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Today i became a snitch...i had my reasons

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TheGOAT;9298010 said:
One time i loaned $5 to a friend & he refused to pay me back.

So i payed another friend $35 to take a shit in the drivers seat of his car.

The guy who took the shit already had to sell him some weed so we organized it for them to meet up at the foodcourt at the mall. He went in and sold the weed, and while dude was eating his Taco Johns homie came out and shit in his car in the parking garage.

He said he kinda felt bad after because he didnt take into account whe he shits he has to piss too. So he also pissed all over the floor at no additional charge.
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What city you in where people just go inside the mall with their car unlocked
 
Qiv_Owan;9298134 said:
TheGOAT;9298010 said:
One time i loaned $5 to a friend & he refused to pay me back.

So i payed another friend $35 to take a shit in the drivers seat of his car.

The guy who took the shit already had to sell him some weed so we organized it for them to meet up at the foodcourt at the mall. He went in and sold the weed, and while dude was eating his Taco Johns homie came out and shit in his car in the parking garage.

He said he kinda felt bad after because he didnt take into account whe he shits he has to piss too. So he also pissed all over the floor at no additional charge.
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What city you in where people just go inside the mall with their car unlocked
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This was in high school

Dude had a shitty 92 Chevy Corsica with rust & missing hubcaps. He never locked the doors or even rolled up the windows.

Well at least he didnt before that day.
 
"Bitches gonna b playin basketball in pelican bay fuckin with me!!!"

Lmao blackgod got quotables when you can unscramble his posts
 
TheGOAT;9298010 said:
One time i loaned $5 to a friend & he refused to pay me back.

So i payed another friend $35 to take a shit in the drivers seat of his car.

The guy who took the shit already had to sell him some weed so we organized it for them to meet up at the foodcourt at the mall. He went in and sold the weed, and while dude was eating his Taco Johns homie came out and shit in his car in the parking garage.

He said he kinda felt bad after because he didnt take into account whe he shits he has to piss too. So he also pissed all over the floor at no additional charge.
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IN FUCKIN TEARS IM DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DarthRozay;9298517 said:
"Bitches gonna b playin basketball in pelican bay fuckin with me!!!"

Lmao blackgod got quotables when you can unscramble his posts
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That was denzel in training day tho
 
riddlerap;9297686 said:
so your ex girl told you she would take you to the doctors, and you would give her gas money. she comes and gets the money prior to the day you needed a ride, spends it on weed.. then the day of you needing a ride, your boy tells you she is fucking some guy, and then you call her and threaten to get her kids taken away because she has guns and weed, so she gives you $10 back. oh ok
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Nigga u a fucking genius! I appreciate the break down cuz I didn't understand shit he wrote
 
TheGOAT;9298010 said:
One time i loaned $5 to a friend & he refused to pay me back.

So i payed another friend $35 to take a shit in the drivers seat of his car.

The guy who took the shit already had to sell him some weed so we organized it for them to meet up at the foodcourt at the mall. He went in and sold the weed, and while dude was eating his Taco Johns homie came out and shit in his car in the parking garage.

He said he kinda felt bad after because he didnt take into account whe he shits he has to piss too. So he also pissed all over the floor at no additional charge.
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By chance do you remember correctly if he wiped sitting down or standing up after shitting in the car?
 
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Ghostdenithegawd;9297771 said:
Hahahhahahahhahahahahha I must be loosing my mind I understood everything he said smfh god help me
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LoL

I understood it too, albeit I read it very slowly.

I still don't know if that is a good or a bad thing tho.
 
Don't know how to feel about the fact that I understood the whole story upon first reading.

It was magnificent as usual. It was a story about "The Principle of the Shit"
 
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