the official "what if" thread

[b@squ1@t redux]

shopped a movie premise starring keanu reeves one time..

shit is still in the works

It was rough but Paramount gave me the nod,

The loose sketch of the premise was:

In the deep south during the civil war a confederate general's wife makes a life or death decision to save her baby son by sending him down a stream to avoid arrest and possible death by union soldiers.

The baby is discovered by a community of escaped slaves looking to make it up to chicago for a free way of life.

Keanu is raised by this community and forms an obsession for their blues music as well as piano.

Keanu becomes the voice of slaves everywhere in their struggle for freedom using his music and winning over the racist south as well as charming the north. His music becomes the base for modern jazz and hip hop.

Raw sketch..still smoothing it out.

Sean Penn also signed on.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

red and meth signed on to play the freed slaves

true story

 

[J-GUTTA]

What if Malcolm X wasn't shot?

What if the government didn't put crack in the Hispanic and Black communities?

Did the government put meth in white communities? Serious question.

Go ask your mother

How would she know? She's square as fuck.

I wasn't trying to be a bitch, but I've heard that before so I was just curious if that sentiment applied to the white community and the huge meth epidemic.

Pull your dick out your ass.

Answer-->http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+Does+Meth+Come+From%3F

Conceited is hilarious yo he gave TREX a good battle.