BackInWhite
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Axel couldn't record cuz his moms was sleep and shit lmaoooooooooooooo
Well Damn! Shenco's Producer Finally Breaks The Silence On How Standardized Slaughter Came About
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CantBanThaAshMan
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Nah Son;c-9626380 said:
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear *Bane voice*
Sup niggas. It's been 4 long years, but the god is back. Since the powers that be banned the kid, I had to fall back from my quest to be a Pokemon master and reevaluate my life. So after traveling the world, doing all sorts of drugs that would've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley and Janis Joplin in the same orgy, finding Jesus, and catchin a quick jux off this PokemonGo shit, I had a moment of clarity and came to one startling realization... niggas CANNOT fuck with the god. You fuck ass mods have the audacity... the AUDACITY... to ban the realest nigga walkin these IC streets. I paved the way for you niggas. I'm the reason it's cool to be a computer savvy street nigga. I'm the reason your dirty ass kids wanna learn how to dress and be shit in life. I'm the reason bitches fuck with anime, manga and video games. What, you mufuckas thought Nintendo sales just magically went thru the roof because of shrewd business acumen and carefully planned marketing strategies? Fuck outta here. Bitches seen me on the cover of they brother's video game magazines holding some cute ass red cheek chihuahua rabbit hybrid lookin mufucka, swag drippin like a Japanese Jesus and it got they panties wet. I singlehandedly changed the face of pop culture, and this is the thanks I get? Talkin bout no aliases. Fuck you niggas mean? All these Yu-Gi-Oh Beybladin ass Magic The Gathering in the face ass mufuckas runnin around here, and I'm the alias? That beanbag shaped Hamburger Helper glove lookin ass nigga @gee757 was out here posting dick pics with retarded midget bitches he bagged at a Make A Wish foundation dinner, and y'all let him rock. This nigga Jay Z was out here running around with my swag for 3 FUCKIN YEARS like the bitin ass nigga he is, and y'all rolled out the red carpet for that mufucka, let him have a grande finale thread and all that shit. I can make a 5 page Swagger Jacker Pt 3 thread with this nigga's posts. This nigga supposed to be realer than me? Pun Jason Giambi'd his thumb shaped head with a Cristal bottle, and his squad chased him out the Rucker. What ya man do? Make a song with his boss, like 15 years later as if we just forgot all about that shit. And this is to whom you place your faith? Nigga, I will shove my dick ALL THE WAY UP your wife's ass, fish out one of them twin fetuses, put that lil nigga in a glass jar full of lemon juice, razor blades and Jaw Breakers then shake that shit like a snow globe. But it's cool tho, y'all just hatin on a young don cuz I wake up everyday drippin with unfathomable amounts of god level swag. Most of you niggas is aliases in real life, scared to be yourself and approach a real nigga so y'all hide behind characters and become cops and forum moderators and shit to justify your otherwise fuck nigga laden existence. You need this internet shit to make y'all feel alive. I don't need an alias to get your moms pregnant. You niggas is my sons. Your dress code, your swag, your desire to be a master of your craft... you got that from daddy. If it wasn't for me, y'all mufuckas would be a dirty ass club RIGHT FUCKING NOW stuck in '05 rockin 6XL Gino Green shirts, size 48 Ecko jeans and Papoose fitteds gettin screamed on by Lil Jon thru a Boost chirp. You see mufuckas adjustin they snapback when they get ready to fight, that's daddy. You see mufuckas entering tournaments, clearing that shit out and leavin with everybody bitches, that's daddy. You see mufuckas jogging in the woods bumpin nightcore, using their phones as pokedexes? That's DADDY nigga. Fuck is you talkin about.
But anyways, that was some shit I had to get off my chest. My humble apologies to anyone I may have offended. Having confessed Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior, one of the virtues I have to practice is forgiveness, so I forgive you niggas. Shout out to all my real ones, @Sion, @5th Letter, @stew, @Busta Carmichael, @BackinWhite, @peagle05 and anyone else that helped keep a nigga legacy alive. Oh, and free the homie @Big Sean Anderson.
