jellybean84
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My titties is looking right...I turn my own self on...Why do I need a man???
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DatNiggaB1
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Been fucked since friday night, tonight suppossed to be at a poker game which will end up in more drink, weed and cocaine. Jus don't think I can make it.........I unno, I'ma give it a try.......but right now it feels like more trouble than it's worth.
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dalyricalbandit
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Ducky;2146149 said:
[video=youtube;8BXK_PwQyII]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BXK_PwQyII&feature=related[/video]this nigga a g
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DatNiggaB1
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Random track 4 u man & girls
[video=youtube;2zcg6OQzLIU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zcg6OQzLIU[/video]
[video=youtube;2zcg6OQzLIU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zcg6OQzLIU[/video]
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hmmm, no one showed up to a scheduled group meeting.
Texted the group leader 1hr and a half before to make sure it was still on, and he said yeah.
I show up and work on some other stuff while I'm waiting, 30min pass and I hit him up again, no response.
Wasted my time, guess that is an L. Well, I didn't really waste my time, I was working on homework the entire time I was waiting.
Texted the group leader 1hr and a half before to make sure it was still on, and he said yeah.
I show up and work on some other stuff while I'm waiting, 30min pass and I hit him up again, no response.
Wasted my time, guess that is an L. Well, I didn't really waste my time, I was working on homework the entire time I was waiting.
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fiat_money
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There's been a shortage in good quality gore recently.
And I find it hilarious that the Taliban are still fucking with that autotune.
And I find it hilarious that the Taliban are still fucking with that autotune.
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fiat_money
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The mass would have to go somewhere. Putting the gas under such pressure would be a bad idea as well.
Now if the shrinking somehow reduced the space in between the subatomic particles of the car's atoms; there'd be more problems, probably an intense release of energy from nuclear fission or something.
And, of course, the expansion would be equally dangerous.
Now if the shrinking somehow reduced the space in between the subatomic particles of the car's atoms; there'd be more problems, probably an intense release of energy from nuclear fission or something.
And, of course, the expansion would be equally dangerous.
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Iheart~Cali
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kat2180;2150703 said:I wish I was laying in bed with my boo right now..
Me too.....
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Colin$mackabi$h
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Iheart~Cali;2151032 said:Me too.....
but im right here dont be sad
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Mr. Terrific
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kat2180;2150703 said:I wish I was laying in bed with my boo right now..
i read this ^^^
then I read the response VVVVV
Iheart~Cali;2151032 said:Me too.....
then I thought," what if it was subliminal lesby post? Not only does Cali have Jungle Fever(circa '91) but lezzy J.F. at that." Now I'm thinking " Naw, it's late and I have to poo. I wonder if this will be quoted?"
**** goes to poo and shower!
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fiat_money
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It would be great for fucking with people and stealing shit.kai_valya;2151070 said:
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DatNiggaB1
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Randomly thought I'd be shareful with this pic
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DatNiggaB1
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THE MAN LAWS
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstancesa) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss's car.(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other guy watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, limegreen, orange or sky blue..
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox360. End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.. Ever.
27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?
''BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Wife squarely on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'I hope this clears up any confusion,
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances
a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss's car.(d) When she is using her teeth.3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other guy watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, limegreen, orange or sky blue..
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox360. End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.. Ever.
27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?
''BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Wife squarely on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'I hope this clears up any confusion,
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DatNiggaB1
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chicitylepio;2157505 said:
Why tell us all that tho........you do dat that everytime, I changed the format to make it easier for those that are challenged at life.
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jellybean84
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cs would chi said
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Idiopathic Joker
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Homer Simpson's Greatest Hits:
"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze"
"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze"
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jellybean84
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I got someone on my mind.....
In other news Charlie winning out chea'
In other news Charlie winning out chea'
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fiat_money
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LOL @ Christopher Earl Glass and Christopher Earl Glass Jr.
Baby stabbings are probably the most hilarious form of stabbing.
Baby stabbings are probably the most hilarious form of stabbing.
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