what are some really weird things that turn you on?

[ohhhla]

Buffie the body

 

[KingFreeman]

Fooled around with some random drunk rocker chick one time when me and my girl was broken up. Bitch sucked my toes. On the low that shit was GOAT. Got me hard as fuck. Tried to get my girl to do that when we got back together but she gave me the Shaq face. She wasn't down.

 

[deadeye]

SSBBW's

 

[KingFreeman]

SSBBW's

My homeboy has a real problem with that shit. Nigga can't stay away from fat white bitches. Shits hilarious and disgusting. And he always tries to do it on the low and baits out his own scene.

 

[deadeye]

SSBBW's

My homeboy has a real problem with that shit. Nigga can't stay away from fat white bitches. Shits hilarious and disgusting. And he always tries to do it on the low and baits out his own scene.

Sounds like me back in the day.

'Can't get away with that shit now because Oprah gave these big girls self esteem and they expect you to treat them like a regular chic.

 

[LUClEN]

Asians

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Forearms and fighter jets, can't even explain 'em.

 

[idoitforhiphop10]

A chick wit small hands and pretty feet.

A bad bish eatin french fries.

 

[ohhhla]

Buffie the body

Basically ugly face and great body

 

[Ghost313]

When a chick gags while giving me head, a chick that swallows

Making the pussy fart, squeak, talk.

When she creams, nuts, or squirts on my dick.

Watching a female have those seizure like orgasms.

Oiled up tits, booty, legs.

 

[1CK1S]

1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

You?

 

[blacktux]

Just cuz yall made me laugh.

There is something about a woman and her natural smell...man fuck it when a broad musty that bring the animal out ya man!!

My woman without deodorant on smell like soy sauce, that shit have me SALIVATING AND THROBBING.

No homo where applicable.

 

[Crude_]

Yall some weird motherfuckers

 

[Ghost313]

@Lechic got me wanting PB&J, damn it man.

 

[NYETOPn]

1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

You?

LOL

Do you put the used peanut butter and jelly on sandwich bread, Lechic? Surely, you don't waste it.

 

[sixfootfive]

I don't know if its weird but I want to fuck a pregnant woman I never have and I find myself thinking about it

 

[blacktux]

^^its the GOAT

Pussy be super wet its like fuckin and getting your dick sucked at the same damn time.

Had some good times in high school, no it wasnt my child.

How you going to nosign my post when i grace your thread love @lechic

 

Baby Oil. Every time.

Forearms and fighter jets, can't even explain 'em.

When a chick gags while giving me head, a chick that swallows

When she creams, nuts, or squirts on my dick.

Watching a female have those seizure like orgasms.

Oiled up tits, booty, legs.

It doesn't get anymore "normal" than these ^^

Lol @ these being considered weird.

 

[theBlackbeard]

lmao what the hell is food porn?

 

[englishdude]

Colostomy bags and amputees.