what are some really weird things that turn you on?

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Girls with common sense. That shit is sexy as fuck.

lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

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I guess people find that hentai shit weird.

I personally can't stand anything sexually related with food. (Stuff like licking chocolate syrup off someone's body, etc)
 
lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

You?

what the fuck.. i havent looked at the sky.. is it a full moon tonite or something..
 
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Top Cat;5663396 said:
lechic;5663385 said:
Top Cat;5663382 said:
You just a fat bitch with a confusing appetite for sex or food

Go tell that to your fat ass momma.

You to fat to be catching feelings boo boo

Top Cat;5663396 said:
lechic;5663385 said:
Top Cat;5663382 said:
You just a fat bitch with a confusing appetite for sex or food

Go tell that to your fat ass momma.

You to fat to be catching feelings boo boo

She aint fat I was eating the coochie last night
 
BoldChild;5663374 said:
I guess people find that hentai shit weird.

I personally can't stand anything sexually related with food. (Stuff like licking chocolate syrup off someone's body, etc)

I can't stand a chick bringing food into the mix. The fuck is the appeal of that shit? Hannibal lecter ass freak. I just took your ass to the bistro, you could of cooked something with that shit. Shit all messy and crusty with the spots she missed. Socks all wet and shit. Stains just popping up outta no where. A nigga toes all sticky. And SMH at salty titties.....

...the last one was my idea, but I was just trying to keep up with her ass. Get in the spirit of things. Adaptation. If not for that, I wouldn't have even bothered.
 
kzzl;5663412 said:
BoldChild;5663374 said:
I guess people find that hentai shit weird.

I personally can't stand anything sexually related with food. (Stuff like licking chocolate syrup off someone's body, etc)

I can't stand a chick bringing food into the mix. The fuck is the appeal of that shit? Hannibal lecter ass freak. I just took your ass to the bistro, you could of cooked something with that shit. Shit all messy and crusty with the spots she missed. Socks all wet and shit. Stains just popping up outta no where. A nigga toes all sticky. And SMH at salty titties.....

...the last one was my idea, but I was just trying to keep up with her ass. Get in the spirit of things. Adaptation. If not for that, I wouldn't have even bothered.

nigga said salty titties
 
lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

Why not just make a sandwich?

lechic;493411 said:
2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

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Now Charlotte is bring up this pic and dittle herself, talm bout, "Ohhh that steak," and "Damn need those hot, buttery, lightly salted and pepperd mashed potatoes on my nipples." SMDH, you take this broad to a nice restaurant, she's equates reading the menu with foreplay, gets moist in the pants during the appetizers, and busts a nut when the waiter brings the entree, then she's like this:

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Charlie, you've taken your love of food to an unacceptable and disturbing extreme. You should considering talking to somebody about that. BTW, don't tell anybody anybody about that peanut butter and jelly fetish, niggas might think a dog might be involved. Trippin' off of Charlotte having Costco cases of Jiffy and Smuckers jelly in her pantry.


lechic;4934113 said:
midget porn

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lechic;4934113 said:
4. DILF porn

That's normal, though it may be indicative of you having "daddy issues," feelings of being "unworthiness," and being in need of discipline.

lechic;4934113 said:
5. Pillow humping

Now that's hot. I suggest you buy one of these:

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Assuming that you haven't already.

 
I like watching porno where women are completely dominated, used up, or exposed. Such as Bukkake, Gangbangs, S & M, the shit where they tie her ass up and beat her with a belt, or just good old fashioned simulated rape. Yes even Ghetto Gaggers does it for me.
 
lechic;493411 said:
1 Masturbating with peanut butter and jelly on my vagina.

2 Getting horny and hungry after watching food porn.

3 midget porn

4. DILF porn

5. Pillow humping

You?

Chunky or Creamy?
 
I am no doctor.....

However....

I think #1 can cause an infection...........

LOL...

w/o alcohol of course........

 
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