War For The Planet Of The Apes (2017) Andy Serkis, Judy Greer & Woody Harrelson.

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Like Water;c-9888821 said:
Lurkristocrat ;c-9886906 said:
Fell asleep right when they took the white girl with em. Them damn sofa chairs in the theater did me in lol.

Lol. I had me a top shelf Long Island and was comfy as hell. I was dozing off myself... Then I felt a buncha elbows in my side... SMH. Nigga can't never get no rest.

It was good though. A lot more emotionally charged and a good end to the trilogy. 2nd one still the goat though.

Nigga that seat leaned back so lovely, i had no chance. Snoring and all. I tried to tell the wife im not gon make it if i go but she wasnt trying to hear it. Welp, she learned that night lol.
 
Just saw it

Was cool. Dawn was the best of the 3.

I see Koba still haunting Caesars bitch ass

Didnt like Caesar not finishing Woody off (nh). Caesar always was soft thats his problem.

Didnt like Donkey being redeemed in the end after being a bitch the whole time

#VivaKoba
 
Why does there always have to be a lil blonde white girl who saves everyone/brings everyone together/heals their hearts.

I aint wit that shit. One of these times make the bitch japanese or something, I'm tired of pretty lil white girls saving everybody soul.

Specially in a movie where they basically metaphor'd apes into slavery. That wasn't Planet of the Apes, it was Glory part 2. They even had Kunte I mean Caesar gettin whipped in the Denzel pose. Until dakota fanning sister came outta nowhere and served everybody on some UNICEF shit. Fuck outta here.

And that soft, on-the-nose ass music playing at every sad part to remind you "this when you supposed to be sad". Felt like a 3 hour soap opera scored by Tiny Tim's grandmoms.

Niggas took too long to do everything. 10 minute shots on ape faces when we got the point after 1. Fuck this movie b, I shoulda watched Dunkirk.
 
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sdotcarter111;c-9895899 said:
Why does there always have to be a lil blonde white girl who saves everyone/brings everyone together/heals their hearts.

I aint wit that shit. One of these times make the bitch japanese or something, I'm tired of pretty lil white girls saving everybody soul.

Specially in a movie where they basically metaphor'd apes into slavery. That wasn't Planet of the Apes, it was Glory part 2. They even had Kunte I mean Caesar gettin whipped in the Denzel pose. Until dakota fanning sister came outta nowhere and served everybody on some UNICEF shit. Fuck outta here.

And that soft, on-the-nose ass music playing at every sad part to remind you "this when you supposed to be sad". Felt like a 3 hour soap opera scored by Tiny Tim's grandmoms.

Niggas took too long to do everything. 10 minute shots on ape faces when we got the point after 1. Fuck this movie b, I shoulda watched Dunkirk.

so you complain about a movie with white people & "Unicef" shit and say you shoulda watched Dunkirk instead which is a movie about white people & war with "unicef" shit ??

me thinks the lady dath protest too much...
 
I feel the horses that carried Luca and Maurice for the entire movie aren't getting enough love.

you could tell they were going through it. you could see the pain in their eyes bruh

great movie. great trilogy. ceasar is that nigga. crazy how some of the best character development we've seen as of late was given to an ape
 
just rewatched the first two. I think the first is way better. Maybe not cgi wise but the story imo is way better. Ceaser's rise to becoming leader of the apes in jail and then breaking out is dope as fuck.

The story with the humans turning on the power in the second movie was trash but the cgi was on point. Can't wait to finally see this though.
 
fortyacres;c-9895971 said:
sdotcarter111;c-9895899 said:
Why does there always have to be a lil blonde white girl who saves everyone/brings everyone together/heals their hearts.

I aint wit that shit. One of these times make the bitch japanese or something, I'm tired of pretty lil white girls saving everybody soul.

Specially in a movie where they basically metaphor'd apes into slavery. That wasn't Planet of the Apes, it was Glory part 2. They even had Kunte I mean Caesar gettin whipped in the Denzel pose. Until dakota fanning sister came outta nowhere and served everybody on some UNICEF shit. Fuck outta here.

And that soft, on-the-nose ass music playing at every sad part to remind you "this when you supposed to be sad". Felt like a 3 hour soap opera scored by Tiny Tim's grandmoms.

Niggas took too long to do everything. 10 minute shots on ape faces when we got the point after 1. Fuck this movie b, I shoulda watched Dunkirk.

so you complain about a movie with white people & "Unicef" shit and say you shoulda watched Dunkirk instead which is a movie about white people & war with "unicef" shit ??

me thinks the lady dath protest too much...

Fam. What in the hell are you talking about.

That was one problem along many, many others i had with War. And what does a lil blonde blue eyed white girl saving apes/slave allegories yet again in War have to do with soldiers getting blown the fuck up by missiles and airdropped supplies in Dunkirk?

I'll wait.

And its "doth" homie. Leave it to a nigga to sound dumb quoting shakespeare.

