The Playas Lounge 2.0

[JonnyRoccIT]

Real Shit.....if ya'll know his Music, Make a Playlist of Terrace Martin .

PERFECT Music brah .

 

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

Shoutout to the scumbags...........yall niggaz makin me have flashbacks from my single days especially when i was in the ATL

But imma drop this true story about meetin one of these bitches online,and the bitch tried to MAKE me live with her

Iight this the story.......................

2002.....a nigga 17 and my nigga meet some hoes off of blackplanet, i have no idea the nigga even doin it,but he call me over like I got 2 chicks at the house........and every nigga kno that call

I get there its 2 white bitches....the one that came for him was a str9 up catfish...bitch was built like a stand-up forklift named Heather....but her friend was a fine ass 5'4 long blonde curly hair with hazel eyes becky.we talk and she give me the number,im clownin my nigga about his bitch,as soon as these hoes leave 5 mins later she call(sign #1)she telling me how if my dawg brother wasnt in the back she wouldve sucked my dick and all that,im like iight this weekend come chill by my house before the 4th of july

now my bday a lil after the 4th...and she explain that I can come chill by her house in Houma(Louisiana niggaz know thats in the middle of nowhere)for a few days and she will bring me back home for the 4th.

So this bitch show up on the 2nd,early as fuck at my house....so she like she got me on anything I want....food,clothes or whateva,in my head im like im bout to impregnate her tonsils,get me some clothes out this hoe and bounce back to the N.O. neva to be heard from again.......nigga that was a huge mistake

I get there to her house,u know how u see on tv when they have them canals with all them shrimping boats in it,this hoe live right across the street from that shyt,str8 bubba gump status,then i get in the house she not only lives with GRANDMA and sister....this bitch has a 3 MONTH OLD BABY.now I aint the one to be rude to innocent kids,but bitch I aint the daddy so im not gone play daddy for some ass....she askin me to hol the baby and im str8 tellin her nah dont need you or anybody thinkin im tryna be in this child life.that night i get head a few times,and then this hoe hit me with her sister wanna fuck and that they wanna see who got the best P.A.M.

so fast forward to the 4th....they tellin me they gone take me to this spot everybody from they town go to.....now yall kno niggaz if that shyt poppin at 8 we aint showin up til 10 or 11...well these hoes wake up at 8am and we out there at 9,not a fuckin soul is out there,I dont kno where the hell im at but im fuckin stuck,hoe tryna parade me around like im her dude,but again im telin niggaz nah she aint my chick.......come to find out them hoes is basically them country nigga smuts....but I aint trippin cuz I got what I wanted and later on that night ill be back home.later that night im like ok bring me home...this hoe like they aint got no gas but in the morning she will bring me home

next day the 5th...tell this hoe bring me home...she stallin talkin bout her grandman aint gonna let her drive back to new orleans,I go to use the phone to call someone to pick me up and these bitches DID NOT HAVE A HOUSE PHONE...not panicking i peep game and tell her let me use the cpu,i hit my dawg thru AOL like nigga when I find this address go to my house and get my car and come get me nigga

the 6th....I wake up to this arguing with her grandma.......her grandma like bring that boy home he dont wanna be here...I actually here this bitch sayin he like it here he aint thinkin bout goin home(true fuckin story)I get up and walk to the kitchen and like yeah im ready to go home,grandma like take that damn car and bring him home...and for the rest of that day that hoe stalled makin every excuse til grandma was like she was willin to drive me to the greyhound and cop a ticket

the 7th...this bitch finally gets it......we headed back and she beggin and pleadin for me to come in my car to come see her next time....im like yeah yeah knowin once I get near Kenner I can jump out this car and catch the bus home if need be...man when that bitch dropped me off by my boy I went in his house that nigga laughin like bruh we was bout to come get u we thought that hoe had kidnapped u

Moral to the story dont go sleepin by these internet bitches house...especially those way out in the fuckin woods..i learned this at 17 chasin some pussy

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

L...O...L!!!!

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Y

Shoutout to the scumbags...........yall niggaz makin me have flashbacks from my single days especially when i was in the ATL

But imma drop this true story about meetin one of these bitches online,and the bitch tried to MAKE me live with her

Moral to the story dont go sleepin by these internet bitches house...especially those way out in the fuckin woods..i learned this at 17 chasin some pussy

Didn't want to quote the entire post, but LOLether

 

[Stew]

Lmao I wouldve been scared dena bitch out in the woods. Theres been multiple times, Im drunk as fuck after a one nighter debating If I should stay at the bitches house or test it going home, fuck this im out.

 

[Thereal_ba]

Lmao

 

[Stew]

Stew ain't Slick.......That's that Okedoke nigga .

Bet he show up at her Door like this:

. . . Surprise Bitch .

 

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

Stew ain't Slick.......That's that Okedoke nigga .

