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Dainty;2308962 said:yea I got drunk one time and I tried to rape my cousin....I will never drink again.
WTF?! that's not fucking koo lol. I mean, you could rape me for all I care but raping your cuz?!
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glowy;2308714 said:about four years ago on a hot summer day, the power in the whole area went out. So, i'm eating the usual i get from mcdonald's out on the porch. Two chesseburges(no onions), a small fry, and a $1 strawberry sundae.
Anyway, i smashed it, then we go over to my aunt's for the night to get a break from the heat.
I was coll for most of the day, then at around 10:00 pm, i get the pangs in my stomach that let me know the bubble guts was coming on. I was like "aww shit." by the time 1:00 am roll aroudn i was all kinds of fucked up, my legs were weak, and in pain so i had to crawl around for the most part, and i was starting to get that feeling in my chest that let me know i was going to eventually throw up.
So at 2:00 am i finally had to go to the bathroom, and as i was on the toilet shiting a waterfall, i had to throw up at the same time. So i'm like "what do?" i gathered my strength, clinched my ass, and turned around and vomited in the toilet, i then sat down and continued shitting. What a mess.
With that over stayed up the rest of the night in pain, and i was afraid i'd throw-up again.
Morning rolls around and i go back home, the power is still off, and it's hot as hell. So i pass out on the couch exhausted, and i'm still fucked up.
I wake up a couple hours later, and come to find out that i had shit on myself. I was like "awww shit." snatch up some bags, and went to the bathroom to clean myself up.
At about 3:00 pm the power was back on, and i was recovering back to full health, by the next day i was perfectly fine.
Till this day i still wont eat the combination of cheeseburgers and ice cream/milkshake, or anything like that. It reminds me of the sickness.
simular junk happend to me... I was in the 9th or 10 grade, woke up at like 5 am, rannnnn to the bathroom... I had the worst bubble guts ever.. And i had to throw up, so i sat on the toilet and threw up on myself, the clothes hamper, the sank..and eventually leaned in the tub and threw up in there... That was the worst smell in history
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turqiun;2310213 said:I didn't even read past this cause I need to know if you at least flushed the toilet first?
I don't remember.
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Jesus Jackson
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Woke up one hot summer night / early morning, about to get ready for work and my entire body was shaking and shivering uncontrollably; even my teeth were chattering.... Even though it was hot and I was sweating, I still had the chills. I got up to use the bathroom and I was so dizzy, I could barely keep my balance. I also had the worst headache. Needless to say, I didn't go to work that day. As the day progressed, my headache steadily got worse and worse--- to the point that I pretty much had to lie motionless in bed in order to prevent my head from splitting open. This ailment lasted the entire day. The next day, I was still sick but felt well enough to go to work and the day after THAT I was pretty much back to normal... Still to this day, I don't know what my problem was, but not long after that, someone at my job contracted meningitis and was out for a couple of months. The symptoms sounded similar to what I had, but mine really only lasted one day. Maybe I just have a really strong immune system. Anyway, whatever it was, it was DEFINATELY the worst illnes I ever had.
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lighthearted25
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i had the flu for 2 weeks, and was still going to work and shit trying to make money smh. i lost a good 10lbs so that was cool but everything else sucked, fever, coughing, congestion and headaches, etc. that was my 1st time ever having the flu and hopefully my last. i can only imagine what the swine flu was like, or the bird flu.
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ICame4Pussy
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Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Never Again
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JackAssInTheBox
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Heartbreak.........
lol naw but real shit its between the time i shattered my fuckin leg tryna slide tackle during a soccer game in highschool and the time I OD'd at the gym threw up and damn near passed out. Niggas thought they was bouta die lol.
lol naw but real shit its between the time i shattered my fuckin leg tryna slide tackle during a soccer game in highschool and the time I OD'd at the gym threw up and damn near passed out. Niggas thought they was bouta die lol.
