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ptowndonte;5314220 said:This is by far THE gayest thread I've ever seen. And to no surprise it was created by Jamaica.
Wild Self;5314336 said:ptowndonte;5314220 said:This is by far THE gayest thread I've ever seen. And to no surprise it was created by Jamaica.
We have porn videos online now. Strippers should be naked and unknown.
SwampNigga;5314206 said:Jamaica;486875 said:Now don't get me wrong, on some levels there were certain rappers like Uncle Luke that made music for the strip clubs. There was a time when rappers made music specifically for the night club scene. Now in this era rappers are not only making music specifically for strip club play, but they are even shouting out strippers in songs like rappers used to do with athletes/actors etc. My question to the reason is do you think this is a good thing?
Now that's what the Ether for
I ain't got no problem wit strip club music cuz I grew up on the shit
It's sickenin how these hoes don got famous doe, bitch why do you have a name?
Why do we know what your voice sound like?
Amber Rose is bigger than Wiz
Kim Kardashian is bigger than Kanye
Superhead name hold more weight than Jada
You go back and watch a video from the early, mid-90s them hoes look like robots a some shit, it's like they knew they didn't matter
Jamaica;5315871 said:the ptown is mostly intrigued by the drum.
ptowndonte;5315899 said:*Strip club scene*
Jamaica *Walks over to DJ booth*: "Ay yo DJ, this music about shaking ass and popping pussy ain't real Hip-Hop yo, you ain't got no Canibus?" *Slips DJ $200*
DJ *Slips $200 in back pocket. Proceeds to find Canibus on an internet streaming site on his laptop*: "I got you dawg." ($200 sarcasm)
*Jamica walks over to his table as a boring ass Canibus song starts to play, bobs head as if at a cypher*
Jamaica *Walks over to stripper "Sparkle", while eating a strip club chicken wing...smiles*: "Hey sweetheart. Can I get a private dance to this song right here?"
Sparkle: "Nigga what the fuck is this shit the DJ playing?"
Jamaica *Denzel in Training Day laugh*: "Ha ha! It's Canibus girl! Don't tell me you ain't heard this."
Sparkle: "Who?!"
Jamaica *Kendrick Perkins face*: "Bitch! What you mean who?! Canibus! Do you not hear the knowledge this man is spitting over that boom bap?!"
Sparkle: "Naw, this shit weak. Tell him play some 2 Chainz or sum"
Jamaica *Samuel L. Jackson mad face*: "2 Chainz?!?!...2 Chainz?!?!...the DJ was nice enough to play this song for me and you asking for some 2 Chainz?! Man FUCK 2 CHAINZ! Fuck you bitch! You bitches have no respect for REAL Hip-Hop. It's the same thing every time I come in this bitch. That hoe over there wouldn't give me a dance to the new Dead Prez record last weekend! I sick of this shit!! This is a strip club! Not a wack rappers convention! Does 2 Chaaaiiinz have hidden codes in his lyrics?! NOPE! Man fuck you bitch I'm out of here."
2 Weeks later...
*Jamaica comes across woman listening to MF Doom on the bus*........................................*Wedding Bells*
MR.CJ;5315279 said:I pray to god I don't have a daughter