I was watching a movie in the theater and thought it was a good idea to take a 26er of belvedere with me. I filled my drink and was chasing my popcorn down with sprite and vodka. About 40 minutes into the movie I'm fucking blitzed, black out, and don't remember anything besides being in the car driving back home. Apparently, there was a wedding scene in the movie where the priest asks if anyone has any reason why these people should not get married and I yelled out "Genital warts" like in family guy
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Lou Cypher
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I have hundreds of these stories that is why i no longer drink.
Lou Cypher
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Trying to think of one that i wouldnt be too embarrassed to share.
semi-auto-mato
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My wife said I was so drunk one night I opened the fridge poured a glass of juice and instead of drinking it I poured the shit all over my shirt. She said I then layed down on the floor and went to sleep. I woke up next day under the kitchen table. Smh
atribecalledgabi
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I never blacked out or lost control when drunk so.....outside of throwing up in weird places I got nothing.
StillFaggyAF
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My boys told me I was hitting on Asian girls telling them Asian girls got booty too
Lou Cypher
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I got real drunk and blacked out with some of my friends one night and dont remember anything. The one thing from the night I do remember was being in an apartment building banging on someones door thinking it was my friends house. The door behind me opens up and the person was like "Wtf is your deal?!". Once i saw him its like it undid my blackout. I looked around the hallway and nothing seemed familiar, apologized to dude and stumbled up the stairs out the door. I was about a half a mile away from my house and i remember walking home and falling down over 10 times due to being so shitfaced and it was icy and snowy outside. Woke up the next day and friends were like "Yeah you called us at like 5 in the AM telling us you were outside then we would go to check and you werent there, but you kept telling us on the phone you were outside but were obviously somewhere else".
The odd thing was i was told i was driven home around 3AM so i had been home and went to bed but woke up in a drunken stupor and walked to a random ass apartment building. Thank god i recognized where i was
The odd thing was i was told i was driven home around 3AM so i had been home and went to bed but woke up in a drunken stupor and walked to a random ass apartment building. Thank god i recognized where i was
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Age 18 at my parents house: woke up in the morning half dressed in my room, look around to see cheerios spilled all across the room and a lamp knocked over on the floor.
Go downstairs to have my dad tell me that I also left a open pint of ice cream out just melting in the kitchen, as well as a massive puddle of water on the floor. Like I spilled a full glass and just said fuck it.
Go downstairs to have my dad tell me that I also left a open pint of ice cream out just melting in the kitchen, as well as a massive puddle of water on the floor. Like I spilled a full glass and just said fuck it.
StillFaggyAF
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Went to the Rican parade and was fucked up before we even reaches Fifth Ave..I threw up in the bus in someone's backpack (I have no ideas whose it was we left that shit on the bus) then proceed to get into two or three altercations with some Rican niggas because I was getting at their girls. I had to be forcibly dragged away to avoid fighting
Took bout 10 shots of Paul with my friends when I first started drinking trying to flex like I could hang. I was abuck 30 back then. They told me I was hollern at a chick and just randomly grabbed her titties lol. She slapped me and I yelled fuck u bitch. They said I passed out in the car. My homie drive home at 4 in the morning and couldn't wake me up. Said I fell in the yard and had leaves and cats all on me. I lost my jewelry too. I bet one of those cats got it lol. He had to wake his parents up to carry me in the house. All I remember is waking up on they couch with the trash can by me. I missed drill and everything. His parents joke and laugh bout that shit to this day talking bout they shoulda recorded me. Good times
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Louis Devinear
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Got drunk and thought the fridge was the bathroom. I didn't remember none of it til I saw all the food in the garbage. Asked my ex at the time what happened to all the food. She said I got up mumbled something stumbled to the kitchen she followed me and watch me open the fridge door pullout and piss.
I was that fucking drunk. Didn't remember any of it.
I was that fucking drunk. Didn't remember any of it.
AggieLean.
