What is your favorite qoute from The Boondocks

[1CK1S]

Is this the kind of shit you niggas put on your feet nowadays? This looks like a damn astronaut's shoe. I'm black, I'm not walking to the Moon, I'm walking to the liquor store.

 

[Super Lex]

"Yesterday I saw 3 ******s reading a book and 1 of them was smiling"

I think that's from the BET episode.

 

[HustleTree]

"You cant compare a chocolate monkey like R Kelly to Jerry Lewis"

 

[Swiffness!]

"You know what this is, man. It's fuckin racism, man. You were at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and you just happened to fit the description. Now, if you admit you killed him..."

"I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!!!!!!"

"Look, even if you didn't kill him, just admit that you killed him. I promise you won't go to jail. Smack on the wrist. I promise you."

"Wait...I'm a prosecutor! I'm never gonna fall for this...!"

*5 minutes later*

"(crying) So you're saying if I confess....I won't go to jail??"

"I give you my word."

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lmfao, that shit still kills me. I bring that scene up everytime I'm talkin about police IRL

 

[blackkevblazini]

I don't think "Homies over Hos" is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign, Riley. I mean, don't get me wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho: Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit' just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me.

 

[earth two superman]

" Guilty! that nigga is guilty! I dont need to delibirate! Hang dat nigga now! I got the rope right here." : Offers noose: