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Gold_Certificate;5960102 said:
ohhhla;5960041 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959961 said:
ohhhla;5959890 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959886 said:
Niggas should've installed the filtered when I gave them the chance.

I wasn't aware of this.

How do you do it? QUICK
Install this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

Go here, and press install:

ftp://ftp.installgentoo.com/CODE/untitled%20folder/WhoreFilter.user.js

Login: "install"

Password: "gen2"

The second link isn't working for me.
Then, copy all of this shit
Code:
// ==UserScript==

    // @name           Whore Filter

    // @description    Automatic Filtering of Whore Content

    // @include        http://community.allhiphop.com/*

    // @include        http://allhiphop.com/*

    // @version        1.0

    // @delay          100

    // @copyright      2013, Gold_Certificate

    // @license        GPL version 3 or any later version; http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html

    // @supported      Firefox 3.5+, Opera 10.50+, Chrome 4+

    // ==/UserScript==

(function(){

    //Real nigga findwhore, aka "homie function number 1"

    function findwhore(whorechildobject, whorecontenttype)

    {

        //Make sure all of the whore's shit is blocked, even if someone quotes it

        var whoretype=whorecontenttype;

        var whorepicreplacer = whorechildobject.parentNode;

        var whorepiccount = 1; //Start getting each pic these whores are out chea posting.

        if(whoretype==1)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'LI')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        if(whoretype==2)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'BLOCKQUOTE')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        return whorepicreplacer; //Returns node of whore's shit. Whore can't escape now.

    }

    var nonwhoreNode = document.createElement("a");

    nonwhoreNode.appendChild(document.createTextNode(">>Show Blocked Image"));//Some non-whore shit to replace the whore content

    //Real nigga killwhoreimage, aka "homie function number 2"

    function killwhoreimage(idofwhoreimage)

    {

        //Take the node of whore shit and brutally murder it in front of its parentnode

        var whoreelements = idofwhoreimage.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for (i=0; i<whoreelements.length; i++)

        {

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='bbcode_img')

            {

                nonwhoreNode.href=whoreelements[i].src;

                nonwhoreNode.id="idk...something";//Fuck if I know what the id should be

                whoreelements[i].parentNode.replaceChild(nonwhoreNode.cloneNode(true), whoreelements[i]);//This kills the whore pic

                //Whore parentnode: Whore pic, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='ProfilePhoto ProfilePhotoMedium')

            {

                whoreelements[i].style.display="none"; //This kills the whore avi

                //Whore parentnode: Whore avi, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            //killwhoreimage: ^^Fuck you and your baby bitch!

            //checkwhores: Gotdayum.

            //findwhore: BBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

        }

    }

    function checkwhores()

    {

        //Find images these whores may be posting

        var whores = new Array();

        //Current listing of whore, each one is despicable.

        whores[0]='MzGrahamBitches';

        whores[1]='lechic';

        whores[2]='Baybey';

        whores[3]='MsSouthern';

        whores[4]='Universalmindstate'; //nh

        whores[5]='Lil Loca';

        whores[6]='skpjr78'; //nh

        whores[7]='Skyler White';

        whores[8]='MrsD';

        var potentialwhoreelements = document.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for(k=0; k<whores.length; k++)

        {

            for (j=0; j<potentialwhoreelements.length; j++)

            {

                if((potentialwhoreelements[j].title==whores[k])||(potentialwhoreelements[j].title==(whores[k]+" (Banned)")))

        	    {

                   //GOTCHA BITCH!        	

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],1));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        	    }

                if(((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == whores[k]))||((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == (whores[k]+" (Banned)"))))

        		{

        		   //GOTCHA BITCH!

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],2));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        		}

        	}

        }

    }

    setTimeout(function(){checkwhores()},10);//Makes sure shit is loaded, and then starts ch-chiggidy-checking these whores one by one

}) ();

Open the grease monkey menu.

Click "New User Script".

Type anything for name and namespace.

Then paste all of that shit and save it.

Where do I paste it at?

 
@ohhhla

Gew8KXT.jpg
 
ohhhla;5960156 said:
Gold_Certificate;5960102 said:
ohhhla;5960041 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959961 said:
ohhhla;5959890 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959886 said:
Niggas should've installed the filtered when I gave them the chance.

I wasn't aware of this.

