U come home, go to your mailbox and open this up......

[ImTheKangRoundHere]

 

[laroc]

Dismantle the growroom b4 they do a inspection.

 

[aneed123]

nothing to do but tell em I aint got it...

 

[UPTOWN]

i would have actually played along and even asked how much the payment plan would be. LOL

smh at the customer service person reading over the script and then getting to the balance and being like WTF!!! LOL

customer rep: may i have the name and address associated with the account

me: uptown connexx .... ill pix

customer rep: may i have the 9 digit account number located at the top right of your billing statement

me: 67 899 277 2

customer rep: and for security purposes may i have the 5 digit pin number associated with the account

me: 25310

customer rep: and may i ask whom im speaking with today

me: uptown connexx

customer rep: yes mr connexx how can i assist you today

me: yeah i just got my bill today. its higher than i can pay so i wanted to schedule a payment arrangement

customer rep: ok mr connexx we do have a payment arrangement plan that will temporarily postpone any shut off notices you may have recieved. did you recieve any shut off notices??

me: no, the bill isnt due for another two weeks so im not behind

customer rep: okay........ just give me second to bring up the account

me: (Laughs quietly)

customer rep: okay i see that you have an account balance of...................... GOT DAYUM!! 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS WTF!!! let me transfer you over to an account manager!!

me: thanks

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[SlickestR]

got dayum. i'd probably have a near-death experience if i got a bill with that amount.

 

[HafBayked]

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

move, change my gov name

 

[mdcu16]

Put on the waterworks and call customer service.... No way in hell I'm paying any bill that month after receiving that statement

 

[HafBayked]

Put on the waterworks and call customer service.... No way in hell I'm paying any bill that month after receiving that statement

yeah ya'll lucky wit that one....dont work for men.....u know we cant even curse these hoes out on the phone no more!?....its a new charge called "improper phone language".....i wouldnt say it if i hadnt seen it with my own eyes smh....

 

[mdcu16]

Put on the waterworks and call customer service.... No way in hell I'm paying any bill that month after receiving that statement

yeah yea lucky wit that one....dont work for men.....u know we cant even curse these hoes out on the phone no more!?....its a new charge called "improper phone language".....i wouldnt say it if i hadnt seen it with my own eyes smh....

That's when you're suppose to get your girl to make the phone call for you.... Duh lol

 

[CallMeWelvin]

"5 digit pin' but only 4 numbers

 

[dalyricalbandit]

i would have actually played along and even asked how much the payment plan would be. LOL

smh at the customer service person reading over the script and then getting to the balance and being like WTF!!! LOL

customer rep: may i have the name and address associated with the account

me: uptown connexx .... ill pix

customer rep: may i have the 9 digit account number located at the top right of your billing statement

me: 67 899 277 2

customer rep: and for security purposes may i have the 5 digit pin number associated with the account

me: 25310

customer rep: and may i ask whom im speaking with today

me: uptown connexx

customer rep: yes mr connexx how can i assist you today

me: yeah i just got my bill today. its higher than i can pay so i wanted to schedule a payment arrangement

customer rep: ok mr connexx we do have a payment arrangement plan that will temporarily postpone any shut off notices you may have recieved. did you recieve any shut off notices??

me: no, the bill isnt due for another two weeks so im not behind

customer rep: okay........ just give me second to bring up the account

me: (Laughs quietly)

customer rep: okay i see that you have an account balance of...................... GOT DAYUM!! 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS WTF!!! let me transfer you over to an account manager!!

me: thanks

LOLOLOLOLOL

lmaooo dead at this

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Get a second job.

 

[Feelin_Foolay]

Give them niggas the

 

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[ChromaStoned]

same as i did with all the other bills-throw it in the trash

 

[Trockm]

Throw that shit straight in the trash because I know damn well that's a joke

 

[FucktheIC]

I'd laugh.

 

[313 wayz]

I'd call CNN, Good Morning America, MSNBC, FOX News, and any other tv news / media outlet and get interviewed while crying:

"I can't do it, where I'm gonna get that type of money from?"

Hopefully the people across America would start giving donations to my cause....lol