What bitchass LeBron needs to do to become GOAT

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I can understand a grown man crying.... I cannot understand a grown man crying like a bitch.


This crybaby nigga FELL TO THE GROUND as if he just got shot like Ricky in Boyz N Da Hood.

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Bosh cries so much even EA Sports had to put it in there video game........

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kingian;4497710 said:
It seems like we revisit this same topic every year. The n*gga is quite comfortable in his current position. Let it go.

Cosign. These dudes stay trying to tell another man how to live his life. It's pretty clear by now that Lebron is who he is and it's not going to change.

 
James? Unless things start to go right for him soon, real soon, he'll become the first three-time NBA Most Valuable Player who didn't also have at least one championship ring. Kobe Bryant is chasing Michael Jordan's legacy, Garnett has reincarnated Bill Russell lately and James is shaping up as a modern-day Elgin Baylor, possessor of pretty numbers but ultimately ringless.
 
Lol.

Ppl in here talkin bout Wade for Howard or Bosh for IBAKA. LMAO clearly you would never work as a real GM.

Ppl talkin bout he needs to not do things like bring a 'purse', yet you judge him in a metrosexual way by talking about what he should do with his hair. A real man does not judge another man on his looks. And what does this have to do with him winning a ring? Not to mention, that "purse" probably cost more than your entire yearly salary.

Then you say he needs to put in work in the offseason, how do you think Lebron has improved his post game? Do you know his workout regimen in the off season? You know exactly what he works on and what he doesn't? How many hours he puts in? Or better yet... how many does Kobe put in? What exactly does he do in the offseason? Specifics?

Answer those questions and then tell me how you know this? Exactly....

And name one player who averages 35ppg nowadays and your claim that Lebron should do it will be valid.

A father figure matter not when you are already a man. You dont need a father figure to be a successful man.

And it's laughable trying to tell ANYBODY in the NBA not to flop. Flopping is a part of the game now, no matter how much we hate it. It's going to continue to happen and everybody does it. Not just Lebron.

People who hate on Lebron have no logical reason to do so and it's laughable.

 
Y'all negroes are crazy. EVERY year, y'all stay on his balls. ONE MAN cannot win the damn title. Up until last year, LeBron never had a complimentary player.

Now, I'll admit: last year, HE blew that shit mostly. Had he played the NBA Finals like the rest of the postseason, Miami would've walked off with the ring. But that's last year.

I can't blame him now for the 3-2 hole they're in. That dude is balling his ass off. Boston may have old hurt guys, but they've ALL played every game. Bosh just got into the damn series, and didn't even sniff the 4th quarter. Where was Mario? U? Mike Miller? Battier last night?

C'mon son, y'all "he needs to be GOAT" niggs kill me with that bullshit, and cling on to Jordan's nut hairs for dear life every time, like he single-handedly smashed the NBA and won 6 rings on his dolo, or that Kobe won all five rings without guys named Shaq, Pau, Robert Horry, Derek Fisher.

Let that man do what he do. He'll figure it out. And if he doesn't...oh well.
 
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KINGOFDAARCADE;4497715 said:
its....JOHN B;4497628 said:
How would Bosh for Ibaka work for the Heat? There already a pretty good defensive team how would another big that cant score help them? Part of the reason they are struggling is because Bosh isnt there, there is nothing Bron can do to be the goat, I cant picture a dude who "ALWAYS" is crying to refs up there with the real goats especially when nobody gets more calls than him and the least amount of calls against him, and you cant be considered the goat when you become a different player when the games are on the line, thats when the true goats shine

Trading Bosh wouldn't be about getting a better player. It would be about making LeBron stand on his own 2 feet and not surrounding him with another immature and mentally weak player like Bosh. (Cries when they lose. Rupaul of the NBA)

real talk this has to be the dumbest piece of logic iv'e ever heard in my life in regards to hoop ...."oh yeah lets help you out by making it easier for other teams to guard you" ...smh
 
People dont even really hate on Lebron for real tho. You cant see how he is playing and blame him for any loss lol.

They just trollin
 
coop9889;4498507 said:
People dont even really hate on Lebron for real tho. You cant see how he is playing and blame him for any loss lol.

They just trollin

Its more his demeanor than anything

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it was this play that stands out, I wish they could go back a little bit further where James is crying to the refs whn he didnt get a call, runs back doesnt pick up KG, no thats not his man of course yall are going to defend him but he should have realized that no one else picked him up before he let him go in for the easy dunk, then he has the nerve to get mad at his teammates, there was no communication, it was like he wanted that to happen so he could bitch at his teammates
 
Never gonna happen. but all he has to do is win 1 or 2 and the coronation will be complete.. this generations.. Oscar Robertson.