How do you do it? QUICK
Install this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

Go here, and press install:

ftp://ftp.installgentoo.com/CODE/untitled%20folder/WhoreFilter.user.js

Login: "install"

Password: "gen2"

The second link isn't working for me.
Then, copy all of this shit
Code:
// ==UserScript==

    // @name           Whore Filter

    // @description    Automatic Filtering of Whore Content

    // @include        http://community.allhiphop.com/*

    // @include        http://allhiphop.com/*

    // @version        1.0

    // @delay          100

    // @copyright      2013, Gold_Certificate

    // @license        GPL version 3 or any later version; http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html

    // @supported      Firefox 3.5+, Opera 10.50+, Chrome 4+

    // ==/UserScript==

(function(){

    //Real nigga findwhore, aka "homie function number 1"

    function findwhore(whorechildobject, whorecontenttype)

    {

        //Make sure all of the whore's shit is blocked, even if someone quotes it

        var whoretype=whorecontenttype;

        var whorepicreplacer = whorechildobject.parentNode;

        var whorepiccount = 1; //Start getting each pic these whores are out chea posting.

        if(whoretype==1)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'LI')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        if(whoretype==2)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'BLOCKQUOTE')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        return whorepicreplacer; //Returns node of whore's shit. Whore can't escape now.

    }

    var nonwhoreNode = document.createElement("a");

    nonwhoreNode.appendChild(document.createTextNode(">>Show Blocked Image"));//Some non-whore shit to replace the whore content

    //Real nigga killwhoreimage, aka "homie function number 2"

    function killwhoreimage(idofwhoreimage)

    {

        //Take the node of whore shit and brutally murder it in front of its parentnode

        var whoreelements = idofwhoreimage.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for (i=0; i<whoreelements.length; i++)

        {

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='bbcode_img')

            {

                nonwhoreNode.href=whoreelements[i].src;

                nonwhoreNode.id="idk...something";//Fuck if I know what the id should be

                whoreelements[i].parentNode.replaceChild(nonwhoreNode.cloneNode(true), whoreelements[i]);//This kills the whore pic

                //Whore parentnode: Whore pic, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='ProfilePhoto ProfilePhotoMedium')

            {

                whoreelements[i].style.display="none"; //This kills the whore avi

                //Whore parentnode: Whore avi, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            //killwhoreimage: ^^Fuck you and your baby bitch!

            //checkwhores: Gotdayum.

            //findwhore: BBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

        }

    }

    function checkwhores()

    {

        //Find images these whores may be posting

        var whores = new Array();

        //Current listing of whore, each one is despicable.

        whores[0]='MzGrahamBitches';

        whores[1]='lechic';

        whores[2]='Baybey';

        whores[3]='MsSouthern';

        whores[4]='Universalmindstate'; //nh

        whores[5]='Lil Loca';

        whores[6]='skpjr78'; //nh

        whores[7]='Skyler White';

        whores[8]='MrsD';

        var potentialwhoreelements = document.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for(k=0; k<whores.length; k++)

        {

            for (j=0; j<potentialwhoreelements.length; j++)

            {

                if((potentialwhoreelements[j].title==whores[k])||(potentialwhoreelements[j].title==(whores[k]+" (Banned)")))

        	    {

                   //GOTCHA BITCH!        	

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],1));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        	    }

                if(((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == whores[k]))||((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == (whores[k]+" (Banned)"))))

        		{

        		   //GOTCHA BITCH!

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],2));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        		}

        	}

        }

    }

    setTimeout(function(){checkwhores()},10);//Makes sure shit is loaded, and then starts ch-chiggidy-checking these whores one by one

}) ();

Open the grease monkey menu.

Click "New User Script".

Type anything for name and namespace.

Then paste all of that shit and save it.

Where do I paste it at?

After you click the okay button a code window will pop up, delete the stuff that's already there, and then past the stuff in the and save, then go to execute --> Run (I don't think you have to do that part, idk)

 
BoldChild;5960165 said:
ohhhla;5960156 said:
Gold_Certificate;5960102 said:
ohhhla;5960041 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959961 said:
ohhhla;5959890 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959886 said:
Niggas should've installed the filtered when I gave them the chance.

I wasn't aware of this.

