ's go from great, to decent, to terrible... and all because of laziness. And I don't know about other cities, but alot of Chicago clubs have DJ's as well as promoters/emcees/hosts/hype men on the mic. It's this one DJ who will ignore the hype men and play record after record cause he's feeling himself too much... even if the crowd ain't feeling him.

yea u gotta have SOME type of chemistry for the dj it will only help to have someone HYPING you (thats what an mc originally was sheesh)..it works the other way too naturally. niggas get on the mic and wanna let all their friends shout out they "hood" or have randomn bitches screamin about god knows what...or jus plain talkin through out the whole party meanwhile everyone like shut up no one is here to see u...i done seen niggas stop the music so they could talk..if the asses werent as plump my exit wld have been abrupt

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

i be up in there all like this.

word, i post up wit my crew, wat on a bitch to get lonely and wait for the right song, and get behind dat bitch while she twerks dat ass..

 

[soul rattler]

yea u gotta have SOME type of chemistry for the dj it will only help to have someone HYPING you (thats what an mc originally was sheesh)..it works the other way too naturally. niggas get on the mic and wanna let all their friends shout out they "hood" or have randomn bitches screamin about god knows what...or jus plain talkin through out the whole party meanwhile everyone like shut up no one is here to see u...i done seen niggas stop the music so they could talk..if the asses werent as plump my exit wld have been abrupt

lmao the majority black club hype men usually have the following script everytime:

Ladies if yo pussy smell good, make some noise

Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say her name

Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say "Girl I love you!"

Ladies if you strictly dickly make some noise

Ladies if you you ain't got no kids make some noise

Ladies if you love yo kids make some noise

Ladies if yo hair real make some noise

If you make more than 10 dollars an hour make some noise

If yo shoes cost more than 15 dollars make some noise

If you got more than 50 dollars in yo wallet make some noise

If you smoke or drank before you got here, make some noise

If you want some head right now make some noise

lol no joke... sometimes they'll say it over songs or in between songs, and other songs they'll tell the DJ to hold the record to get the crowd more hype with one of these lines. Shit's mad predictable but I guess when your tipsy/high/drunk, you don't give a fuck.

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

lmao the majority black club hype men usually have the following script everytime:

Ladies if yo pussy smell good, make some noise
Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say her name
Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say "Girl I love you!"
Ladies if you strictly dickly make some noise
Ladies if you you ain't got no kids make some noise
Ladies if you love yo kids make some noise
Ladies if yo hair real make some noise
If you make more than 10 dollars an hour make some noise
If yo shoes cost more than 15 dollars make some noise
If you got more than 50 dollars in yo wallet make some noise
If you smoke or drank before you got here, make some noise
If you want some head right now make some noise

lol no joke... sometimes they'll say it over songs or in between songs, and other songs they'll tell the DJ to hold the record to get the crowd more hype with one of these lines. Shit's mad predictable but I guess when your tipsy/high/drunk, you don't give a fuck.

we got a dj here who say all dat shit him self..

sometimes verbatim wat u just typed..

 

[twizza 77]

^^^^Speaking of Talib Kweli, he's going to be at the Shrine feb 4, I'm thinking about going. But mostly I do North IL spots which isn't nothing, but nowadays the only I go clubbing is when im on vacation in different city. Outside of the level/caliber of the club they all pretty much the same.

 

[almighty breeze]

lmao the majority black club hype men usually have the following script everytime:

Ladies if yo pussy smell good, make some noise
Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say her name
Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say "Girl I love you!"
Ladies if you strictly dickly make some noise
Ladies if you you ain't got no kids make some noise
Ladies if you love yo kids make some noise
Ladies if yo hair real make some noise
If you make more than 10 dollars an hour make some noise
If yo shoes cost more than 15 dollars make some noise
If you got more than 50 dollars in yo wallet make some noise
If you smoke or drank before you got here, make some noise
If you want some head right now make some noise

lol no joke... sometimes they'll say it over songs or in between songs, and other songs they'll tell the DJ to hold the record to get the crowd more hype with one of these lines. Shit's mad predictable but I guess when your tipsy/high/drunk, you don't give a fuck.

yoo i jus died dawg...u covered everybase
"Ladies if u got yo own job, yo own car, u dnt need a nigga for shit...put cho muthafuckin middle finga in the air and say FUCKKK-THAAATT-NIGGAAA "FUCKTHATNIGGA" THAT-BROKE-ASS-NIGGA"

"Fellas, if u got yo shit together u gettin money payin yo gotdamn child support and want these hoes to stop sweatin put yo monkey ass hands up and say FUCCCKK THAT BEEIITCH"

 

[twizza 77]

lmao the majority black club hype men usually have the following script everytime:

Ladies if yo pussy smell good, make some noise

Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say her name

Ladies if you here with yo bestfriend, say "Girl I love you!"

