The Random Facts Thread

[Lou Cypher]

 

[HundredEyes]

I got 2 posted up here in my house, havent whiped my azz in years lmao

here in asia, we aint about that whiping shit, water cleanses my bros.

 

[HundredEyes]

mannnn

most of this ww1/2 anekdotes got ducktales written all over em.

or when are they gonna let it be known that folk(especially nazis/waffen ss) were drilled up with hard drugs like Speed and other 'supplements'?

 

[BarryHalls]

I got 2 posted up here in my house, havent whiped my azz in years lmao

here in asia, we aint about that whiping shit, water cleanses my bros.

Wait...so u pulling up yo pants with a wet azz crack? I don't see any blow dryer attached to that shit. I wouldn't want anything blowing up there anyways. I'll stick to baby wipes.

 

[HundredEyes]

I got 2 posted up here in my house, havent whiped my azz in years lmao

here in asia, we aint about that whiping shit, water cleanses my bros.

Wait...so u pulling up yo pants with a wet azz crack? I don't see any blow dryer attached to that shit. I wouldn't want anything blowing up there anyways. I'll stick to baby wipes.

I was a heathen like you once...all in disbelieve...shaking my head at these east asians toilet dogma...

but repent my brother, try it, once youve seen the light and experienced the glory of a Japanese toilet, your azz aint going back (nofuckinghomo).

toilet is so damn sophisticated, you wont believe it fam.

 

[nawledge_god]

I got 2 posted up here in my house, havent whiped my azz in years lmao

here in asia, we aint about that whiping shit, water cleanses my bros.

Wait...so u pulling up yo pants with a wet azz crack? I don't see any blow dryer attached to that shit. I wouldn't want anything blowing up there anyways. I'll stick to baby wipes.

I was a heathen like you once...all in disbelieve...shaking my head at these east asians toilet dogma...

but repent my brother, try it, once youve seen the light and experienced the glory of a Japanese toilet, your azz aint going back (nofuckinghomo).

toilet is so damn sophisticated, you wont believe it fam.

 

[Splackavelli]

i think this guy just didn't like asians.

 

[Young Gunner]

Franz did get killed in the most random way possible though
http://www.cracked.com/article_17298_6-random-coincidences-that-created-modern-world.html

 

[Lou Cypher]

 

[Lou Cypher]

 

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[Lou Cypher]

 

[(ob)Scene]

Dog was probably the reason he got hit in the first place. Knew he fucked up and had to compensate big time.

 

[huey]

i think this is the dude who was tryna get the world record for fastest amputation

 

[Parallel]

1,500,000,000/17 = 88,235,294.11 rounds per hour

88,235,294.11/60 = 1,470,588.24 rounds per minute

1,470,588.24/60 = 24,509.80 rounds per second

So either somebody is cheating or you're full of shit Lou.

 

[Rubato Garcia]

1,500,000,000/17 = 88,235,294.11 rounds per hour

88,235,294.11/60 = 1,470,588.24 rounds per minute

1,470,588.24/60 = 24,509.80 rounds per second

So either somebody is cheating or you're full of shit Lou.

What's wrong with 24,000 rounds per second? I assume they mean everybody playing COD worldwide

 

[Lou Cypher]

1,500,000,000/17 = 88,235,294.11 rounds per hour

88,235,294.11/60 = 1,470,588.24 rounds per minute

1,470,588.24/60 = 24,509.80 rounds per second

So either somebody is cheating or you're full of shit Lou.

All COD lobbies? Zombies? different games, and all consoles? 24.5k a sec sounds like too low of a number tbh.