He will be "statistically" the best of all time but ....
 
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I don't like Rick Reilly, or regularly read his shit, but he makes so many good points on this:

espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8011587/lebron-being-lebron

LeBron being LeBron

This whole We Hate LeBron thing reminds me of a story.

A woman is in front of an apartment house that's engulfed in flames. She's screaming, "Help! Help! My baby's in there!"

A man sprints up and says, "Which floor?"

"Tenth!" she screams. "In the back!"

He rips off his coat and goes running in. Five minutes later, he's back, coughing, choking, and handing the woman the baby.

She looks at the man with a frown and sniffs, "He had a hat."

That's life for LeBron James.

Anything short of an NBA title makes James a useless wad of pre-chewed pork gristle in your eyes. Whatever he does -- three MVPs in nine seasons -- it's never enough.

You hate him -- still! -- for the way he botched the announcement of his free-agent move from Cleveland to Miami.

Forget that hundreds of people move from Cleveland to Miami every year.

Forget that dozens of NBA players change teams every year.

It was only one mistake. Has he showed up in any police reports since? Has he cheated on his fiancée ? Has he left his children stranded in the pick-up circle at school?

Has he refused to speak to reporters after a single game this season? Has he called out his teammates for their poor play, as Kobe Bryant did twice this postseason? Has he gotten his coach fired? Been fined for criticizing refs? Asked to be traded, released or named general manager?

Has he punched anybody? Choked anybody? Screamed at any parking valets? (Mom doesn't count.)

Smashed a chair? Drop-kicked any equipment? Tiger Woods does that on the front nine.

OK, LeBron is not perfect. Threw a Gatorade cup. Punched a walking stick. Carries that stupid little man purse. But if you were to fill a plane with the most spoiled superstars in the country, he'd be boarding in the D group.

You despise him because he passes too much. Imagine that. You hate a modern NBA player for not being selfish.

OK, I'd like to see him use his bag of hoop tricks to drive more at the end of games, too. But it's not like he hasn't done it, dozens and dozens of times, including huge fourth quarters against Boston and Chicago in last season's playoffs.

You people seem to want him to take it every single time, even with Dwyane Wade as a teammate. And Chris Bosh. But it's The Big Three, isn't it? Not The Big One.

And just so you know: In playoff games, LeBron has taken 13 final shots in tight games in regulation and hit five of them to win or tie. Kobe has taken twice that and hit only seven. Can we all just take a Xanax?

Besides, he passes so exquisitely. His passes are clairvoyant, leading teammates to places they didn't even know they were supposed to go. They're as soft and buttery as croissants. Why wouldn't you want him passing?

And why is the hoops world so hypercritical of this one thing when he's so brilliant at every other part of the game? Defense? He's guarded every position against the Celtics -- the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. "He's guarded everybody but me," says Celtics coach Doc Rivers.

Only Rajon Rondo is even close in all-around brilliance this postseason. James is second in points, fourth in steals, 10th in assists, second in minutes. He leads his team in double-doubles and the league in double standards. Wade missed an open jumper to lose Game 4 in overtime -- how come he's not "scared"?

Last year, you hated him for being a shrinker. Now you hate him for not being a closer. Every game, he must CLOSE. Was Magic Johnson a closer? A few times, yes. Every freaking time? No. And by the way, most of the time James doesn't need to close because he has been so drop-your-popcorn good the entire game.

Aren't we still playing the game of basketball? What happened to attacking the defense where it's softest? What's wrong with looking for the open shot? Aren't his 12 teammates getting paid, too?

People -- enough. This whole "Crown or Drown" thinking on James has to stop. Grown men are actually strapping microphones to their ties and saying that if James doesn't win the title, the Heat ought to be broken up. For what? For making the Finals last year? For making (at least) the Eastern finals this year? James has been with these guys only two seasons. It took Michelangelo four years to paint the Sistine Chapel. You people would've fired him in two?

But I think the reason you hate LeBron James the most is that he just doesn't seem to suffer his failures as much as you'd like him to. You want him to brood like Kobe after losses, glare like Jordan when things don't go his way, scream at teammates like Tom Brady when they're behind.

That's not James. His spirit is too light. He's too much fun. He's a 6-foot-8 pixie, a 27-year-old kid who's addicted to kidding. He's a genuinely sweet person. You think of the great athletes of our generation -- Jordan, Woods, Lance Armstrong. They all had a bit of the jerk gene in them. James is missing it. He is loved by his teammates, not feared. So sue.

That's probably going to work against him in the long run. It will keep him from being Jordan or Kobe or Kareem. It will keep him from being enough.

But isn't that somebody you want your kids to have as their hero?

Hat or no hat?
 

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