What Laws You Break The Most?

[Trillfate]

I pull the tags off mattresses, i dont give a darn

 

[HafBayked]

double parking.....i'll park anywhere im a thug!!.....i'll park in yo yard right now and leave it running

 

[CashmoneyDux]

las drogas

Jay walking

Defacing money

Secretly spitting on people

Smoking meth

 

[twentyfivelighters]

Nice try feds

 

[Copper]

I tie gators to fire hydrants in Florida all the time b...

 

[Beta]

Being a co-founder of a underground gambling den

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

This nigga makes the Most Fed threads I've ever seen brah

 

[Busta Carmichael]

This nigga makes the Most Fed threads I've ever seen brah

Lmaooo it's the same guy

 

[7figz]

This nigga makes the Most Fed threads I've ever seen brah

Co-sign.

Next thread: "How many murders you got away with ?"

 

[Lefty_]

I violate the computer fraud and abuse act on the daily. I'm out here livin this shit.

 

[TheBoyRo]

Littering

 

[MazterChef]

Being a co-founder of a underground gambling den

oh word where yal at

u a real nigga

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Being a co-founder of a underground gambling den

oh word where yal at

u a real nigga

Where y'all at.???

Lmaooo brah WTF.???

 

[Lefty_]

He can't be that stupid and and B the police. He's not even trying to be slick about it.

 

[HafBayked]

yeah the shits funny but I highly doubt any alphabet agents are fishing for confessions from internet avatars

i mean i can say i shot somebody yesterday, HOW would he prove that?

 

[AP21]

T/S like

ok...so thats Jonny, Copper...who else

 

[Stiff]

He can't be that stupid and and B the police. He's not even trying to be slick about it.

LMAO the Obama administration coming to an end...it's the end of the year...they desperate to hit these quotas so they saying fuck it "anybody wanna just tell me about the crimes you and your friends have been involved in????"

 

[MazterChef]

yeah the shits funny but I highly doubt any alphabet agents are fishing for confessions from internet avatars

i mean i can say i shot somebody yesterday, HOW would he prove that?

yeah bruh how they go say im a cop?

 

[Lou Cypher]

I constantly steal from stores. Food mainly. I aint paying 3 dollars for a damn protein bar or bottle of water. Nor am i going to pay 5 dollars for chapstick. Nor will i pay 5 dollars per pound of pumpkin seeds. If it can fit in my pocket and doesnt have a magnetic strip on it, im out of there.

I also sell some of my narcotic drugs i am prescribed as i am weening myself off of them and have a whole bunch just laying around.

I steal from people, not good people, drug dealers mainly or heavy drug users.

I litter because people in community service would be incredibly bored if i didnt.

I jay walk because i like to take opportunities instead of waiting for them to be handed to me.

If i hit a lick i will sell all of their drugs for them and keep their money

I loiter for about 5-10 minutes next to No Loitering signs to show dominance.

Thats all i can really think of. Besides that im a really nice guy tbh.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

jaywalking