this super Pretty ass bitch did the homie wrong!!

[Trillfate]

The Story: (its a long read but Funny af!

Part 1

Spoiler

Pt.1: (WARNINGay attn, all this shit Connected;MULTIPLE ETHERINGS Nigga)

So i had just started talking to this chick, Pretty as Fuck pretty big eyes & shit. Lil Westside bitch.

Actually ol' Shorty from my Pics .

We was COOL, talking like we knew each other for a while . After the shoot, i had peeped she kept posting like lil Subliminal lil quotes & pics saying she wished somebody would call her & how she wants to go out and shit for like some days .

So i ask the lil bitch does she wanna go do somethin . she says she wants to go to Chili's. lol I'm like "Cool" im a Broke Boi Anyways . She says she's a "Starving Artist" and i say "Thats your way of lettin me know you not paying for shit.?" She says her Debit card hasnt came in the Mail yet and i'm like:

But im like You Good lol . So i go Pick her Up...FIFDY Minutes away brah . Shawty aint got no License lol SMH

So she gets in the car and she's an Instagram Whore. Bitch IMMEDIATELY takes a Selfie . We talking the Whole way there on some cool shit . She tells me about how she went to Adamsville Day (Hood Day) last night and spent the night over her friends house.

We Get inside the Restaurant, she just goes completely silent .

You know when you think you an Awkward nigga until you Really meet an Awkward muhfucka.?!?!

We waiting on our Table & some nigga who works there says "I know you from Instagram" she smiles & says Hey to him all happily & shit . She goes back to being silent though . Mind you, the NBA Finals is on .

We get to our table, she starts to complain about the Menu & the Utensils being "Nasty" .

(In my head im like "Bitch, WE AT CHILI'S.!")

So we talked a lil bit & i ask her what's her goals w/ this Modeling shit .

She says "I Dont Know, i aint think I'll get this Far"

(Again, in my head im like "Bitch you dont even get paid for shoots.!!!")

She says sum like "She just goes w/ the Flow in Life, she aint really got no Goals."

(In my head im like "It's Grown ass People out here like this.?!?")

Aight so the Waiter nigga from earlier walks by, but like 15 ft away & does some kinda gesture. I wasnt paying attn to the nigga . he did it again. She laughs and shit and like 10 minutes later shes goes to the bathroom and comes back saying "It's some Good lighting in there ." I'm like damn you taking selfies in the Chili's bathroom .? she like unhuh . lol

So she gets BACK on Instagram and starts laughing out loud about something she saw .

By Now im like:

So then she starts complaining about this baby on the other side crying and throwing a tantrum, baby wasnt een loud tho . She kept saying how they shoulda stayed home & how she couldnt date a nigga w/ kids. So i'm thinking, bitch why you been giving me play then .? So now im just ready to go, I See the Warriors & Cavs went to Overtime, but i'm lowkey annoyed now so i say fuck it, we out . I take her home, & now she wants to talk alot again . I see this shit aint going nowhere cause she was being a bitch all night . I Drop her off and she says Text her when i get home .

 

[Trillfate]

Part 2

Spoiler

PT 2 (SMH)

On the Way home, I stop at a light & look down my Timeline & see the Picture she posted from the Bathroom at Chili's...It was from like 30 min earlier .

Her Caption says "I Seen @______ at his job and he's cuter in person"

In the Comments, Dude says "you cute AF too, i shouldve took you from your lil date"

She says: "Oh he wasnt my date, i just model for him ."

My Homey follows her too, and was like "You seen this shit brah .???" He screenshot it and sent it too me w/ a Million LOL's on some @Sion shit . He calls me and he "You straight brah.??? I KNOW YOU PISSED.! I'll go stab that bitch if i was you" I laughed but a nigga soul was hurt . I was PISSED but i called down and just texted her an hour later about where she had me fucked up that night . She said that she aint wanna let them know she was on a date and she wanted to be private . I said "BITCH you was flirting w/ the nigga in my FACE.! Shit was Direspectful AF . I took your BROKE ass out & you pulled some Shady shit" she aint really have shit to say after that .

