WEEKLY Metaphors

[ChillaDaGawd]

You should have Creepsetted some of these brawds man

 

[yellowtapesport]

That bitch in ur sig look like she worked a 40hr work week carryin them tittays @ChillaDaKilla lol

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

That bitch in ur sig look like she worked a 40hr work week carryin them tittays @ChillaDaKilla lol

Maserarti can get it bruh

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Metaphor- a comparison between two seemingly unlike things using 'like' or 'as'

It's Xmas time so naturally a nigga shopping and the malls is full of baby mammas bad bitches broke hoes hoodrats and attention whores. But oh what a sight to see ass everywhere every color shape size make and model...

One thing I noticed is these bitches all have something in common...they all got on something PINK. Some is head-to-toe drapped in that shit LOVE PINK some just got a scarf or bag but that shit is amazing how ALL THE BITCHES are so in to this shit.

Fuck that. That shit is WACK. Here's why:

A bitch LOVEINK down is like a nigga head-to-toe fresh out the GAP.

Bitches hit a Vicky's sale with $65 and comin out with 3 sweatsuits 2 shirts and FIVE FUCKING PAIRS OF YOGA PANTS..

And after that shit goes in the dryer these bitches be out here walking around with dusty lent balls hanging from they buttcrack but a nigga like me still watching jiggling lent balls at every angle in this mall.

Long story short, niggas...don't buy your bitch none of that shit unless you OK with her giving U a maroon, green and beige V-neck Bill Cosby sweater from the GAP.

Merry Christmas

First part of the bolded is juxtaposition and the second is a simile