 
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Movie waa great. Didn't go in expectin to compare it to the last two.

kinda like what the avalanche represented. I'm guessing that was Mother Nature's way of "cleansing" away the human species. I mean the Colonel pretty much said it.

Also ironic how the virus reversing evolution in a sense.

The look on Maurice's face when Bad Ape had the binoculars backwards...priceless
 
fortyacres;c-9882583 said:
Great ending to a classic trilogy. It was Roots meets The Great Escape. That whipping scene had a nigga emotional.

I think its on par with dawn of the planet of the apes, but this one seemed more personal to Ceaser's journey/legacy as the "Moses" of the Apes and being haunted by Koba's actions in Dawn also dealing with loss, revenge and forgiveness . Woody Harrelson the Colonel did his think but seemed a bit under used. Like how is explained how humans in the OG planet lost their ability to speak.

Ceaser , Maurice , "Steroid" Lake, Luca and Bad Ape, the greatest starting five since the 97 Bulls , lol. Shoutout to Rocket, Cornelius and Cornelia.

All the deaths in this one hurt mayne. Except 'Winter' that coon ass snitch nigga deserved that shit.

Coon ass Red Donkey Gorrilla came through in the end.

8/10. (dont go in expecting alot of action like Dawn , this is more an epic drama which i personally liked but be warned)

Andy Serkis deserves atleast an Oscar nomination for this , the motion capture is soooooo dope.

roots? really nigga?!?

 
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

aneed123;c-9884343 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

Lightskinned albino house nigga gorilla smh

just the fact that you niggas draw parallels between apes and us from these movies is embarrassing in itself :s
 
SuperManuel;c-9975523 said:
fortyacres;c-9882583 said:
Great ending to a classic trilogy. It was Roots meets The Great Escape. That whipping scene had a nigga emotional.

I think its on par with dawn of the planet of the apes, but this one seemed more personal to Ceaser's journey/legacy as the "Moses" of the Apes and being haunted by Koba's actions in Dawn also dealing with loss, revenge and forgiveness . Woody Harrelson the Colonel did his think but seemed a bit under used. Like how is explained how humans in the OG planet lost their ability to speak.

Ceaser , Maurice , "Steroid" Lake, Luca and Bad Ape, the greatest starting five since the 97 Bulls , lol. Shoutout to Rocket, Cornelius and Cornelia.

All the deaths in this one hurt mayne. Except 'Winter' that coon ass snitch nigga deserved that shit.

Coon ass Red Donkey Gorrilla came through in the end.

8/10. (dont go in expecting alot of action like Dawn , this is more an epic drama which i personally liked but be warned)

Andy Serkis deserves atleast an Oscar nomination for this , the motion capture is soooooo dope.

roots? really nigga?!?

you heard me "nigga"....
 
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SuperManuel;c-9975527 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

aneed123;c-9884343 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

Lightskinned albino house nigga gorilla smh

just the fact that you niggas draw parallels between apes and us from these movies is embarrassing in itself :s

are you dumb ?,the movie is literally about race,the creators of the original said this themselves.
 
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freshb651;c-9978021 said:
SuperManuel;c-9975527 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

aneed123;c-9884343 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

Lightskinned albino house nigga gorilla smh

just the fact that you niggas draw parallels between apes and us from these movies is embarrassing in itself :s

are you dumb ?,the movie is literally about race,the creators of the original said this themselves.

keywords being: "the originals"
 
DarthRozay;c-10023708 said:
freshb651;c-9978021 said:
SuperManuel;c-9975527 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

aneed123;c-9884343 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

Lightskinned albino house nigga gorilla smh

just the fact that you niggas draw parallels between apes and us from these movies is embarrassing in itself :s

are you dumb ?,the movie is literally about race,the creators of the original said this themselves.

keywords being: "the originals"

why would they randomly have a monkey in a blue vest ?,it's supposed to be dude from black lives matter that always

wears the blue vest,the whole movie Woody's character is talking about genetic annihilation and how the "apes" are

stronger,smarter,faster and will overcome them(humans) eventually. This is also how many WS view blacks,don't be

dense.
 
freshb651;c-10026701 said:
DarthRozay;c-10023708 said:
freshb651;c-9978021 said:
SuperManuel;c-9975527 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

aneed123;c-9884343 said:
MARIO_DRO;c-9884233 said:
JUST SAW IT... WASNT BAD, BUT WAS THE LEAST BEST OUT OF THE 3...

SOOOO MANY SUBLIMINALS IN THE MOVIE..

COON ASS GORILLAS SWITCHING SIDES...

Lightskinned albino house nigga gorilla smh

just the fact that you niggas draw parallels between apes and us from these movies is embarrassing in itself :s

are you dumb ?,the movie is literally about race,the creators of the original said this themselves.

keywords being: "the originals"

why would they randomly have a monkey in a blue vest ?,it's supposed to be dude from black lives matter that always

wears the blue vest,the whole movie Woody's character is talking about genetic annihilation and how the "apes" are

stronger,smarter,faster and will overcome them(humans) eventually. This is also how many WS view blacks,don't be

dense.

*facepalms*
 

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