Things That Will Happen Before Lil Wayne Can Get Outta His YMCMB Contract Thread

[Like Water]

Cops will treat whites and blacks the same...

 

[Beta]

Deathrowzorrow stops dickriding nas

 

[_Goldie_]

Moms will give me the room with the window.

 

[Lab Baby]

Nigga, them bushes... *dies*

Umm... Detox will drop with features from the living Tupac

Derrick Rose will play a whole season without getting injured taking an injury related vacation

Bow Wow, Yung Berg and Nas will have an L free 24 hours

Bleek will get cornrows

Lord Jamar will do a song with Mackelmore, Riff Raff and Iggy Azealia

Tim Burton will direct a biblical movie with an all black cast and Johnny Depp as Satan

Young Thug will have a reality show with his wife and kids

 

[ojos_negros]

Eminem will drop a classic album

Jay z will grow a moustache

Irish people will give up drinking

The neverending story will come to an unsatisfying conclusion

They will stop making friday 13th movies

 

[P. Town]

He'll die

 

[Jabu_Rule]

Black people will get reparations across the globe.

 

[LUClEN]

The Raptors will win the play offs

 

[Bcotton5]

monizzle will stop being corny

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Birdman will hire a gardener to chop down all those bushes.

 

[RiGGA]

Birdman will hire a gardener to chop down all those bushes.

You just found out what the bushes was bout a week ago week ago lmao foh

 

[Lou Cypher]

LOOK OUT FOR DETOX

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Birdman will hire a gardener to chop down all those bushes.

You just found out what the bushes was bout a week ago week ago lmao foh

LOL and you know before that post... in my head Im like "This would be a great moment for me to make a joke about birdman's bushes. This is my opportunity to seize and capitalize on my new understanding of what Birdman's bushes are."

 

[5 Grand]

Rakim will win a Grammy

 

[Avenged Sevenfold]

Niki will release a porn

Em will stop yelling

Arrested Development movie will be filmed

Ja will release a new album

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

monizzle will stop being corny

lmaoo

 

[Co_Town_Michael]

the Chicago Cubs winning a World Series, and the Oakland Raiders going undefeated in the same year will happen before this happens.

 

[DarthRozay]

Melle mel will make a comeback and 5 grand will say he told us he was the goat.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Gee will bump GUnit

 

[DarthRozay]

Bcotton and malice will act like grown men and stop dickriding a sub-par rapper