What is the most hilarious/GOAT one liner in IC History???

[englishdude]

Gargoyle sweater

 

[Mastery]

Was just coming in to say "Jamal Lost" takes the cake and it's not even close haha

 

[texas409]

@texas409 im sorry fam but

"How do I got on aim?"

And @"Tommy bilfiger"

"Let's keep this strictly professional "

Are two funny lines that pop up in my head from back in the day.

I was asking a legit question too and fucked it all up lol

 

[Dupac]

"don't imagine me"

 

[Dupac]

"don't @ me to fuck shit"

 

[Lefty_]

Post your itinerary

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Gargoyle sweater

Hilarious I will reread that thread if it's still up

 

[Busta Carmichael]

But as of recently it has to be "don't blink"

Top 3 craziest shit I've ever read in here. I sent that thread to friends and family and everybody was dying.

Just the fact that he went way off the grids with that and then went back to posting in different threads with no explanation.

 

[AZTG]

I remember that "They love me" shit was one of the funniest things I read here but I cant remember where it was from. Someone remind me

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

I remember that "They love me" shit was one of the funniest things I read here but I cant remember where it was from. Someone remind me

This was @S2J explaining how he won the affection of the mentally disabled with light banter and bottles of water

 

[Turfaholic]

"You smell that?! Straight doo doo grits"

The legendary doo doo grits post.

The original poster dropped that one post and hasn't been seen since. That's epic.

Nah that was @sapp08_2001 he's still active

Dope poster

Youre absolutely right....

A few of us thought it was a random 1 time poster that disappeared forever. That's how strong that post was. The post was bigger than @sapp08_2001

 

[i ro ny]

dude said he gets "conflict-free weed from colorado at conflict prices".

i'm still fuckin rollin offa that shit. conflict-free weed? really? thats the live jive that your connect hit you with? i'm sure HE's STILL in shock that you keep shopping with him.

"get this, i told this nigga this was "conflict-free" weed from colorado. $20 a gram. the weed is from my backyard. he said "no problem". hes 38"

 

[sapp08_2001]

"You smell that?! Straight doo doo grits"

The legendary doo doo grits post.

The original poster dropped that one post and hasn't been seen since. That's epic.

Nah that was @sapp08_2001 he's still active

Dope poster

Youre absolutely right....

A few of us thought it was a random 1 time poster that disappeared forever. That's how strong that post was. The post was bigger than @sapp08_2001

 

[Beta]

Oh shit when somebody in the reason told goldie that he just wanted cool points for w/e and @Goldie replied "I AM THE COOL POINTS!"

 

[AZTG]

I remember that "They love me" shit was one of the funniest things I read here but I cant remember where it was from. Someone remind me

This was @S2J explaining how he won the affection of the mentally disabled with light banter and bottles of water

Oh shit. I remember now. That shit was funny as fuck.

 

[Lefty_]

“The tranny gave me the number”

 

[Turfaholic]

"You smell that?! Straight doo doo grits"

The legendary doo doo grits post.

The original poster dropped that one post and hasn't been seen since. That's epic.

Nah that was @sapp08_2001 he's still active

Dope poster

Youre absolutely right....

A few of us thought it was a random 1 time poster that disappeared forever. That's how strong that post was. The post was bigger than @sapp08_2001

No lie, i use doo doo grits atleast 3 times a week in face to face conversation

 

[THE_R_]

FREEPOST

 

[AP21]

“The tranny gave me the number”

lol

it was "at least i got the number"

 

[a.mann]