(Un)OFFICAL FIGHT KLUB TRAINING/SPARRING THREAD

[KTULU IS BACK]

no homo at sparring with dudes

 

[shootemwon]

no homo at sparring with dudes

The TISH Fight Klub Tournament was stolen from you. The reason Yay was stalling at the beginning of the Pearl Harbor Battle was cause he was using his mod powers to extort votes from posters. This is your chance for revenge KTULU.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

yay would never do that he is a man of honoHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

does anybody have a copy of those TISH battles? that forum is gone now. it aint even googlecached, for the most part

 

[Based GAWD]

I endorse this thread. We can't get ahead of ourselves. Too many times subpar niggas have got in tournaments and wasted everyone's time. Let's do this shit right

 

[Tha Killa]

Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena? That way it won't get lost in all the other Donkey shit. I'll even try to bring back some of the old heads who used to have battle tourneys back in '05-'06 when the shit was the dopest.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena?

Same reason we don't shit straight into our mouths. It's a dumb idea.

 

[Tha Killa]

Same reason we don't shit straight into our mouths. It's a dumb idea.

Bwahaha. LE was created for the purpose of epic keystyle battles. I guess you didn't go to the IC Talent Arena forums when this site was poppin' back in the day, eh?

 

[Ol Jay's]

here's one for road, michelin man

bring sh!t to a stop, gripping the bam

no jackass, but i'mma act a donkey

put so much white in the hood i'm feeling like dr. funky

when the street lights come on the safety come off

when the blues and red flash everthing get tossed

pause, its alot going on but no one cares

so my stocks is the block, getting my shares

 

[shootemwon]

Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena? That way it won't get lost in all the other Donkey shit. I'll even try to bring back some of the old heads who used to have battle tourneys back in '05-'06 when the shit was the dopest.

Fight Klub is a Donkey tradition going back many years, and we wan to keep it Donkey-centric. People in Donkey know about each other and the disses can get pretty personal and hilarious. Plus, we want Donkey Posters as the judges and the vast majority of the voters. Bringing Fight Klub to LE would make the whole thing seem foreign to many of our posters.

 

[Sourpatch Kid]

Fight Klub is a Donkey tradition going back many years, and we wan to keep it Donkey-centric. People in Donkey know about each other and the disses can get pretty personal and hilarious. Plus, we want Donkey Posters as the judges and the vast majority of the voters. Bringing Fight Klub to LE would make the whole thing seem foreign to many of our posters.

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[joseph sun]

shootem thinks hes the shit, well shit, shootems a bitch
cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
you just pmac light, so fuck a fight klub tradition
because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a fag missing from phising
dumb dick rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
you just become more gayer, a super fag, like superman from another dimension
so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
cause slapping you is easier then a fag using grease to fuck deezy

you dont deserve 16 bars

 

[Sourpatch Kid]

shootem thinks hes the shit, well shit, shootems a bitch

cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch

so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous

but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis

now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend

when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven

you just pmac light, so fuck a fight klub tradition

because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a fag missing from phising

dumb dick rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned

you just become more gayer, a super fag, like superman from another dimension

so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy

cause slapping you is easier then a fag using grease to fuck deezy

you dont deserve 16 bars

Booooooo "fucking" ooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[joseph sun]

you gotta know a liTtle bit of whos who to understand that verse

 

[Sourpatch Kid]

you gotta know a liTtle bit of whos who to understand that verse

Oh my bad, I don't think I'd make a good judge, I'd probably say everybody sucks by default.

 

[shootemwon]

shootem thinks hes the shit, well shit, shootems a bitch
cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
you just pmac light, so fuck a fight klub tradition
because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a fag missing from phising
dumb dick rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
you just become more gayer, a super fag, like superman from another dimension
so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
cause slapping you is easier then a fag using grease to fuck deezy

you dont deserve 16 bars

Are you entering the tournament?

 

[joseph sun]

here ill explain it to you

shootem thinks hes the shit, well shit, shootems a bitch
cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
shootem used to post under the name shootemandsnitch

so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
shootem said he is vouched by gambino, a poster with 3 x's his noteriety, but if he wants to get notcied faster, he should askk me to vouch for him since I made a gambino alias get popular

now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
shootem is acting like he was a top dog, but in 2005, one of the most important doneky years, he was pretty much an unheard of.... seven was a donkey mod with a receeding hairline

you just pmac light, so fuck a fight klub tradition
because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a fag missing from phising
pmac was a goofy poster, and shootem is less then pmac, and phising goes hand in hand with the donkey


dumb dick rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
you just become more gayer, a super fag, like superman from another dimension
shootem been name dropping me alot lately, if he keeps it up he will name drop me as much as earth2superman, who is a bandwagon faggot

so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
cause slapping you is easier then a fag using grease to fuck deezy
dissing me is easy because of wheelchair jokes, but its easy for me to fight back against a lame poster too

 

[shootemwon]

I was a new poster in Summer 2005, so I obviously wasn't gonna be the eventual powerhouse that I became in the very beginning. I was known and established by 2006, and I didn't use a cheap gimmick like crying for attention by telling everyone I'm a friendless cripple.

Also, your sal davis line is revisionist history. Sal was popular because he made you and Snidely catch massive feelings. Not cause you vouched him before that.

 

[joseph sun]

if you say so

 

[bankrupt baller]

Yo yo yo yo yo yo........yo.......whats the dilly i just touched grounds down in philly!!!!!!!!!!