So a @Sion dies and goes to hell...
He isn't happy and felt he was done wrong
It's kind of hot, sad and lonely until @JokerKing comes along...
"Hey @Sion, What's the problem, why so blue?"
"I'm in Hell, My fellow Mod" he says, "Whats up with you?"
Heaven is overrated why do want to there for.
Hell is not so, not so bad I'll give you the tour.
Do you like alcohol, beer or wine?
"Yes, I like drinking" @Sion's smile begins to shine..
On Monday nights all day happy hour, the drinks all day flow.
Every thing is top shelf and it is all free and cold!
Do you do any drugs?
"Yes. I love my drugs"
Tuesdays is Smack, Keisha, Molly and bongs....
@Sion took out his pen when the list got too long
Do you like to gamble?
"Yes. I love to gamble"
Wednesday Casino Nights are the rave
Sports betting, Roulette, Poker or Naked Spades
"Are you gay?" Asked @JokerKing with thirst in his eye
"No" said @Sion emphatically to a disappointed @JokerKing as he let out a sigh
Who turns around and mumbles with his head low and nothing left to say
Than this is the end of my tour and you are not gonna like Thursday!!!
