The Playas Lounge 2.0

[Inglewood_Fatty]

I'm convinced most the bitches on Bumble are retarded. They always put in their profile to "just send a message" or "ask me"....BITCH you do know YOU have to message me first before I can say anything to you, right? Then the bitches let the time expire smh

I matched with so many women and they still wouldn't message me smh. Idiots

Its just not natural for women to make the first move

Shit that's what the whole app is about. It tells you when you sign up the woman has to make the first move. You can't miss it lol

 

[gucci7383]

She'll let you fuck first night for sure

He better aim for the ass.

You know she popping them baby's out like Keke Wyatt

 

[texas409]

These hoes think they slick lol

 

[Trollio]

These hoes think they slick lol

Tell her to send nudes, suck yo dick from the back, and have yo to go plate on the stove.

Then maybe we will start a gofundme for this hoe

 

[texas409]

Man I couldn't see myself paying a random broads bills man I don't see how dudes do it

 

[banginscrew901]

These hoes think they slick lol

Anytime a chick hit me with this ill be like I just paid rent or car note. And hell if she was a jump off I'm like ask your dude

 

[banginscrew901]

One chick told me while we were on the phone that it was getting cut off tomorrow I was like ohhh damn for real how much is it she say 350 I said aight well if it get cut off call me when you get it back on so I know you straight. She said huh???? She called a week later saying I wasn't shit and asked if I waned to fuck

 

[ThiefNDaNight]

These hoes think they slick lol

Anytime a chick hit me with this ill be like I just paid rent or car note. And hell if she was a jump off I'm like ask your dude

If she think you are a sucker she will lick you. I Had to learn this the hard way.

 

[ineedpussy]

These hoes think they slick lol

i know i aint no player but these moco bitches be trying to hit me with that shit. luckily ive been to broke to oblige or i would of been burnt.

 

[silverfoxx]

Met one chick a while back on POF that ask me the second day I knew her if I can get the new iPhone for her...

"That new iPhone is really nice"

Word it is

"So you gonna get it for me?"

YEET

"What?"

I blocked her after. They be bold AF lol.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

These hoes think they slick lol

Never fails

Anytime they start tellin a financial sob story...they've gone to other folks...talk about their job (or not having one)...their bd not paying...brace yourself for the

"Do you think you can loan me a couple of dollars?...hefa plz...I promise I'll pay you back...no you won't...I just need to pay *insert bill* and I'll be straight...no she won't cuz be in the same predicament next month

Type of convo.

 

[banginscrew901]

I think some not all chicks think they talking to a sucker and take kindness for weakness. Or being nice, cordial or respectful and think you/we being soft.

 

[mrtdb]

This nigga Riley is my spirit animal

 

[mrtdb]

These hoes think they slick lol

damn my nigga ruthless. Hit her with the "damn so you need help" knowing damn well he not bout to give shit...LOL..YEEEEETTT. the hoe equivalent of tying a piece of string to a dollar bill, laying it on the street, and tugging it slightly whenever someone tries to grab it. LOLOLOLOLOL

Even I have the decency to pretend I ain't see that shit and talk about Kyrie and Lebron

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Keep the convo going bruh! Front like u can send her western union lol

 

[Max.]

Pof is where all my work is

I got 2 pages for bitches 18-30 n 30-47

Tinder dry

Bumble once n a while

Okc cry

 

[MallyG]

This is a double entendre lIke a muhfucka....

She tell him she got the herp derp... a USHER (of all people) gif is used unintentionally. lololololol

Ain't been in here in hot minute but I knew something crazy transpired when I saw "280 new".... U nikkas are hilarious b!

 

[MallyG]

Oh yeah @TheBoyRo....

God watched over/protected you by letting u Madden L2 juke out the way of some life changing shit.

Now u tryna test Jesus' gangsta by waiting out an F5 hurricane..... Count ya blessings mayne! IJS

#ICcares

 

[Trillfate]

This is a double entendre lIke a muhfucka....

She tell him she got the herp derp... a USHER (of all people) gif is used unintentionally. lololololol

Ain't been in here in hot minute but I knew something crazy transpired when I saw "280 new".... U nikkas are hilarious b!

What? Bruh i got bars!

 

[TheBoyRo]

The lord blessed me! After that incident with the young lady I survived hurricane Irma!! Lost power most of yesterday but got it back last night! U gotta believe!!!