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Was in DC visiting my girl while she worked up there. She decided we were going to go to brunch with some friends and get the unlimited mimosas. Unlimited was all you had to tell me..shit I was gone get my money's worth. Just kept throwing back mimosas and eventually had to go pee. All I know is I done passed out in the restroom. My girl and them come looking for me and the dude we was with said he came in there and I was slumped. I remember getting up and stumbling out of the restaurant but blacked out again after that. Woke up at my girls friend's house some hours later and drove us back home. Lost my damn polo beanie at that restaurant smh.
AggieLean.
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Louis Devinear;c-9572269 said:Got drunk and thought the fridge was the bathroom. I didn't remember none of it til I saw all the food in the garbage. Asked my ex at the time what happened to all the food. She said I got up mumbled something stumbled to the kitchen she followed me and watch me open the fridge door pullout and piss.
I was that fucking drunk. Didn't remember any of it.
Shit my pop is a drinker and did that shit one time. I just remember walking in the kitchen and saw him doing it. I screamed, "dad" but it was too late. His ass mumbled and went back to bed while I'm cleaning out the fridge
Like Water
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I actually was arguing and fighting with an ATM machine for taking my debit card. Like legitimately having a conversation with the ATM, getting mad and then going Bruce Lee on the ATM.
Being boo'ed up with some bad lil Filipina jawn at a club and then cornering her and yelling at her for something. It was funny cuz my niggas said I had my hands against a wall on both sides of her head and was going in on some drill sergeant shit while she just stood there looking mortified. LMAO. I didn't get the buns, needless to say.
Had a one night stand with a stripper in San Antonio. I thanked the heavens I ain't catch shit, get her pregnant, and that she wasn't busted. I wouldn't have even known if my niggas ain't tell me they heard us. I don't think I was bad, but who cares? I was drunk. Lmao.
BTW, all of this has been brought to you by Hennessey. Fuckin niggas up since Pac rhymed it with "enemies".
Being boo'ed up with some bad lil Filipina jawn at a club and then cornering her and yelling at her for something. It was funny cuz my niggas said I had my hands against a wall on both sides of her head and was going in on some drill sergeant shit while she just stood there looking mortified. LMAO. I didn't get the buns, needless to say.
Had a one night stand with a stripper in San Antonio. I thanked the heavens I ain't catch shit, get her pregnant, and that she wasn't busted. I wouldn't have even known if my niggas ain't tell me they heard us. I don't think I was bad, but who cares? I was drunk. Lmao.
BTW, all of this has been brought to you by Hennessey. Fuckin niggas up since Pac rhymed it with "enemies".
Lou Cypher
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When I was 18 I was working on a train cooking for tourists. Our crew was about 30 people. We would leave anchorage and riDE the train to a city called fairbanks, stay for the night, then head back to anchorage the next morning. On this last shift, we only had customers for the way to fairbanks and we were suppose to catch a flight back to anchorage the next morning. Got to sleep in and all that the next morning. Thats how it should have gone.
I was the youngest person on the crew and the only one under 21. This time instead of drinking and smoking on the roof of the hotel like we normally did, everyone wanted to go to the bar that was maybe a mile away from the hotel. About 20 of us left and went to the bar. My first time ever going to one due to my age. There was so many of us that they didn't bother carding us at the door and I just had people buy my drinks for me. Ended up getting shitfaced. Last thing I remember was seeing my boss walk through the door. He knew I was under aged so I tried to play it cool and went to go sit down on a stool, missed my stool and fell on my ass. Folks picked me up and helped me out the door.
Could barely stand up once outside so two of my crewmates helped me walk home. Woke up the next morning to a banging on the door. Flight to anchorage was cancelled and they needed us on a greyhound bus right away to go back home. I was hungover as fuck, head pounding, and had to sit in a packed bus for 8 hours driving back to anchorage. Was one of the worst experiences I ever had. We pulled over maybe once an hour or so so everyone could stretch their legs. Everytime we did, I ran off the bus and immediately started throwing up outside of it. Everyone just laughed at me.
I was the youngest person on the crew and the only one under 21. This time instead of drinking and smoking on the roof of the hotel like we normally did, everyone wanted to go to the bar that was maybe a mile away from the hotel. About 20 of us left and went to the bar. My first time ever going to one due to my age. There was so many of us that they didn't bother carding us at the door and I just had people buy my drinks for me. Ended up getting shitfaced. Last thing I remember was seeing my boss walk through the door. He knew I was under aged so I tried to play it cool and went to go sit down on a stool, missed my stool and fell on my ass. Folks picked me up and helped me out the door.