Bet he show up at her Door like this:

. . . Surprise Bitch .

I try to tell niggaz be brutally honest with these hoes...fuck the shyt outta them...and no matter what u do...#SCUMBAG an all and these bitches will worship the ground u walk on as evident by what @stew posted

 

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

Shoutout to the scumbags...........yall niggaz makin me have flashbacks from my single days especially when i was in the ATL

But imma drop this true story about meetin one of these bitches online,and the bitch tried to MAKE me live with her

Iight this the story.......................

2002.....a nigga 17 and my nigga meet some hoes off of blackplanet, i have no idea the nigga even doin it,but he call me over like I got 2 chicks at the house........and every nigga kno that call

I get there its 2 white bitches....the one that came for him was a str9 up catfish...bitch was built like a stand-up forklift named Heather....but her friend was a fine ass 5'4 long blonde curly hair with hazel eyes becky.we talk and she give me the number,im clownin my nigga about his bitch,as soon as these hoes leave 5 mins later she call(sign #1)she telling me how if my dawg brother wasnt in the back she wouldve sucked my dick and all that,im like iight this weekend come chill by my house before the 4th of july

now my bday a lil after the 4th...and she explain that I can come chill by her house in Houma(Louisiana niggaz know thats in the middle of nowhere)for a few days and she will bring me back home for the 4th.

So this bitch show up on the 2nd,early as fuck at my house....so she like she got me on anything I want....food,clothes or whateva,in my head im like im bout to impregnate her tonsils,get me some clothes out this hoe and bounce back to the N.O. neva to be heard from again.......nigga that was a huge mistake

I get there to her house,u know how u see on tv when they have them canals with all them shrimping boats in it,this hoe live right across the street from that shyt,str8 bubba gump status,then i get in the house she not only lives with GRANDMA and sister....this bitch has a 3 MONTH OLD BABY.now I aint the one to be rude to innocent kids,but bitch I aint the daddy so im not gone play daddy for some ass....she askin me to hol the baby and im str8 tellin her nah dont need you or anybody thinkin im tryna be in this child life.that night i get head a few times,and then this hoe hit me with her sister wanna fuck and that they wanna see who got the best P.A.M.

so fast forward to the 4th....they tellin me they gone take me to this spot everybody from they town go to.....now yall kno niggaz if that shyt poppin at 8 we aint showin up til 10 or 11...well these hoes wake up at 8am and we out there at 9,not a fuckin soul is out there,I dont kno where the hell im at but im fuckin stuck,hoe tryna parade me around like im her dude,but again im telin niggaz nah she aint my chick.......come to find out them hoes is basically them country nigga smuts....but I aint trippin cuz I got what I wanted and later on that night ill be back home.later that night im like ok bring me home...this hoe like they aint got no gas but in the morning she will bring me home

next day the 5th...tell this hoe bring me home...she stallin talkin bout her grandman aint gonna let her drive back to new orleans,I go to use the phone to call someone to pick me up and these bitches DID NOT HAVE A HOUSE PHONE...not panicking i peep game and tell her let me use the cpu,i hit my dawg thru AOL like nigga when I find this address go to my house and get my car and come get me nigga

the 6th....I wake up to this arguing with her grandma.......her grandma like bring that boy home he dont wanna be here...I actually here this bitch sayin he like it here he aint thinkin bout goin home(true fuckin story)I get up and walk to the kitchen and like yeah im ready to go home,grandma like take that damn car and bring him home...and for the rest of that day that hoe stalled makin every excuse til grandma was like she was willin to drive me to the greyhound and cop a ticket

the 7th...this bitch finally gets it......we headed back and she beggin and pleadin for me to come in my car to come see her next time....im like yeah yeah knowin once I get near Kenner I can jump out this car and catch the bus home if need be...man when that bitch dropped me off by my boy I went in his house that nigga laughin like bruh we was bout to come get u we thought that hoe had kidnapped u

Moral to the story dont go sleepin by these internet bitches house...especially those way out in the fuckin woods..i learned this at 17 chasin some pussy

I'm in tears reading this kidnap story LMAO. WTF kinda "steal a nigga" shit these hoes pull on you hahahahah dead

Bruh....aint i couldnt just wild out...a nigga in a house with 3 white women and a baby...I had to play it cool

 

[iron man1]

Scumbag Stew man lol

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Never have I ever stayed at a one night broads house. Lol

 

[Negro_Caesar]

Never have I ever stayed at a one night broads house. Lol

Shit ive done it countless times. Get some 8 pm pussy

Some midnightpussy

Some 7 am head and breakfast

Go home

 

[Knock_Twice]

The nigga said Bubba gump

fucking crying LMAO..

I can see that shit too

Homua smh..my nigga..I aint never been there just off the strength of the 'name' LMAO

 

[Max.]

 

[tha fury]

What happened with the shorty from your job @Turfaholic?

 

[black caesar]

Shoutout to the scumbags...........yall niggaz makin me have flashbacks from my single days especially when i was in the ATL

But imma drop this true story about meetin one of these bitches online,and the bitch tried to MAKE me live with her

Iight this the story.......................

2002.....a nigga 17 and my nigga meet some hoes off of blackplanet, i have no idea the nigga even doin it,but he call me over like I got 2 chicks at the house........and every nigga kno that call

I get there its 2 white bitches....the one that came for him was a str9 up catfish...bitch was built like a stand-up forklift named Heather....but her friend was a fine ass 5'4 long blonde curly hair with hazel eyes becky.we talk and she give me the number,im clownin my nigga about his bitch,as soon as these hoes leave 5 mins later she call(sign #1)she telling me how if my dawg brother wasnt in the back she wouldve sucked my dick and all that,im like iight this weekend come chill by my house before the 4th of july

now my bday a lil after the 4th...and she explain that I can come chill by her house in Houma(Louisiana niggaz know thats in the middle of nowhere)for a few days and she will bring me back home for the 4th.

So this bitch show up on the 2nd,early as fuck at my house....so she like she got me on anything I want....food,clothes or whateva,in my head im like im bout to impregnate her tonsils,get me some clothes out this hoe and bounce back to the N.O. neva to be heard from again.......nigga that was a huge mistake

I get there to her house,u know how u see on tv when they have them canals with all them shrimping boats in it,this hoe live right across the street from that shyt,str8 bubba gump status,then i get in the house she not only lives with GRANDMA and sister....this bitch has a 3 MONTH OLD BABY.now I aint the one to be rude to innocent kids,but bitch I aint the daddy so im not gone play daddy for some ass....she askin me to hol the baby and im str8 tellin her nah dont need you or anybody thinkin im tryna be in this child life.that night i get head a few times,and then this hoe hit me with her sister wanna fuck and that they wanna see who got the best P.A.M.

so fast forward to the 4th....they tellin me they gone take me to this spot everybody from they town go to.....now yall kno niggaz if that shyt poppin at 8 we aint showin up til 10 or 11...well these hoes wake up at 8am and we out there at 9,not a fuckin soul is out there,I dont kno where the hell im at but im fuckin stuck,hoe tryna parade me around like im her dude,but again im telin niggaz nah she aint my chick.......come to find out them hoes is basically them country nigga smuts....but I aint trippin cuz I got what I wanted and later on that night ill be back home.later that night im like ok bring me home...this hoe like they aint got no gas but in the morning she will bring me home

next day the 5th...tell this hoe bring me home...she stallin talkin bout her grandman aint gonna let her drive back to new orleans,I go to use the phone to call someone to pick me up and these bitches DID NOT HAVE A HOUSE PHONE...not panicking i peep game and tell her let me use the cpu,i hit my dawg thru AOL like nigga when I find this address go to my house and get my car and come get me nigga

the 6th....I wake up to this arguing with her grandma.......her grandma like bring that boy home he dont wanna be here...I actually here this bitch sayin he like it here he aint thinkin bout goin home(true fuckin story)I get up and walk to the kitchen and like yeah im ready to go home,grandma like take that damn car and bring him home...and for the rest of that day that hoe stalled makin every excuse til grandma was like she was willin to drive me to the greyhound and cop a ticket

the 7th...this bitch finally gets it......we headed back and she beggin and pleadin for me to come in my car to come see her next time....im like yeah yeah knowin once I get near Kenner I can jump out this car and catch the bus home if need be...man when that bitch dropped me off by my boy I went in his house that nigga laughin like bruh we was bout to come get u we thought that hoe had kidnapped u

Moral to the story dont go sleepin by these internet bitches house...especially those way out in the fuckin woods..i learned this at 17 chasin some pussy

This shit Sounds like a deleted scene from deliverance.

You should had fucked your boy up though

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

GetMoney just earned Playas Lounge Story of the Week.

 

[texas409]

Scummy ass niggas lol

 

[Stew]

No no nope

I swear to God @Stew is as cooold as ice what the fuck LOLOLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yooooooooo real shit when Judgement Day comes I aint eem worried Stew gon die for our sins man LOLOLOLOLOLOL Nigga you getting a first class ticket straight to hell, the devil got a chair wit cho name on it and all that shit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

For the love of God let me have 4 sons and call it a DAY.

This is my little toy. I'm gonna break her little heart eventually then get my 1st class ticket to hell.

I'm prepared my nigga @Sion. I got on my gasoline boots #:-S

 

[Turfaholic]

I've been stood up fellas. She gon be mad as fuck when I show up to work in this new fir

What happened with the shorty from your job @Turfaholic?

Shit was real.

We woke up and went to work. Ima keep last night for me and her lol. But we goin out again tomorrow night. I'll be a lil more laid back with the second date and make it IC friendly.