The unfunny quotes thread part 4

[Robert TOWNsend]

why you eat with yo feet? no table manners having ass...

Lord have mercy on his unfunny soul

 

[Robert TOWNsend]

you smell like swizz, dusty vaccums, and athlete's foot

unfunny poster in need of a ghostwriter

 

[Robert TOWNsend]

yo mama got a wooden leg and a real foot

One of the most unfunny jokes ive ever read

 

[Robert TOWNsend]

you sell muscle relaxers to kids after track meets

so horrible that it is actually funny, but naturally unfunny

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

serious post.....so its unfunny in that sense..

 

[Robert TOWNsend]

I love da menses

alright....

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

that was hilarious.

 

[T. Sanford]

an elite trill nigga....did you think of that yourself.....ol low self esteem having ass cracker!...fuck this honkey thread

invalid post error: post suffering from atrocious sense of humor

 

[T. Sanford]

Anything T-Sanford ain't part of.

real nigga post

 

[Carlos Loozer]

Pico diary entry 9-30-11

So today was a pretty good day till it got all cold an stupid, its 62 degrees right now! I swear this is what it must feel like to live in Siberia.
Anyways Ive been watching a lot of videos on youtube and my favorites so far are videos of Jupiter the talking cat, hes so chill for a cat and his
homeboy Kona is such a spazz I lol at that shit every time I see it. My other favorite is the talking dog thats sad about his owner eating. I bought Nutri-system
today cause im trying to drop that last 10lbs and i swear if this shit dont work im gonna pitch a fit!! Its gonna work tho cause I plan on going to Runyon Canyon 3X
a week and the gym the other 4, I fuckin hate that canyon I swear the devil made that shit with his bare hands!! Washed all my gym clothes today so that they are
ready for Mundane Monday. Thats gonna be a long ass day cause I gotta paint my ceiling, workout and go to school. FML ok. I tried to catch a kitten today but I had to give up when I fell in the mud and scraped my knee, it looks more like a rug burn to be honest tho. Smh how am I gonna explain that without getting the side eye????
I guess im gonna look shabby for the rest of October cause my hair is gonna be a wild mess from all that sweating, oh well.

bye

bottom 5 poster of all time

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Pico diary entry 9-30-11

So today was a pretty good day till it got all cold an stupid, its 62 degrees right now! I swear this is what it must feel like to live in Siberia.
Anyways Ive been watching a lot of videos on youtube and my favorites so far are videos of Jupiter the talking cat, hes so chill for a cat and his
homeboy Kona is such a spazz I lol at that shit every time I see it. My other favorite is the talking dog thats sad about his owner eating. I bought Nutri-system
today cause im trying to drop that last 10lbs and i swear if this shit dont work im gonna pitch a fit!! Its gonna work tho cause I plan on going to Runyon Canyon 3X
a week and the gym the other 4, I fuckin hate that canyon I swear the devil made that shit with his bare hands!! Washed all my gym clothes today so that they are
ready for Mundane Monday. Thats gonna be a long ass day cause I gotta paint my ceiling, workout and go to school. FML ok. I tried to catch a kitten today but I had to give up when I fell in the mud and scraped my knee, it looks more like a rug burn to be honest tho. Smh how am I gonna explain that without getting the side eye????
I guess im gonna look shabby for the rest of October cause my hair is gonna be a wild mess from all that sweating, oh well.

bye

 

[Carlos Loozer]

Pico diary entry 9-30-11

So today was a pretty good day till it got all cold an stupid, its 62 degrees right now! I swear this is what it must feel like to live in Siberia.
Anyways Ive been watching a lot of videos on youtube and my favorites so far are videos of Jupiter the talking cat, hes so chill for a cat and his
homeboy Kona is such a spazz I lol at that shit every time I see it. My other favorite is the talking dog thats sad about his owner eating. I bought Nutri-system
today cause im trying to drop that last 10lbs and i swear if this shit dont work im gonna pitch a fit!! Its gonna work tho cause I plan on going to Runyon Canyon 3X
a week and the gym the other 4, I fuckin hate that canyon I swear the devil made that shit with his bare hands!! Washed all my gym clothes today so that they are
ready for Mundane Monday. Thats gonna be a long ass day cause I gotta paint my ceiling, workout and go to school. FML ok. I tried to catch a kitten today but I had to give up when I fell in the mud and scraped my knee, it looks more like a rug burn to be honest tho. Smh how am I gonna explain that without getting the side eye????
I guess im gonna look shabby for the rest of October cause my hair is gonna be a wild mess from all that sweating, oh well.

bye

unfunny proof of horribleness

 

[T. Sanford]

^^^leave it to this dumb nigga to forget today is Columbus Day

I dont know if its funny that he dont know that alot of other people still work on Columbus Day

or is it unfunny for his lack of knowledge of knowing the world outside his attic

 

[Plop Star]

R.I.P. Donkey

lol........donkey been dead

 

[onepunch2]

I woke up and saw this corny ass picture posted by a corny ass poster who wasted 23 fucking seconds of my time.

these sweetish crackers can gofuckthemselves.

................................

 

[onepunch2]

Crackers just can't stop losing.

-gofuckyourself.

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[T. Sanford]

Drake the type of nigga who wiggles his toes in the air when he stretches

Drake the type of nigga who sprays Lysol after you finish smoking a cigarette and mean mug you as you walk away

Drake the type of nigga who would call the cops if you park in a handicap zone without the decal

Drake the type of nigga who will come outside with a leaf blower if you're mowing your lawn and some grass gets on his property

Drake the type of nigga who will give you a handshake and then immediately hug you while looking you in the eyes

Drake the type of nigga who will follow you 5 miles just to tell you that you didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign

This is the type of nigga that will bring this thread back

 

[Ip man]

Uppin

 

[T. Sanford]

This thread has so many feelings. It's like Kingdom Come was the soundtrack to niggas' mothers getting raped and they've been bitter about it ever since.

wack nigga thats grasping for lol's

 

[T. Sanford]

The intersection can only be named after Biggie if there's a restaurant with overrated food, a failing fitness club, and a comedy club with corny comedians.

Smh @ these Juicyfruits

Return of a trash poster with desperate cries for lol's