I Told her she's funny and I'll take this L tonight .

Brah after i counted up all my L's for the night i just went to Sleep .

...Shit was just Too murch brah .

 

[Trillfate]

Part 3

Spoiler

Cool So going back to earlier in the car convo about her spending the night at her friends crib, so the bitch posted this & It says:

last night, i was with one of my lil boos right. this boy so fine, smell real good, look real good, everything just so good. now skippin to the good part, I take a shower, change into his clothes, get in bed so we can watch a movie. blah blah blah, so he starts gavin me head.. it lasted about thirty mins, it was hands down the best head i’ve ever gotten. so since i had a chance to see what dat mouf do, i’m really for the stroke, i’m hypin it up like yeah he finna put it on me .so after i received the top, i’m like okay, lemme hit it with the suck until i get him where i want him. mind you i’m still thinking about the stroke, so i’m a waterfall at this point, idk what’s wetter, my mouth gettin ready to suck his soul out of his dick or my yoni preparin for the stroke. so about four minutes in, he already twitchin and jerkin, laughin cause he ain’t know the head was finna be like that and cryin out for god, so he looks down and we make eye contact, idk if it was my big ass eyeballs lookin at him or he just couldn’t take it but he nuts, i mean nuts like i’ve never seen. now because he came so early i have to punish him so i keep goin and the nuts keep comin lmfao. so then he says “okay okay hold on i can’t even go out like that” so we stop so he can regroup and get his shit together. so ten minutes later i turn and ask him if he was okay, and wouldn’t you know this nigga was knocked the fuck out. he was in the deepest slumber i’ve ever seen somebody be in that short period of time. i’ve never heard of a nigga tappin out after some head, like damn, i didn’t even give you no pussy yet like what is you sleep for? like why did god give me this talent? lmfao, but nah forreal, that shit made me sad. i didn’t even want no dick come mornin, so he brought me home and i had a lil ‘tude with him this mornin but oh well

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

I aint readin' all that.

SMASH.

 

[Antlerz]

This shit was longer than all the Alex Haley movies combined.

 

[Trillfate]

lol i know Niggas dont come to ill pix to read but its worth it...

 

[Antlerz]

I'm gonna give you some game. Anytime a woman suggest the both of go certain place DON'T GO. She's either trying to make you jealous or make the next man jealous...or in your case, meet up with a nigga she met on instagram.

 

[Peace_79]

@Recaptimus_Prime360 where you at, bruh?

 

[Bussy_Getta]

You foul.

 

[ocelot]

What's her instagram

 

[blatalian]

I see you took a few "scumbags'" advice lmao

 

[Trillfate]

You foul.

eh? @pico

 

[qawshun]

goood look on those pics tho i'll check the story later

 

[qawshun]

you lost lol damn and she let he shoot off in her mouf smh

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

I actually read that shit, nigga took a major L. lol bought a bop a meal and she chose somebody else in his face. lmao there's a reason why I don't take bitches out on real dates until after we fuck..... oh yeah I'll smash that broad.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

@Recaptimus_Prime360 where you at, bruh?

Nigga. You gotz to read it. Lol.

MORE OF THIS WENCHE'S NOODS!

 

[tha fury]

Nothing wrong with taking a bitch out, but if she flirts with another nigga in my face, I'm faking like I have to go to the bathroom, then breaking out. Her broke ass would've been bussin dishes trying to pay that bill.

 

[damobb2deep]

fuck that... the moment that instagram thot was flirting I woulda asked for seperate checks... said fuck that nigga tip... and told that hoe she lucky make her ass walk.... get pissed then make her ass walk... lol tell that nigga to give yo ass a ride to the crib... and pay for yo food.. bytch..

 

[manofmorehouse]

Wait....does this bitch got a collection of Arizona cans decorating her living room ?? That hood bullshit shouldve told u off top she was a hood booger. Like, who does that shit?? Momma always said everything that looks good aint good.

 

[PapaDoc223]

Damn. It just goes to show that alot of these ig "models" are brainless birds who are hoping for a simp. But ill still smash her and leave her tho.