what are some really weird things that turn you on?

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lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

You?

Lol @ the 1st two has to deal wit food. Smh. This can't be life.
 
I love to eat pussy. Not on random broadside thats just reckless but when im with my gal we could just be chilling watching tv and ill be like ay, let me eat yo pussy. I guess thats weird. I think I have a problem
 
Intelligence

Wisdom

Understanding

Modesty

A little crazy and out there, I know, don't judge me.
 
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lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

You?

I hate a crummy ass bed

to paraphrase the great raekwon " you cookie monster eating in the bed ass bitch"

 
illestni99ainne;5801282 said:
I love to eat pussy. Not on random broadside thats just reckless but when im with my gal we could just be chilling watching tv and ill be like ay, let me eat yo pussy. I guess thats weird. I think I have a problem

Thought i was alone

 
Clavicles

Funny-bones

Does she roll her P's?

When they wear those thick-rimmed glasses

When she uses the phone with no hands

Can she type over 40 words a minute?

Double-jointedness
 
ghostf4cekilla;5801652 said:
illestni99ainne;5801282 said:
I love to eat pussy. Not on random broadside thats just reckless but when im with my gal we could just be chilling watching tv and ill be like ay, let me eat yo pussy. I guess thats weird. I think I have a problem

Whats funny is I used to think doing it was gross but an ex talked me into trying it and turned me out. My gf now thinks im weird that I like to do it, but she ain't turning me down when I offer either

Thought i was alone

 
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NYETOPn;5800884 said:
lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

You?

LOL

Do you put the used peanut butter and jelly on sandwich bread, Lechic? Surely, you don't waste it.

I'm allergic to peanut butter but my vagina ain't. ayyyyyeeee!
 
Almond butter is superior to peanut butter

I bought a 10 kg tub of it last month. It's basically gone now, I have a weeks worth left.
 
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Was gettin dome from my girl at the time and she was goin to work. She took it too deep as I was bustin, got up coughin and hackin ran too the bathroom and puked. Hearing her puke gave me a lead injection in my dick. She gargled came back and was still down to get it in. Top five exp
 

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