What Did America Get Stuck In Their Rectums This Year?

[A1000MILES]

The list for rectum is mad long, what the fuck...?

 

[A1000MILES]

It's a penis list, what the fuck...?!!???

 

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[A1000MILES]

Ahhhhhhh, WOOORRRRRMS....Fuck naw....

 

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[Antlerz]

You see this Rectum list? Nobodies booty suppose to open up like a big mouth bass taking those

 

[OhMars]

NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD

...... Wrong on way to many levels

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

Worms tho? I would've set that bitch on fire

 

[iamtheshit]

Damn, I'm speechless. Wtf?

 

[GettinLo]

Rectum:

PENCIL

PENCILS

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

COLOGNE BOTTLE

LOTION JAR

SODA CAN

SODA BOTTLE

FLASHLIGHT

BATHTUB STOPPER

SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)

SOCK

ICE PACK

END OF CURTAIN ROD

"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

VIBRATOR

VIBRATOR BATTERY

COVER OF VIBRATOR

TIP OF VIBRATOR

"BIG PURPLE DILDO"

"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"

LIGHTER

TOY SUBMARINE

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP

POOL BALL

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"

 

[loch121]

How does one even think to make a thread like this?

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

I'm about to put this on my fb..

 

[Splackavelli]

the penis though? pin hole worms coming out of the vaginal urethra? I quote butthead on this one "oh dear lord!"

 

[DarcSkies]

As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity.

Sorted by orifice, working south:

Ear:

SEED

PAINTBRUSH

"SOME BALLS"

SLAG

MAKEUP BRUSH

PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR

GASOLINE

BUTTERFLY

HERSHEY KISS

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

.....CRACKERS

Nose:

EAR PLUG

CRAYON

PLASTIC EYEBALL

HEART-SHAPED GEM

DIME

PENNY

NICKEL

AA BATTERIES

SPONGE

SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK

2 ERASERS

MULCH

"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"

Most likely a case of "2nd Grader Problems"

Throat:

DETERGENT PACK

HOw your breath stink that bad you decide oneday to just brush your teeth with a whole box of TIDE with bleach?

Penis:

PENIS PLUG

20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS

DICE

FISHTANK AIRHOSE

ANTENNA

SEWING NEEDLE

BB PELLET

"WIDE WOODEN DOWEL"

NAIL

PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS

WIRE

MARBLE

EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

Once again...CRACKERS.

Vagina:

"WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE"—PINWORMS

SPOON

Nasty bitch tried to scoop the worms out and got that stuck too smh

Oh..and...CRACKER.

Rectum:

BATHTUB STOPPER

Now how the fuc---nevermind just---CRACKERS smh

"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"

If Black: Homosexual and lying...

If Cracker: 100% Believable

 

[Jewpac]

how does one get a domino into their penis lol

Subcutaneous penile insertion of domino fragments by incarcerated males in southwest United States prisons: a report of three cases.

INTRODUCTION:

Self-insertion of penile foreign bodies is performed worldwide, largely due to a perception that it will enhance sexual performance and virility. There are relatively few cases reported in the United States.

AIM:

We report three cases of Hispanic men incarcerated in separate southwest United States prisons who utilized a similar technique to insert foreign bodies fabricated out of dominos into the subcutaneous tissues of the penis.

RESULTS:

In each case, an incarcerated Hispanic male or fellow inmate filed a domino into a unique shape for placement under the penile skin. Utilizing the tip of a ballpoint pen or a sharpened shard of plastic to create a puncture wound, each man inserted the domino fragment into the subcutaneous tissue of the penis. All three men presented with infection requiring operative removal.

CONCLUSIONS:

Incarcerated males put themselves at risk for injury and infection when attempting penile enhancement with improvised equipment.

 

[KingFreeman]

*reads list*

 

[VIBE]

I was once told to view a video called "kids in a sandbox", so none of this shit now surprises me. That video is the woat thing I've ever seen.

 

[Bcotton5]

A nigga at my friends hospital came in with a 2 liter bottle of pop in his asshole, that South Park episode was real shit niggas really do put living hamsters in they ass

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

What in the fuck

at white ppl

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

What Did Americans Get Stuck In Their Rectums This Year?

SMH