What are some of the more eccentric things you would do if you were 1% elite mega-rich?

[2stepz_ahead]

I would hide. The amount of "old friends" that would come out of the woodwork would absolutely disgust me.

even family members...

your fourth cousin to your second cousins aunt who divorce her third husbands nephews second cousin needs a few dollars until the tuesday after next.

 

[kingblaze84]

If I'm still single and in the top mega 1%, I'd track down my top 10 favorite porn stars, and do whatever is necessary to smash them. If it means trickin a little bit, so be it. I'd be rich as hell so money wouldn't matter. One of the first chicks I'd search for is Ghetto Barbie, Skyy Black, Joeii Deluxx, or Sierra Lust.

Otherwise I'd still be a pretty normal guy, helping the needy anywhere I can....and without a doubt I'd have Taco Bell service delivered to me several times a week.

 

[kingblaze84]

spend a tremendous amount of the money trying to truly change things.....

i'd make sure i'd leave something to pass on to my son......

but it wouldn't be 1% type money.....i'd put a ridiculous amount of that into my twisted vision of saving the city....i think it could be done... it's prolly naive in theory, but i'd damn near go broke trying to turn it into a reality...

i think when it's all said and done, there will be a few who might consider my acts noble, but i think a large majority would call it a waste

welcome to my reality brother @DWO

orange juice it to the left and remi is to the right.

would you care for a newspaper today to see how many more niggas think your crazy?

i be driving through my city daydreaming like

"i wonder how much money it would take to train all these niggaz in the streets to flip houses? there's literally tons and tons and tons of fucked houses in baltimore....if the common popular trade was different forms of contracting,,...roofing, plumbing, cementing, carpentry..etc....like if that became the "in" thing to do....niggaz getting their squad together to flip a destroyed home into profit....this cit could drastically improve over time"

like just think about it...i mean fiends are always going to be fiends.....so there will always be niggaz who sell drugs....but there's a large group of guys out in the streets who just want to make money......and there's money in repairing and flipping houses.....now yea it's a lot of people out there who have those crafts...but imagine if damn near EVERYBODY knew how to repair houses... imagine the market flooded with people who know how to work on homes....with all the destroyed and vacant property int he city....niggaz would be damn near forced to fix up random houses and post pic just to advertise and compete.....

dudes would be fixing their own homes up just to show off their skill.....everybody be trying their best to outshine the competition, and ultimately the winner would be the city....it's kinda like when you go to car shows and you're constantly amazed with what some of these dudes can do with cars, and many have no formal training..it's just a culture with them...they know it because that' all they around...imagine if that culture mentality was applied into home restoration and design??

i drive through baltimore, and see everything in desperate need of help....imagine driving through, and seeing nothing but either people working on homes, or people showing the work they've done to homes....

that shit would take a lot of time and a whole lot money... but if i had it....i promise you that would be my mission

That's real cool, I'd do what I can to increase affordable housing in NYC, as much as I can. The homeless population in NYC is getting crazy now.....

 

[zzombie]

I would finally make sure my birth nation, Jamaica gets a proper road system and an island wide pneumatic trash collection system.

I would also try my hardest to turn my favorite African nation, Ghana into a real life wakanda by funding and hopefully building a working fusion rector and building a modern and technologically advanced city that will be powered by it.

 

[manikongo]

I would send private detectives all over the country to spy on dirty cops that have mistreated, killed for no reason, racist prosecutors, dig all the dirt, expose them or set them up.

Whoever is f***ng the black family up would be on my radar.

 

[manikongo]

I would also buy all broken houses in the US, fix them and finance selll them to all black families. 1000$/month for 20 years, no foreclosures. I work with you. Cant pay?No problem, pay what you have.

 

[TheGOAT]

Caligua type orgies (n/h)

You might want to rethink bruh or maybe you're into that if so nh and may God have mercy on your soul.

if im caligula then im ceaser therefore i am god.

A lot of gay butt sex going down in ancient Rome, Caesar

 

[zzombie]

@JONO WHY DID YOU flag my post???

 

[jono]

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@JONO WHY DID YOU flag my post???

My bad

 

[(Nope)]

About 350K a year would put you in the 1%. That's not as much as I thought honestly.

And that's why he added the 'mega rich' part. Either way, don't be a wet blanket, B. Lol.

Word. Not to mention i said eccentric and half the responses are like... "i'd buy shoes for every barefoot orphan and make sure no homeless person goes to bed hungry".

Nobody wants to replace their limbs with cybernetic parts or ride around on a giraffe?

This ^^^

Nobody want's a hover-car that runs on pizza with a talking-cyborg-panda driver?

My life would turn into a Phillip K. Dick/Vonnegut novel if I had that money.

 

[MarcusGarvey]

So now everyone is Robin Hood. Ok.

lol...glad you said it

I would finally make sure my birth nation, Jamaica gets a proper road system and an island wide pneumatic trash collection system.

I would also try my hardest to turn my favorite African nation, Ghana into a real life wakanda by funding and hopefully building a working fusion rector and building a modern and technologically advanced city that will be powered by it.

Swear Ive always wanted to intern at a road paving company, learn the trade, quit and start my own company and get a govt contract. BUT the JA debt is so high, what they gonna pay with IOUs? plus you'd have to buy off organized crime

 

[Koltrain]

I'd rent out a penthouse and have maliah michel, miss twerksum, and deelishis compete in a shakeoff... with Amber Rose as the judge. The winner gets to participate in an orgy with me, the judge and the losing contestants. All participants must take a plan b pill immediately after.

After getting that out my system, id pay off my immediate family's bills on some secret santa type shit.

 

[SOWETO]

sleep in