How do you do it? QUICK
Install this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

Go here, and press install:

ftp://ftp.installgentoo.com/CODE/untitled%20folder/WhoreFilter.user.js

Login: "install"

Password: "gen2"

The second link isn't working for me.
Then, copy all of this shit
Code:
// ==UserScript==

    // @name           Whore Filter

    // @description    Automatic Filtering of Whore Content

    // @include        http://community.allhiphop.com/*

    // @include        http://allhiphop.com/*

    // @version        1.0

    // @delay          100

    // @copyright      2013, Gold_Certificate

    // @license        GPL version 3 or any later version; http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html

    // @supported      Firefox 3.5+, Opera 10.50+, Chrome 4+

    // ==/UserScript==

(function(){

    //Real nigga findwhore, aka "homie function number 1"

    function findwhore(whorechildobject, whorecontenttype)

    {

        //Make sure all of the whore's shit is blocked, even if someone quotes it

        var whoretype=whorecontenttype;

        var whorepicreplacer = whorechildobject.parentNode;

        var whorepiccount = 1; //Start getting each pic these whores are out chea posting.

        if(whoretype==1)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'LI')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        if(whoretype==2)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'BLOCKQUOTE')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        return whorepicreplacer; //Returns node of whore's shit. Whore can't escape now.

    }

    var nonwhoreNode = document.createElement("a");

    nonwhoreNode.appendChild(document.createTextNode(">>Show Blocked Image"));//Some non-whore shit to replace the whore content

    //Real nigga killwhoreimage, aka "homie function number 2"

    function killwhoreimage(idofwhoreimage)

    {

        //Take the node of whore shit and brutally murder it in front of its parentnode

        var whoreelements = idofwhoreimage.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for (i=0; i<whoreelements.length; i++)

        {

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='bbcode_img')

            {

                nonwhoreNode.href=whoreelements[i].src;

                nonwhoreNode.id="idk...something";//Fuck if I know what the id should be

                whoreelements[i].parentNode.replaceChild(nonwhoreNode.cloneNode(true), whoreelements[i]);//This kills the whore pic

                //Whore parentnode: Whore pic, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='ProfilePhoto ProfilePhotoMedium')

            {

                whoreelements[i].style.display="none"; //This kills the whore avi

                //Whore parentnode: Whore avi, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            //killwhoreimage: ^^Fuck you and your baby bitch!

            //checkwhores: Gotdayum.

            //findwhore: BBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

        }

    }

    function checkwhores()

    {

        //Find images these whores may be posting

        var whores = new Array();

        //Current listing of whore, each one is despicable.

        whores[0]='MzGrahamBitches';

        whores[1]='lechic';

        whores[2]='Baybey';

        whores[3]='MsSouthern';

        whores[4]='Universalmindstate'; //nh

        whores[5]='Lil Loca';

        whores[6]='skpjr78'; //nh

        whores[7]='Skyler White';

        whores[8]='MrsD';

        var potentialwhoreelements = document.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for(k=0; k<whores.length; k++)

        {

            for (j=0; j<potentialwhoreelements.length; j++)

            {

                if((potentialwhoreelements[j].title==whores[k])||(potentialwhoreelements[j].title==(whores[k]+" (Banned)")))

        	    {

                   //GOTCHA BITCH!        	

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],1));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        	    }

                if(((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == whores[k]))||((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == (whores[k]+" (Banned)"))))

        		{

        		   //GOTCHA BITCH!

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],2));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        		}

        	}

        }

    }

    setTimeout(function(){checkwhores()},10);//Makes sure shit is loaded, and then starts ch-chiggidy-checking these whores one by one

}) ();

Open the grease monkey menu.

Click "New User Script".

Type anything for name and namespace.

Then paste all of that shit and save it.

Where do I paste it at?

After you click the okay button a code window will pop up, delete the stuff that's already there, and then past the stuff in the and save, then go to execute --> Run (I don't think you have to do that part, idk)

Didn't work.

I dunno what I'm doing wrong.
 
ohhhla;5960172 said:
BoldChild;5960165 said:
ohhhla;5960156 said:
Gold_Certificate;5960102 said:
ohhhla;5960041 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959961 said:
ohhhla;5959890 said:
Gold_Certificate;5959886 said:
Niggas should've installed the filtered when I gave them the chance.

I wasn't aware of this.

How do you do it? QUICK
Install this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

Go here, and press install:

ftp://ftp.installgentoo.com/CODE/untitled%20folder/WhoreFilter.user.js

Login: "install"

Password: "gen2"

The second link isn't working for me.
Then, copy all of this shit
Code:
// ==UserScript==

    // @name           Whore Filter

    // @description    Automatic Filtering of Whore Content

    // @include        http://community.allhiphop.com/*

    // @include        http://allhiphop.com/*

    // @version        1.0

    // @delay          100

    // @copyright      2013, Gold_Certificate

    // @license        GPL version 3 or any later version; http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html

    // @supported      Firefox 3.5+, Opera 10.50+, Chrome 4+

    // ==/UserScript==

(function(){

    //Real nigga findwhore, aka "homie function number 1"

    function findwhore(whorechildobject, whorecontenttype)

    {

        //Make sure all of the whore's shit is blocked, even if someone quotes it

        var whoretype=whorecontenttype;

        var whorepicreplacer = whorechildobject.parentNode;

        var whorepiccount = 1; //Start getting each pic these whores are out chea posting.

        if(whoretype==1)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'LI')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        if(whoretype==2)

        {

            while(whorepicreplacer.nodeName != 'BLOCKQUOTE')

            {

                whorepicreplacer = whorepicreplacer.parentNode;

                whorepiccount++;//Down goes another whore pic

            }

        }

        return whorepicreplacer; //Returns node of whore's shit. Whore can't escape now.

    }

    var nonwhoreNode = document.createElement("a");

    nonwhoreNode.appendChild(document.createTextNode(">>Show Blocked Image"));//Some non-whore shit to replace the whore content

    //Real nigga killwhoreimage, aka "homie function number 2"

    function killwhoreimage(idofwhoreimage)

    {

        //Take the node of whore shit and brutally murder it in front of its parentnode

        var whoreelements = idofwhoreimage.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for (i=0; i<whoreelements.length; i++)

        {

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='bbcode_img')

            {

                nonwhoreNode.href=whoreelements[i].src;

                nonwhoreNode.id="idk...something";//Fuck if I know what the id should be

                whoreelements[i].parentNode.replaceChild(nonwhoreNode.cloneNode(true), whoreelements[i]);//This kills the whore pic

                //Whore parentnode: Whore pic, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            if (whoreelements[i].className=='ProfilePhoto ProfilePhotoMedium')

            {

                whoreelements[i].style.display="none"; //This kills the whore avi

                //Whore parentnode: Whore avi, where did you go?? I can't find my babyyyyy!!!

            }

            //killwhoreimage: ^^Fuck you and your baby bitch!

            //checkwhores: Gotdayum.

            //findwhore: BBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

        }

    }

    function checkwhores()

    {

        //Find images these whores may be posting

        var whores = new Array();

        //Current listing of whore, each one is despicable.

        whores[0]='MzGrahamBitches';

        whores[1]='lechic';

        whores[2]='Baybey';

        whores[3]='MsSouthern';

        whores[4]='Universalmindstate'; //nh

        whores[5]='Lil Loca';

        whores[6]='skpjr78'; //nh

        whores[7]='Skyler White';

        whores[8]='MrsD';

        var potentialwhoreelements = document.getElementsByTagName('*');

        for(k=0; k<whores.length; k++)

        {

            for (j=0; j<potentialwhoreelements.length; j++)

            {

                if((potentialwhoreelements[j].title==whores[k])||(potentialwhoreelements[j].title==(whores[k]+" (Banned)")))

        	    {

                   //GOTCHA BITCH!        	

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],1));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        	    }

                if(((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == whores[k]))||((potentialwhoreelements[j].parentNode.className == "QuoteAuthor")&&(potentialwhoreelements[j].innerHTML == (whores[k]+" (Banned)"))))

        		{

        		   //GOTCHA BITCH!

        	       killwhoreimage(findwhore(potentialwhoreelements[j],2));//Call the homie functions to get in that ass.nh

        		}

        	}

        }

    }

    setTimeout(function(){checkwhores()},10);//Makes sure shit is loaded, and then starts ch-chiggidy-checking these whores one by one

}) ();

Open the grease monkey menu.

Click "New User Script".

Type anything for name and namespace.

Then paste all of that shit and save it.

Where do I paste it at?

After you click the okay button a code window will pop up, delete the stuff that's already there, and then past the stuff in the and save, then go to execute --> Run (I don't think you have to do that part, idk)

Didn't work.

I dunno what I'm doing wrong.

I'm going to make a video.

 
hahaha at @Gold_Certificate code:

//Find images these whores may be posting

var whores = new Array();

//Current listing of whore, each one is despicable.

whores[0]='MzGrahamBitches';

whores[1]='lechic';

whores[2]='Baybey';

whores[3]='MsSouthern';

whores[4]='Universalmindstate'; //nh

whores[5]='Lil Loca';

whores[6]='skpjr78'; //nh

whores[7]='Skyler White';

whores[8]='MrsD';
 
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