What was your parents reaction when they found out You Smoke Weed?

[Chef_Taylor]

Althought my mom dont really cosign me smokin tha gunja...im grown and i been out her house for 11 years she knows that, and she just tell me she dont want to to get in the game of selling drugs which is not going to happen.....i really dont know what her ol man think hes not even in the picture.

 

[Premeer]

Its like she kind of always had a feeling that I did because my appetite started to become unusually big. Anytime I came in from outside, I'd fuck any food item I layed my eyes on up. I'd kill the rest of the bag of potato chips, drink the entire case of Capri suns and devour all the packs of fruit by the foots and dunkaroos. Prior to that i really wouldnt eat anything. So when she actually caught me in the act, it was more of her suspicions being confirmed that it was her being shocked or surprised

this remind me of my little cousin who is like 13-14... she has a "eating disorder".. where she doesnt like to eat cuz she thinks she fat.. so she even throws her food up, at school even.

so she ended up going to some mental institute because of her eating disorder and some other shit.

she hangs with people a little older than her so she dont have the best influence...

1 night she got home late and went straight into the kitchen and she must have forgot about her "disorder" cuz she went in straight smash mode and tore the kitchen up from the floor up...

her mother didnt even say nun tho cuz she already knew she was high, then she would lie, and she was at least happy that she was finally willingly eating.

see.. weed does do some good out here.

 

[Lincoln]

Never smoked, so it's n/a to me.. but their reaction when they found out i've never smoked or drank? their faces lit up and it seemed like they were giving each other mental high-fives

 

[Rubato Garcia]

I didn't start smoking till I was well out of the house so they don't have any reason to know

 

[SuperSoaker]

I just remember my reaction was disbelief first time I found out all my uncles and cousins smoked weed. I was 13, straight edge on my basketball athlete grind. Lolololol went to the backyard of a BBQ and all the older fam was blazin' lolol damn near everyone in my family smokes even caught my aunties Smh

 

[NeighborhoodNomad.]

I was like 17/18 and had my own place by the either one of them found out so there really was nothing they could say.

I still don't know how either one of them found out. I was never around.

 

[south4life]

My parents went out of town, I was 16 years old and my boy came thru with the purp, so we went walking and my parents decided not to go until tomorrow so they came back and we walked right pass them, my mom made my dad go back and she had that "I'm Gonna Kill U" look on her face.

The next day she put Life Insurance on me and said that if something was to happen to me and she would be set, the next day I quit Lol.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

My mom and dad was cool I was old enough at the time anyway.

 

[kzzl]

Moms cried and actually got the belt for me. I was 16 years old, 2 feet taller, and a hundred pounds heavier. But her first thought was to grab a belt and whoop me with it. She had stopped whooping me years before. Pops was off in Iraq seeing his fellow soldiers get blown to bits.

LOL

I just stood there and let her do her mom thing. Took a few licks from the belt and gave a yea ma'am to her questions. I got the message. Keep the street shit, in the street.

 

[lookdude]

Moms cried and actually got the belt for me. I was 16 years old, 2 feet taller, and a hundred pounds heavier. But her first thought was to grab a belt and whoop me with it. She had stopped whooping me years before. Pops was off in Iraq seeing his fellow soldiers get blown to bits.

LOL

I just stood there and let her do her mom thing. Took a few licks from the belt and gave a yea ma'am to her questions. I got the message. Keep the street shit, in the street.

damn bruh hope you weren't high during that lol

 

[TonyDubbz]

Used to skip my final class senior year to get high with my homies, one day my moms scooped me and was like"Boy you smell like weed you been smoking weed?" I couldnt think of a fast lie so I said yeah and she was real upset, next thing u know I start findin these little post it notes hidden all over my room with shit like "Lord pray for peace and protection from the devil" and shit like that ...I was like what the fuck?

Everytime I would take them down she would put em back up & one day my bro was like "What the hell u do nigga I caught her puttin holy water in my shoes"

 

[BlackAX410]

LMFAO @ holy water in ya shoes im done after dat

 

[kzzl]

Moms cried and actually got the belt for me. I was 16 years old, 2 feet taller, and a hundred pounds heavier. But her first thought was to grab a belt and whoop me with it. She had stopped whooping me years before. Pops was off in Iraq seeing his fellow soldiers get blown to bits.

LOL

I just stood there and let her do her mom thing. Took a few licks from the belt and gave a yea ma'am to her questions. I got the message. Keep the street shit, in the street.

damn bruh hope you weren't high during that lol

I was. Me and the crew used to smoke before class started at highschool. This particular morning i had a roach on deck and chiefed outside the window before they picked me up. The smell gave me away. She hacked me up right before my niggas could roll up. Hopped in the car, sipped some blue beast, and just chalked it.

Whats funny is the jail time and protest stories my aunts have bout my moms. There's a reason she recognized the smell.

 

[TonyDubbz]

LMFAO @ holy water in ya shoes im done after dat

That shit was crazy bruh, she had me feelin like I wasn't the same person no more or like I was possessed. Now its just jokes cause my brother always brings up that holy water shit everytime we have family gatherings.

 

[Way of the Lizard]

They made sure neither of us were spending too much on MJ.

 

[Rahlow]

My pops was the one that fired one up with me when I was 13 after I told him I got my first piece of pussy.

He had me help him put on a head gasket and while talking, He told me to go grab a cold can of miller hi-life out of the ice chest, hand him a box end wrench and when i got it, he handed me the joint and told me the beer was for me.

My mama had the "men will be men" perspective on these kinda things so she never had an issue with it.

It's been on & cracc'n ever since....

 

[BarryHalls]

similar to this clip. Made me say "Oh Shit" when I first saw it.

 

[mc317]

In 1992 i was 13. Moms came snoopin in room and found some rubbers, philly blunts, and a dime of dodi. I got home she tried to give me a speech on having sex and consequences. I asked her where the blunts and weed were i told her it wasnt mine, she said she smoked it to teach me a lesson lol

 

[edwardnigma]

I dont like lying or beating around the bush. I wanted respect.

She said what a lighter i had was for...told her i smoked weed. She flipped for pike the nect 10 years.

I was 15, and it ended my days as the favorite...fuck it

 

[edwardnigma]

My pops was the one that fired one up with me when I was 13 after I told him I got my first piece of pussy.

He had me help him put on a head gasket and while talking, He told me to go grab a cold can of miller hi-life out of the ice chest, hand him a box end wrench and when i got it, he handed me the joint and told me the beer was for me.

My mama had the "men will be men" perspective on these kinda things so she never had an issue with it.

It's been on & cracc'n ever since....

your life is fuckin Goat

Im smoking right now and that shit read like....

A ghetto wonder years

Str8 fuckin Goat

This bud and thread got me melancholy