The " they said I was so drunk that I" thread

[MallyG]

Took bout 10 shots of Paul with my friends when I first started drinking trying to flex like I could hang. I was abuck 30 back then. They told me I was hollern at a chick and just randomly grabbed her titties lol. She slapped me and I yelled fuck u bitch. They said I passed out in the car. My homie drive home at 4 in the morning and couldn't wake me up. Said I fell in the yard and had leaves and cats all on me. I lost my jewelry too. I bet one of those cats got it lol. He had to wake his parents up to carry me in the house. All I remember is waking up on they couch with the trash can by me. I missed drill and everything. His parents joke and laugh bout that shit to this day talking bout they shoulda recorded me. Good times

So these "cats" just put they paws on ALL yo jewelry and jux'd you out yo shit.

I think them "cats" might have been ya "nikkas". lololol.... That's jus my street side/mind talkin' tho.

 

[aneed123]

Took bout 10 shots of Paul with my friends when I first started drinking trying to flex like I could hang. I was abuck 30 back then. They told me I was hollern at a chick and just randomly grabbed her titties lol. She slapped me and I yelled fuck u bitch. They said I passed out in the car. My homie drive home at 4 in the morning and couldn't wake me up. Said I fell in the yard and had leaves and cats all on me. I lost my jewelry too. I bet one of those cats got it lol. He had to wake his parents up to carry me in the house. All I remember is waking up on they couch with the trash can by me. I missed drill and everything. His parents joke and laugh bout that shit to this day talking bout they shoulda recorded me. Good times

So these "cats" just put they paws on ALL yo jewelry and jux'd you out yo shit.

I think them "cats" might have been ya "nikkas". lololol.... That's jus my street side/mind talkin' tho.

naw homie.... wasnt no robbery ... I found my chain in the yard.. Charm missing cuz it broke when I fell in the yard.

 

[SimplyKrys]

One time I got so drunk at a party that I threw up in my bf's car, then I pulled down my pants and I pissed on the carpet. Ever since then I only drink lightly.

 

[Logical Truths]

One time i got so drunk, that I woke up leaning against the door.

I came home took a shower and everything, then the last thing I remember was wanting to get a cd from my car.....woke up at the door

Another time i got so drunk and went to a party and started macking on the girl who was throwing the party. She was feeling me like shit. We were inseparable. She got her hands around my neck while im holding her waist. Not dancing, just talking/flirting. My dumbass goes in the kitchen to refill my drink and somehow i forgot all about her. One of the baddest chicks in the world was in the kitchen, and somehow me and her start making out. The other girl comes looking for me and catches me in the kitchen makin out. Threw my black ass out. Something went wrong with my brain for real. I was havin "lapses"

 

[Mister B.]

BTW, all of this has been brought to you by Hennessey. Fuckin niggas up since Pac rhymed it with "enemies".

Yeah...you've earned this: