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[Young_Chitlin]

Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Sex Organ After Failing to Find Love

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By: Neetzan Zimmerman

A desperately lonely man who was unable to find a girlfriend decided he had no more use for his penis — and proceeded to cut it off.

Yang Hu, 26, from the eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang, had been battling depression over his inability to find love when he made the decision to slice off his manhood this past Sunday night after work.

Friends of Yang said the long hours he had been putting in at a local clothing factory convinced the man he would never find the time to meet a woman.

Hoping to curb his desire for a partner and believing his penis to be useless, Yang made the fateful truncation, only to quickly regret it.

He reportedly grabbed his bicycle and rode to a nearby hospital, but soon realized he had left his missing member at home.

He cycled back to retrieve it, but by the time he returned to the hospital it was too late.

Yang's friends blamed the hospital for literally adding insult to injury by failing to send an ambulance to collect Yang's personal belongings in lieu of telling him to go ride a bike.

"Natural" Diet Supplements Full of All Types of Crazy Speed

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By: Hamilton Nolan

If there's anything Americans enjoy almost as much as gobbling fried foods topped with Cheez, it's gobbling menacingly-named "diet supplements" in a desperate attempt to lose weight. Today, more evidence that Who Knows What The Hell Is Even In That Crap?

In what has become a regularly recurring story, USA Today reports that the FDA went and tested 21 of those "all natural" diet supplements in a real live science lab, and discovered that nine of the 21 contained beta-methylphenethylamine, a "'non-natural' amphetamine-like compound." Supplement companies say it is natural, because it comes from a plant called Acacia rigidula, but the FDA disputes that.

The data indicates that "all natural" products such as Fastin-XR, Stimerex, Lipodrene Hardcore, and Dexaprine XR may be adulterated with amphetamines. But they sounded so natural! What next? Will we find out that crystal meth is not an all natural substance, as well?

Stick with NO-Xplode, kids. Or just, you know, run around the block.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Cancer Patient Banned from Daughter's School Due to Her "Smell"

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By: LACEY DONOHUE

An Albuquerque mother says her daughter's elementary school principal banned her from school grounds for the way she smells. Kerri Mascareno was diagnosed with Stage 4 breast cancer in August, and while she's undergoing chemotherapy to shrink her tumor, she's also struggling with the administration at Tierra Antigua Elementary.

According to Mascareno, the school's principal, Robert Abney, told her last week that she could no longer visit the school:

"He just said he knows this is going to hurt my feelings and he understands where I'm coming from because his mother had breast cancer and she had the same exact smell and I can no longer be in the school and that with me being in the school that I made his employees ill," she said.

She claims that when she moved outside, the principal went to his window and told her to move farther away. "He just said that he would have to ask me to sit in my car because he could smell me through the window," Mascareno said.

According to KOB4, Abney refused to answer questions Wednesday and directed all questions to the school district's spokespeople. But Mascareno showed the local news an email from Abney telling her she would be allowed to go to the school's upcoming Thanksgiving lunch if she and her daughter sat in Abney's office instead of the cafeteria. After reporters questioned the principal, Mascareno received a Wednesday evening phone call saying she could eat in the cafeteria.

But the Thanksgiving lunch was held on Thursday and Mascareno decided not to attend, instead choosing to spend the day at home with her daughter Lynsey. "It's precious," Mascareno said. "Every little time is precious being with them."

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Lawmaker Wants Library to Lose Funding for Teaching 'Mexicans' English

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By: Neetzan Zimmerman

Residents of Louisiana's Lafourche Parish will vote this Saturday on a controversial ballot proposal to use money currently financing the local library system in order to construct a brand new $25 million jail. Lafourche Parish Council members support the measure, which will see the library lose $800,000 out of its $6.4 million budget every year for the next 30 years, but no local lawmaker is more supportive than Parish Council Chair Lindel Toups. Speaking with the Tri-Parish Times, Toups insisted that the library has "too much money," and the so-called "jail tax" proposal allows for the funding of a 540-bed jail without raising taxes on parish citizens.

But for Toups, defunding the library is a necessary measure, irrespective of the rededication of funds. "They’re teaching Mexicans how to speak English," he said, referring to one library's Hispanic-language section, Biblioteca Hispana. "Let that son of a bitch go back to Mexico." "Mexicans" are the only ones "abusing" the system, per Toups. "There’s just so many things they’re doing that I don’t agree with," he said. "Them junkies and hippies and food stamps (recipients) and all, they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps (on the Internet). I see them do it.” According to the parish's "jail consultant," Mike LeBlanc of MWL Architects, the new jail is necessary in order to alleviate the overcrowding in the current jail, which is in a very poor state and is housing 145 inmates more than the 100 it was built to accommodate.

But Toups has what some might consider a conflict of interest in wanting to see a bigger, better jail built near the site of the old one. Toups' son and grandson were both incarcerated following a 2009 arrest on meth and other drug related charges. Library officials say the diversion of funds will severely impact the services provided by the system as cuts are made and the budget deficit balloons. A fact sheet released by the Lafourche Parish Public Library notes that some 43% percent of households in Lafourche Parish are not currently hooked up to the Internet and rely on the library for free Internet access.

Additionally, some 52% of all parish households are library card holders. "If you take $800,000 away from our budget every year for 30 years, that's $24 million," library system director Laura Sanders told WVUE. "We will have to make cuts."

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

NOTHING MORE ,NOTHING LESS

SHOUT OUT TO @young_chitlin !!!

 

[OmegaConflict]

Lol I ain't reading NONE of this shit. Horrible idea

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Brooklyn Hospital Falsely Told People They Were HIV-Positive

By: Gabrielle Bluestone

According to a new whistleblower lawsuit, lab technicians at the Kings County Hospital Center have repeatedly incorrectly told healthy people that they were HIV-positive and told some people who had tested positive for Hepatitis C that they were healthy.

And, according to the suit, another patient may have died due to the hospital's failure to report his blood-level changes.

The whistleblower, 51-year-old Lilli Hutchison, has worked in the lab for 23 years and apparently began trying to report the problems as far back as 2002.

Instead of addressing the issues, however, Hutchison says she was retaliated against; supervisors were rude, she was denied training, she was assaulted, she was transferred to other departments, and denied promotions, even though the hospital desperately needed lab technicians.

In 2011, Hutchison notified the Department of Health, which investigated and substantiated her claims.

The hospital received multiple violations, and Hutchison says that in retaliation, her superiors accused her of workplace violations and suspended her for several days.

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Anally on Pedo Teacher

 

[Young_Chitlin]

America: We're Fucking Poor, and We're Fucking Scared

By: ADAM WEINSTEIN on GAWKER

The Washington Post has done a poll that shows lower-income workers are terrified they will lose their awful jobs. Then it interviewed one of those workers, who commutes three hours a day for $5.25 an hour:

"I can't save money," he said recently, "to buy the things I need to live as a human being."

Happy Thanksgiving, America. Try not to think about the "unprecedented economic anxiety" that we're suffering [emphasis added]:

More than six in 10 workers in a recent Washington Post-Miller Center poll worry that they will lose their jobs to the economy, surpassing concerns in more than a dozen surveys dating to the 1970s. Nearly one in three, 32 percent, say they worry "a lot" about losing their jobs, also a record high...

Are you one of the perpetually vocationally insecure? It's far more acute among workers who make less than $35,000: A majority of those low-earners seriously fear for their jobs, which is 46 percent more than were worried in similar polls during recessions in 1992 and 1975. Higher earners are more insecure than they used to be, too. Just less so than the poorer.

What does it mean to "lose a job to the economy," exactly? It sounds like a natural mechanism, as if the laws of science ordain it: action, reaction. Interest rates move this way, earnings move that, and the shifting between them sheds jobs, like the earth sighing out hot liquid rock when tectonic plates bump.

But the economy doesn't fire anyone; executive boards and operations officers and middle managers do—people who either are under orders to lay off company-building paycheck-earners for "the good of the company," or are members of the elite cadre that gets to define "the good of the company," usually in terms that ensure not economic survival or long-term growth, but maximized shareholder value.

Somehow, along the way, America's poorest, hardest-working, least-secure citizens accepted this elision: Their jobs are endangered not by the avarice of the management or investors who exploited them in the first place, but by periodic indigestion in the mysterious guts of this cosmic clock known as The Economy. This economy, man. It's the economy, stupid. Can't anyone fix this economy?

But don't you see? It's already been fixed. Just not for you. Enjoy your green bean casserole and pumpkin spoon bread. Maybe invite some other poors over for a taste

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Meanwhile at UPS Oklahoma... Driver Has Sex with Hooker in Truck, Hooker Posts Photos Online

By: Neetzan Zimmerman

A UPS driver who decided to spend his lunch break having sex with a prostitute in the back of his delivery truck will probably regret his decision — once the company tracks him down, that is.

Photos of the afternoon delight surfaced online this week after they were uploaded to the Escort Client Community Information Exchange by the hooker herself as part of a promotion for her members-only website.

"Look at my naughty time from yesterday," wrote the woman, who identified herself as "happiness consultant" Mary Ann.

JohnTV.com, a website devoted to "exposing prostitution" in Oklahoma City, says it believes it has identified the woman behind the special delivery as one Tiffany Fay Hawkins, a local prostitute better known by her stage name, Tiffany Cums.

"She was touting much more explicit photos of this encounter on a version of her web site that is locked away and it's only for members," JohnTV founder Brian Bates (real name) told News On 6.

A UPS rep who spoke with the news station said the incident would be "fully investigated" and the driver will likely be terminated.

Incidentally, in her online profile, Cums says she's a "sweet & sassy Okie MILF" who is "very easy going" and "discreet."

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Dieting Relative You Hate

By: Doug Barry

There is now, thanks to the dual triumph of American gluttony AND ingenuity, a scented candle that, when set aflame, gives off the sweet, crispy aroma of fried chicken. The hapless victims of your gifting laziness at least deserve a candle that will start a few awkward conversations and trick them into thinking there's a raging grease fire in their kitchen.

At some point in your life, you'll probably buy someone a candle. Or think about buying someone a candle. You don't think you will, but shit happens and before you realize it, you're 35-years-old and standing in front of the Yankee Candle Collection at Bed Bath & Beyond five minutes past closing time on Christmas Eve, pretending you don't see the employee trying to politely shuffle you out the door while you decide between a vanilla candle and a toasted vanilla candle and weep silently into your palm.

If you're going to become a candle gifter, then you owe it to yourself to become an insane candle gifter, seeking out only the most exotic scents so that the friends and relatives who receive your candle largesse don't immediately dismiss the cylinder of wax you gave them as something stinky that will drip everywhere and maybe burn down their home if they don't pay attention. You want those candle recipients to say, "Wow, I've never heard of a Tadpole Jamrocket candle before," and then regard you warily from across the room.

The fried chicken candle from the company Kentucky for Kentucky is a limited-edition product for people who want to drive dieting relatives crazy — it gives off a smell of frying chicken thanks to the candle alchemy of Kathy Werking, who fried chicken in soy wax and added some "family secrets" (bits of people, no doubt) to achieve that real fried chicken smell.

 

[GettinLo]

You should change the thread title to "NEWS YOU CAN'T USE"

 

[Young_Chitlin]

You should change the thread title to "NEWS YOU CAN'T USE"

I just post, nothing more and nothing less

 

[Young_Chitlin]

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Divorced husband, 66, 'stabbed his teacher ex-wife 84 times before placing a pig mask over her face' but claims he doesn't remember the brutal killing

By: Louis Boyle

An ex-husband who allegedly stabbed his former wife 84 times before putting a pig mask on her face told police he could not remember the savage attack. Anthony Novellino, 66, from Denville, New Jersey, was in court on Thursday for a hearing ahead of his murder trial. Two recorded interviews with Novellino were played to the Morristown court, the first time details of the grisly killing have been made public. Novellino is accused of stabbing to death his ex-wife Judith, 62, after she returned to their home to collect belongings, 11 days after their divorce in June 2010. On the tapes, Novellino can be heard saying he only remembers 'twice cutting her with the knife' and had 'no intention at all' of hurting her, according to NJ.com.

The 66-year-old suspect repeats these claims during the five hours he was interviewed by police. He also admitted that he had not wanted a divorce and blamed the separation on his wife's sister. The suspect claims that it was his ex-wife who pulled a knife on him in the upstairs bathroom of their home on June 19, 2010 during an argument - but said he did not remember subsequently stabbing her dozens of times. Novellino told police: 'I didn’t do what you said I did. I don’t know who would do that because I was the only one there.'

He added: 'In 15 seconds, everything happens. Your whole life changes in 15 seconds', according to NJ.com. Novellino claims that when he left the bathroom, he noticed a pig mask in a messy closet and 'picked it up and threw it in (the bathroom)'. He was asked why he did not try to revive his wife or call 911. Novellino said he was 'nervous'. Mrs Novellino, who has a daughter Christina and son Anthony, was found dead by a family member at the couple's detached suburban home. Novellino, who went on the run in Washington state following his ex-wife's murder, said he had not planned to kill the high school teacher. He was captured following a five-day manhunt.

Judith Novellino was a teacher and librarian at Morris Catholic High School.

The pretrial hearing is due to begin again on Monday.

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[Young_Chitlin]

$14.2 million dollar book

http://gawker.com/the-worlds-most-expensive-book-sold-for-14-2-million-1472326564

 

[Young_Chitlin]

​Woman Allegedly Assaulted for Taking Too Long at Redbox Kiosk

By: Lacey Donohue

Taking too long to choose a movie at a Redbox? Thatz not okay.

But chest-bumping a woman and then pinning her up against a Redbox machine for taking too long to choose a movie? Also not okay.

According to ABC News, an unknown "bloated" man in his 40's or 50's is accused of assaulting a 26-year-old woman Saturday night at a Redbox kiosk in a Massachusetts Stop & Shop. The woman was "taking a long time," according to the Sgt. Denis Sheehan of the East Longmeadow Police Department. "There were a number of people in line waiting to rent a movie," Sheehan told ABC News.

At some point, a "heated argument broke out" and "there were some words exchanged and the suspect allegedly chest-bumped her." Sheehan also said the victim told him that the movie-loving man "used his forearm to press her upper chest and throat areas, and that he also pinned her up against the Redbox machine."

Images of the suspect were captured from the store surveillance camera and within 90 minutes of releasing the images to the local media, police received a call from someone who knew the suspect. The suspect, who could be facing assault and battery charges, has not been formally charged or arraigned.

No pics of the female were made available at post time.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

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Dad Teaches Son Important Lesson by Letting Him Crash Bike Into Tree

 

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Pizza Hut GM Fired for Refusing to Make Employees Work on Thanksgiving

By: Neetzan Zimmerman

With many stores staying open during Thanksgiving this year thereby forcing workers to miss out on spending the holiday with their families, one store manager decided to take a stand on behalf of his employees — and was promptly terminated. Tony Rohr had held various position at the Pizza Hut in Elkhart, Indiana, since starting out as a cook there some ten years ago.

He was eventually promoted to general manager of the franchise, but his decision to refuse an order to open the store on Thanksgiving ultimately cost him the job. "I said why can't we be the company that stands up and says we care about our employees and they can have the day off," he told local CBS affiliate WSBT.

According to Rohr, the store, owned by the franchise behemoth Franchise Management Investors US, has typically been closed on Thanksgiving to give employees time off to spend with loves ones. When he was told to either open the store or sign a letter of resignation, Rohr opted for a third option: Sending his bosses a letter of protest.

"I am not quitting. I do not resign however I accept that the refusal to comply with this greedy, immoral request means the end of my tenure with this company," Rohr wrote in his letter. "I hope you realize that it's the people at the bottom of the totem pole that make your life possible."

WSBT says the franchisee's director of operations insists Rohr quit, but also acknowledged that the decision to keep doors open on Thanksgiving came from corporate in response to other companies doing the same.

Pizza Hut's corporate offices have so far remained mum on the matter, but its Facebook page has been inundated with angry posts from customers unhappy with Rohr's termination.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Woman Publicly Shames Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart Ladies Room
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Meanwhile at UPS Oklahoma... Driver Has Sex with Hooker in Truck, Hooker Posts Photos Online

By: Neetzan Zimmerman

A UPS driver who decided to spend his lunch break having sex with a prostitute in the back of his delivery truck will probably regret his decision — once the company tracks him down, that is.

Photos of the afternoon delight surfaced online this week after they were uploaded to the Escort Client Community Information Exchange by the hooker herself as part of a promotion for her members-only website.

"Look at my naughty time from yesterday," wrote the woman, who identified herself as "happiness consultant" Mary Ann.

JohnTV.com, a website devoted to "exposing prostitution" in Oklahoma City, says it believes it has identified the woman behind the special delivery as one Tiffany Fay Hawkins, a local prostitute better known by her stage name, Tiffany Cums.

"She was touting much more explicit photos of this encounter on a version of her web site that is locked away and it's only for members," JohnTV founder Brian Bates (real name) told News On 6.

A UPS rep who spoke with the news station said the incident would be "fully investigated" and the driver will likely be terminated.

Incidentally, in her online profile, Cums says she's a "sweet & sassy Okie MILF" who is "very easy going" and "discreet."

I guess looks arent a necessity for hookers these days.