What Laws You Break The Most?

[HafBayked]

yeah the shits funny but I highly doubt any alphabet agents are fishing for confessions from internet avatars

i mean i can say i shot somebody yesterday, HOW would he prove that?

yeah bruh how they go say im a cop?

i dont know if you are or not (and dont care) im just saying aint no charges being pressed from any confessions here

 

[5 Grand]

smoking weed

 

[nawledge_god]

Domestic Violence

#HOH

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Domestic Violence

#HOH

Forgot this

 

[CapitalB]

not being poor.

 

[Lincoln]

being black on a friday night

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

Smoke weed

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I constantly steal from stores. Food mainly. I aint paying 3 dollars for a damn protein bar or bottle of water. Nor am i going to pay 5 dollars for chapstick. Nor will i pay 5 dollars per pound of pumpkin seeds. If it can fit in my pocket and doesnt have a magnetic strip on it, im out of there.

I also sell some of my narcotic drugs i am prescribed as i am weening myself off of them and have a whole bunch just laying around.

I steal from people, not good people, drug dealers mainly or heavy drug users.

I litter because people in community service would be incredibly bored if i didnt.



I jay walk because i like to take opportunities instead of waiting for them to be handed to me.

If i hit a lick i will sell all of their drugs for them and keep their money

I loiter for about 5-10 minutes next to No Loitering signs to show dominance.

Thats all i can really think of. Besides that im a really nice guy tbh.

 

[LUClEN]

Fraud

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I don't know officer

 

[alliknowishate]

Driving drunk