Ladies if you strictly dickly make some noise

Ladies if you you ain't got no kids make some noise

Ladies if you love yo kids make some noise

Ladies if yo hair real make some noise

If you make more than 10 dollars an hour make some noise

If yo shoes cost more than 15 dollars make some noise

If you got more than 50 dollars in yo wallet make some noise

If you smoke or drank before you got here, make some noise

If you want some head right now make some noise

lol no joke... sometimes they'll say it over songs or in between songs, and other songs they'll tell the DJ to hold the record to get the crowd more hype with one of these lines. Shit's mad predictable but I guess when your tipsy/high/drunk, you don't give a fuck.

Oh shit, its true. Don't forget where my real hood niggas at? I notice more and more on fliers Club is "Hosted By" and it all really is someone talking way too much, saying the things that you mentioned and ruinning the vibe. Wannabe Fatman Scoop's.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

vip is over rated tho imo

 

[InglewoodHB]

Typical Saturday nights in Hollywood with my niggas

*drink before the club, get at chicks on the way to the club, holla at chicks in line, gets into club and heads str8 to the bar "Adios please*, post up for a min and check out the scene, another drink, dance, more drinks, im drunk by now so getting at every chick that glances my way, leaves and act a fool on sunset blvd*

 

[soul rattler]

we got a dj here who say all dat shit him self..

sometimes verbatim wat u just typed..

yoo i jus died dawg...u covered everybase

"Ladies if u got yo own job, yo own car, u dnt need a nigga for shit...put cho muthafuckin middle finga in the air and say FUCKKK-THAAATT-NIGGAAA "FUCKTHATNIGGA" THAT-BROKE-ASS-NIGGA"

"Fellas, if u got yo shit together u gettin money payin yo gotdamn child support and want these hoes to stop sweatin put yo monkey ass hands up and say FUCCCKK THAT BEEIITCH"

lmao yeah I forgot about the "All my Independent ladies where ya at" calls... and lol @ "put yo monkey ass hands up". I'd be straight up offended if I heard that.

Oh shit, its true. Don't forget where my real hood niggas at? I notice more and more on fliers Club is "Hosted By" and it all really is someone talking way too much, saying the things that you mentioned and ruinning the vibe. Wannabe Fatman Scoop's.

Hell yeah I was just thinking about that Faith Evans song.

[video=youtube;Bh786IhucF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh786IhucF4[/video]

 

[princetavern]

Walk up to the back door and get escorted in. Have the bouncer give me a piggy back ride into the VIP section. Find the dude with the best bottle on ice. Walk up, slap the shit out of him, take his drinks and dare him to do something. Find the dude with the finest bitches and straight strong arm them to the dance floor. Make them reveal their bare asses as they grind upon me. Knock the baddest one to the ground, mount, thrust, climax, stand back up and pour liquor on my dick to wash it off. Go to the DJ booth and make him play something by Journey. Go back to the middle of the dance floor and take a shit. Laugh as people dance in it. If no one does, pull out the burner and force someone to. Find a dime and take her to the bathroom. Shove assorted ground drugs into her pussy and snort them back out. Take her into the stall, stuff her head into the toilet bowl 'swirly' style, and fuck her from behind. After the second nut I'm pretty sleepy so I call my mom to come and pick me up. Go home, eat some waffles, fall asleep watching Night Court reruns.

Its actually not fun at all though, I just do it to kill time.

 

[king hassan]

So basically it's just alot of people sitting around talking and occassionally dancing... I don't think that's gonna be my spot, though I hope to have slowed down on the club scene by that age. I like nightclubs where lots of juking, grinding, dancing, and DJ'ing takes place. Like 'go hard or go home', or better yet 'go hard then go to her home'. I don't really see the point of lounges where you just sit around. Maybe if you're out with friends and whatnot but I only go to clubs to pick up women and get numbers.

Well, there's always Mr. Arnie's on Sibley lol

Nah Bruh, they be dancing they asses off in there, the windows be fogged up and it's a sweat box. No sitting and rapping, it's straight dacning going on, especially in "The Family Den" and "Rodneys" they be jacking it up in there. lol

My homeby Dave dj'd in Arnies for like 6 years lol