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Conscious__Nkechi
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bull6599;2309392 said:Long story, but short version: fungal infection on my esophagus got into my bloodstream. Had to take antibiotics for 3 months - 6 week course, then it came back so I had to take another 6 week course. Later discovered I had some sot of gallbladder disease. Had surgery in September to remove it. Had months of nausea (felt like vomiting even when I didnt have to), vomiting, fatigue, weight loss (lost like 50 lbs in a year...w/o trying), loss of appetite, abdominal pain, upper back pain, nosebleeds, vomiting blood (occasionally), blood in my bowel movements, occasional diarrhea, and some shit I'm sure I'm forgetting.
This was all last year. I spent all of 2010 going to the Dr (mostly a gastroenterologist). It was kinda progressive, but the Doc found it all @ once so where not sure what came 1st & what (if any) was the root & caused all of the other problems. They could've all been independent issues as far as we know, but it's unlikely. Thought it could've been cancer of the gallbladder, but so far we havent found anything to suggest it. Also the infection could've caused damage to my spleen & having it removed is a possibility but we're not sure yet.
SHIT WAS THE WOAT!!! I wish it noone.
That sucks.
Feeling nauseous everyday is the worst. I'd rather just throw it all up.
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Conscious__Nkechi
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To name a few.....
Slight mastitis
Ovarian cyst ruptured
Food Poisoning- more than once. My stomach is sensitive.
On a smaller/more frequent scale....
Migraines-debilitating but I don't take pills so I just deal.
Lactose ingestion.
Meh, I don't like being sick but I have a high tolerance for pain so I rarely go to the doctor for anything.
Slight mastitis
Ovarian cyst ruptured
Food Poisoning- more than once. My stomach is sensitive.
On a smaller/more frequent scale....
Migraines-debilitating but I don't take pills so I just deal.
Lactose ingestion.
Meh, I don't like being sick but I have a high tolerance for pain so I rarely go to the doctor for anything.
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BOOGLIVE18
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LMFAOOOO!!! These shyts got me dying!!!!!
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DrMindbender122
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Try having the Chicken Pox @ age 15. I swore I was gonna die.
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100%Sagittarius
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Pura~Diabla;2308790 said:When I got my wisdom teeth pulled a few years ago. For three weeks I was in excruciating pain...felt like my jaw had been wired shut. Mouth/tooth pain is the WOAT ever.
Man, I'm going through this now..... I had all 4 taken out last week and I can't make it through the day without at least 2-4 Vicodin pills. By far, the worse pain I've ever experienced in my life
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Conscious__Nkechi;2311136 said:To name a few.....
Slight mastitis-luckily it didn't get as bad as it could
Food Poisoning
Ovarian cyst ruptured-more common than I thought but it was painful.
My ex had 1 of those. She had to have that ovary removed.
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Conscious__Nkechi
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bull6599;2311182 said:My ex had 1 of those. She had to have that ovary removed.
I can see why. We almost all have them, more or less, but once they burst, that fluid and what not is killer. The pain was also debilitating. Had to go to the ER and they hooked me up to the IV and gave me something for the pain.
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fiat_money
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The worst I've had is a "cold".
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Knives Amilli
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I ain't had nothing that fucks with some of the stories in here....
But whooping cough sucks, B. You can't laugh, run, or do too much without goin into a painful ass coughing fit.
But whooping cough sucks, B. You can't laugh, run, or do too much without goin into a painful ass coughing fit.
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shawnbrown
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I was at a conference for my job at The Marriot. Very professional setting. you know that feeling you get when you gotta throw up. well I got that feeling and we were in a large room. the bathroom was far away. I was throwing up in the hall and everything.. thank goodness I made it out of the conference room
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Christmas Day 2005 - I was feeling fine hours after eating and chillin with fam/friends. Next thing I know, I'm in the bathroom throwing up. Threw up so much that I had no strength and came crawling out the bathroom. For a while I just sat on the floor shaking with the chills. So my boy's mom drove me to the hospital. Soon as we got there, I started feeling tingling in my arms and legs, and then my hands clenched up like a stroke victim. Temp went up to 104. Spent 2 nights in the hospital and to this day still don't know what that was.
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