The official whatever -whatever thread... (possibly NSFW enter at own risk)

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Yea only time i see turkey legs is at the Taste of Chicago...fuck frying a turkey, my ex gf s dad almost burned he crib doin that shit on thanksgiving

 

[gns]

as good as that shit looks based on where its being sold I bet it tastes bland as hell.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Just dropped my gf at ohare, im back home getting my bag so that i can take the 1 05 pm and meet her in NYC...

 

[Kat]

as good as that shit looks based on where its being sold I bet it tastes bland as hell.

TF?

This is where the best of the best BBQ people from all over come to compete...we don't play that shit around here. Not at the rodeo.

 

[gns]

dont curse at me bitches.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

At Ribfest here they always got some motherfucking award winning bbq ers from Texas...im like how the hell u have the number 1 ranked bbq in the US...

 

[Kat]

Just dropped my gf at ohare, im back home getting my bag so that i can take the 1 05 pm and meet her in NYC...

Do you work? How you affording all this jetsetting you seem to be doing?

Are you a kept man Elz? You can tell me.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Yea only time i see turkey legs is at the Taste of Chicago...fuck frying a turkey, my ex gf s dad almost burned he crib doin that shit on thanksgiving

Let me guess. He just dropped the damn turkey in the fryer. Instead of SLOWLY lowering it in.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Just dropped my gf at ohare, im back home getting my bag so that i can take the 1 05 pm and meet her in NYC...

Do you work? How you affording all this jetsetting you seem to be doing?

Are you a kept man Elz? You can tell me.

Dont insult me...we were posed to go to a conference that Slick Willie is speaking at but i left my WORK bag at home...good thing is We r attending an event with Al Gore as the key speaker tomorrow ...

 

[Rhyme_Religion]

I'm On this Good Kush and bottled water. Lookin @ Windy City Live. Listening to Joey Bad A$$- Unorthodox

 

[Kat]

Just dropped my gf at ohare, im back home getting my bag so that i can take the 1 05 pm and meet her in NYC...

Do you work? How you affording all this jetsetting you seem to be doing?

Are you a kept man Elz? You can tell me.

Dont insult me...we were posed to go to a conference that Slick Willie is speaking at but i left my WORK bag at home...good thing is We r attending an event with Al Gore as the key speaker tomorrow ...

lol @ posed..and I'm country?

Well aren't you fancy..my apologies for questioning your manhood.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Just dropped my gf at ohare, im back home getting my bag so that i can take the 1 05 pm and meet her in NYC...

Do you work? How you affording all this jetsetting you seem to be doing?

Are you a kept man Elz? You can tell me.

Dont insult me...we were posed to go to a conference that Slick Willie is speaking at but i left my WORK bag at home...good thing is We r attending an event with Al Gore as the key speaker tomorrow ...

lol @ posed..and I'm country?

Well aren't you fancy..my apologies for questioning your manhood.

Yea trying to get as much ism as possible...trying to grow this internet start up/ business is wearing me out...lol

 

Can anyone tell me what FML stands for?

 

[VIBE]

Can anyone tell me what FML stands for?

Fuck my life

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

fuck my life

fucking my lover

feeding my larves

 

[Meta_Conscious]

Foam micro lasers...

 

[VIBE]

feeding my larves

WTF lol

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

fucking michelle's leg

 

@Cain1 I thought it meant for my loss also.

I'll take all of the above for 500 Pat.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Find my lawyer