Them Massage Joints

[konceptjones]

We talking bout legal or illegal?

Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.

I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.

This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place

on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....

But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..

 

[808HiLife808]

we got em damn near on every corner lol..

got drunk one night and went club hopping. we saw one and i was like ay im about to go in there. they were tryna be all secret and shit, but how sway..you got that big ass neon sign outside. so i go the door and start police knockin..mamasan comes to the door askin 100 questions. im tryna get in but she wont let me lol. i look over her head and maaaan, its like that scene in rush hour i was DEF tryna get in there but her ass wasnt budgin...1 star

 

[Go figure]

I can stay home and get a handjob for free

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I can stay home and get a handjob for free

You ever had one in the dark by someone who shushed you when you tried to speak?

 

[farris2k1]

Love it, shits are amazing, used to get them all the time, $75 for an hour, well worth it, never tried the other kind..them spots stay getting raided around here

 

[i ro ny]

they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n shit. Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that shit.

I was about to say “what scene from Tekken? I musta missed it”.

 

[blackgod813]

Yes they wash your ass hole an balls frfr

 

[soul rattler]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day its gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for handjob, no thx.

They gon post your face on the internet too. Not a very happy ending. Just go to a strip club.

Eh, Not the same thing. Titty bars are jus a place to look at naked broads while hangin w friends. Massage parlors are about gettin a quick nut.

You ain't going to the right strip clubs

 

[Mister B.]

I treat myself to one every two months or so to about 30 min of massage time. It's normally about $35-40, plus I leave a $5 tip. It's one of the very few treats I do for myself. The Asian parlors be on point, and no one's ever asked me about some dumb-ass happy ending.

Muhfucker, my back hurt. Give that shit a happy ending.

 

[Go figure]

I can stay home and get a handjob for free

You ever had one in the dark by someone who shushed you when you tried to speak?

U be tryna amicably converse while a gal jerkin u? Nh rhetorical question keep that

 

[rickmogul]

Makes me look @ Asian women different in public like they all have this trait in them. Been 2 a gang of em: Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese etc. Think I told this B4 about getting lucky and having the dope ass mamasan massage me and she got smashed. I said that pin hole shit with Asians s true. Walk on ya back, deep tissue man these shit r great and these weenie genie's r a GOD send. They only get raided when they don't pay their under the table monthly Sherrifs fee. Otherwise it's daily biz as usual.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I can stay home and get a handjob for free

You ever had one in the dark by someone who shushed you when you tried to speak?

U be tryna amicably converse while a gal jerkin u? Nh rhetorical question keep that

I mean asking who's wacking it

 

[Max.]

Man my dick would rip these lil azn bitches pussy up

 

[silverfoxx]

We talking bout legal or illegal?

Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.

I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.

This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place

on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....

But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..

Had the EXACT same thing except she was black. Man nigga was tearing up heavy and could LEGIT feel her breaking down my back muscles. Shit is painful AF. But.. that next day though..

 

[700]

naw I want to tho just to say I did it

 

[Cinco]

Went to one in Costa Rica. Sexy lil masseuse

Massage was off the chain.

Then the bitch start aggressively tuggin my shorts down I'm like ayyye nah I ain't come for all that

 

[Lefty_]

But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..

Yo....

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I think I did by accident. I got a groupon once for a deep tissue massage. When I arrived, the door was locked and I had to knock (first questionable sign). Im like “are you guys open? Why is the door locked in the middle of the afternoon? And why is it dark in there?” Anyway, she told me to return in a half hour. Sketchy ass place in Chinatown.

 

[konceptjones]

I think I did by accident. I got a groupon once for a deep tissue massage. When I arrived, the door was locked and I had to knock (first questionable sign). Im like “are you guys open? Why is the door locked in the middle of the afternoon? And why is it dark in there?” Anyway, she told me to return in a half hour. Sketchy ass place in Chinatown.

you were finna get that extra special happy ending. They prolly wouldn't have even charged you extra.

 

[Bcotton5]

they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n shit. Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that shit.

That's what's up William.

yea I respect that