Top 10 funniest posters?

[Trollio]

Cain's first car

Cain sued the flinstone creators when it debuted since it reflected his life so much

 

[Trollio]

Cain can actually remember his childbirth

 

[Trollio]

If cain traveled back in time, he would look the same age as his past self

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cain Played survivor before it was a tv show.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Cain discovered America

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

@Caint

 

[Trollio]

Cain was at the first thanksgiving, you guessed it, he didn't bring shit but he left with a plate

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Cain just got his Mastadon coat back from the cleaners, he's gonna kill em at the club tonight...

 

[Copper]

cain recieved workers comp. for injuring himself at stone henge

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cains Allowance was the Rib meat from the day's catch.

 

[Trollio]

First time Jesus walked on water was to save Cain from drowning

Cain was playing marco polo with marco polo

 

[Trollio]

As usual Cain makes computers compute......You're all welcome

Why noah made u ride in the back of the arc?

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cain just got his Mastadon coat back from the cleaners, he's gonna kill em at the club tonight...

Cain's favorite club is sodom and Gamorrah

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Cain feels a strong debt to Jesus. Not because he died for his sins, but because when he turned water to wine, that was Cain's introduction to alcohol.

 

[VIBE]

You guys are the worst kind of people

Damn..

You've met millions of humans over your life time and you say the IC people are the worst.

Ether.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cains 401k is centuries old.

 

[Trollio]

Cain has social security from 3b.c.

 

[Copper]

Dont worry.... cain wont remeber this thread/roast a few hours from now

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Cain spent 30 minutes this morning looking for his keys, only to remember he didn't have a car...

 

[playmaker88]

Cain used to have a brother.

Abel.

lol 3months ago when i used it