Could barely stand up once outside so two of my crewmates helped me walk home. Woke up the next morning to a banging on the door. Flight to anchorage was cancelled and they needed us on a greyhound bus right away to go back home. I was hungover as fuck, head pounding, and had to sit in a packed bus for 8 hours driving back to anchorage. Was one of the worst experiences I ever had. We pulled over maybe once an hour or so so everyone could stretch their legs. Everytime we did, I ran off the bus and immediately started throwing up outside of it. Everyone just laughed at me.
aneed123;c-9572251 said:Took bout 10 shots of Paul with my friends when I first started drinking trying to flex like I could hang. I was abuck 30 back then. They told me I was hollern at a chick and just randomly grabbed her titties lol. She slapped me and I yelled fuck u bitch. They said I passed out in the car. My homie drive home at 4 in the morning and couldn't wake me up. Said I fell in the yard and had leaves and cats all on me. I lost my jewelry too. I bet one of those cats got it lol. He had to wake his parents up to carry me in the house. All I remember is waking up on they couch with the trash can by me. I missed drill and everything. His parents joke and laugh bout that shit to this day talking bout they shoulda recorded me. Good times
grateful that YouTube/smartphones were barely a thing when I was teenager and most of college
BobOblah;c-9572661 said:aneed123;c-9572251 said:Took bout 10 shots of Paul with my friends when I first started drinking trying to flex like I could hang. I was abuck 30 back then. They told me I was hollern at a chick and just randomly grabbed her titties lol. She slapped me and I yelled fuck u bitch. They said I passed out in the car. My homie drive home at 4 in the morning and couldn't wake me up. Said I fell in the yard and had leaves and cats all on me. I lost my jewelry too. I bet one of those cats got it lol. He had to wake his parents up to carry me in the house. All I remember is waking up on they couch with the trash can by me. I missed drill and everything. His parents joke and laugh bout that shit to this day talking bout they shoulda recorded me. Good times
grateful that YouTube/smartphones were barely a thing when I was teenager and most of college
Who u telling lol ...
AggieLean.
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About 6 of us drove down to Charlotte one night from school and packed into this cheap hotel room. My nigga and 4 other girls. I remember this was the night peach ciroc first came to the Carolinas and they was having something at the club where peach ciroc shots were only $3 a night. Problem was I was broke as shit, but one of the girls we came with was really feeling me and told me she got me. She shouldn't have told me that cause she didnt know I could drank some liquor. She had to have bought me at the very least 10 shots and she got her a few. I was lit up like a Christmas tree. We in that club, I'm feeling all on her and pulling up her skirt and shit. I just knew I was going to be up in her later on that night. Wrong, and that's all I remember after that. She told me that while we was dancing I told everyone I had to go to the restroom and I'd be back. I was gone for about an hour before my boy came to look for me. Said I was in the closed off area, found somewhere to sit and was slumped with my head down. We ended up leaving and I missed out on lil mamas drawls that night. Was too drunk smh
Will Munny
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Not to be a buzz kill, but I'm really glad I don't drink like this anymore. I'm not straight sober, cause I do drink on occasion, but I think my hard partying days are behind me.
I could go on and on in this thread about the dumbass shit I've done when I was drunk.
To reminisce back to my early days of drinking, we were all drinking on a public access on a lake, what we called "an access party". I was driving the old family minivan at the time. Everyone had passed out, so I took all the lawn chairs from around the now smoldering camp fire, lined them up, and ran all them sons of bitches over with my parents minivan hahaahhhahhah
I could go on and on in this thread about the dumbass shit I've done when I was drunk.
To reminisce back to my early days of drinking, we were all drinking on a public access on a lake, what we called "an access party". I was driving the old family minivan at the time. Everyone had passed out, so I took all the lawn chairs from around the now smoldering camp fire, lined them up, and ran all them sons of bitches over with my parents minivan hahaahhhahhah