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CantBanThaAshMan
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Now on to business at hand. Niggas is still playing saluchi with Shenco's soul I see. Man, out of all the wild shit I seen these past 4 years... Brangelina split up, Hitman finally stopped ducking Shotgun Suge (and took him apart faster than Forrest Gump, Don DeMarco), Miley Cyrus becoming the national spokesperson for yeast infections, that waffle faced hotel owner getting the highest office in the country, and losing Maya Angelou, the irreplaceable Mary Tyler Moore and Kanye West's black side, one thing is forever certain... Shenco is still a fuck nigga. I figured a janitor made that shit, a nigga would have to inhale an absurd amount of ammonia and urinal cakes to inspire such Sky Dancer-esque melodies that only a janitor would have access to... either that or at the very least know his way around a Bop It.
Dog, I remember that shit like it was yesterday. I'm at the crib fresh out of Misty's cheeks when this faggot ass nigga Gary hit my jack at like 4 in the morning. I'm over here like, "Fuck is on your bagel calling me this early? You cuttin in on your mother's fuckin time". Dude talkin bout "Hey man, we need to talk", sounding like a white bitch that watched her dog die. So I go over there ready to pistol whip something, and I see Gary on the curb cryin like a bitch, and Professor Oak getting carried out on a stretcher. Now I'm fucked up. Somethin gotta die. Professor Oak was the big homie. We go back further than Bruse Wane's hairline in a DeLorean gunned to 88. Speaking of which...
Ay yo Bruse, I see you out here pollutin my airwaves with your BCAT channel production level music, tryna convince the world that your diet Lil Dap ass is a savior of hip hop. But having your aunt interview you while you blame the Illuminati for you not being shit in life was some Funk Master Flex level of fuck niggadom. If I ever see that fat slut in the street, I'ma sobat kick that bitch in the kness then T Rex hat slam her wig in a fuckin paper shredder. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.
So Gary gives me this song, supposedly the last thing Professor Oak was listening to. I go home to listen to it, cuz I had to charge the Tamagotchi it was uploaded on. I press play, and all my nightmares started coming to life. Some Timmy Turner cadence ass nigga was rappin all offbeat about being "a shredder ill", whatever the fuck that means. Misty went under the sink and started drinking Pine Sol like Kool Aid. My Blastoise jumped out its pokeball, devolved back into a Squirtle, grabbed Pikachu and jumped in the tub. Brock cut off his dick. And ate it. In front of us. I still get nightmares about that shit. Brock and Misty got PTSD from that song.
Lookin back, sometimes I feel like takin a trip to this nigga crib, fisherman suplexing his moms thru a coffee table and walk out with the Ric Flair strut. But seeing that I'm a saved man, I gotta show forgiveness. I won't put my dick in his grandma's denture water. I might just speedbag her saggy ass titties Mayweather style, maybe give her an electric noogie... but that's it. Dude been keepin my commissary full anyway with his PokemonGo money, so he good.
Fuck am I kidding. I'm still gonna stick my dick in his grandma's denture water.
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Busta Carmichael
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LMAAOOO Ayo Ash tho.. :joy: :joy:
I'm done. Too much ether to quote
I'm done. Too much ether to quote
BackInWhite
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Fuck every last bit of that.....
My guy said the song was on a tamagotchi
:dizzy: :astonished: :dizzy: :astonished:
My guy said the song was on a tamagotchi
:dizzy: :astonished: :dizzy: :astonished:
CeLLaR-DooR
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ahhhhhahahaha
CeLLaR-DooR
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niggas comin' outta the woodworks to reminisce about this shit loool
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LcnsdbyROYALTY
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Gotdamn @ Ash!!! :joy:
Alpha_Ambition
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LOL found this gem
forgot I made this way back in 2010 LMAO
forgot I made this way back in 2010 LMAO
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Alpha_Ambition ;c-9637981 said:LOL found this gem
forgot I made this way back in 2010 LMAO
its funny how I can't remember what I had for breakfast today yet I remember this pic perfectly down to the nooooo attllllll lmaoooo
I also remember earth 2 super man dubbing west side lu Louie Coon Shoes
Busta Carmichael
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Westside lu and his long ass arms lmao.
Someone said he could slapbox from across the street
Someone said he could slapbox from across the street
Busta Carmichael
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Nah Son;c-9638801 said:
BlackAX410
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playmaker88;c-9637675 said:Beztmilkshake Roast was like 80 pages that was waaaaaay back when
Axel knocked the fuck out was hilarious because was really mad..
Lol I had a lot of issues back then man
ShredderILL
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Donatello on the track...but im just a...
MrCrookedLetter
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Lol Axel called us some hoe cakes.... hilarity
Trill Gate$
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At this point when can we say that he hasn't heard?
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