The Official "Insecurities" Thread

[Will Munny]

I think when a white woman says dark, they mean dark hair ie. Clark Gable, Clark Kent types

Nope. They mean tan, like paul walker kinda tan.

This time of year I'm white as hell. Then it takes 3 brutal sun burns to get any semblence of a tan... then its fuckin gone by the first week of october.

I need to embrace my whiteness. Last winter I tanned, not gonna this year though cause that shit is boring.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I wish I was taller, I wish I was a baller.

I feel insecure everytime a girl says " I like em tall, dark and handsom" cause I'm none of the three.

How tall are you?

 

[Will Munny]

How tall are you?

I'm a midget.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

tall people stay winnin

 

[jackthemack]

I'm scared that I'm toxic to the people around me.
I'm worried that I'll die alone.
And most shallow of all, I'm insecure about my fivehead.

What five head?

and cosign Roscoe P Nochain. Tall people STAY winnin.

 

[Will Munny]

tall people stay winnin

Fuck you want pico? Obviously you came in this bitch with a comment like that lookin for my attention.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

you know i luv you short stuff

 

[fiat_money]

I'm scared that I'm toxic to the people around me.
I'm worried that I'll die alone.
And most shallow of all, I'm insecure about my fivehead.

This makes it sound like you'd rather die with a group of other people.

Like in an accident or some shit.

 

[philly_soldier]

I'm insecure that I'll be a shitty husband and even worse father.

 

[Will Munny]

you know i luv you short stuff

Short stuff? Smh ill never win. You can't say you luv me and then do stuff like that. I have to turn my back on you now.

Or just prove it by sendin me tit pics. Real ones....

 

[Bussy_Getta]

id date a short man

 

[Will Munny]

id date a short man

No more foreplay. Its tit pic time.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

No more foreplay. Its tit pic time.

you first big boy

 

[Will Munny]

you first big boy

I already posted a tit pic in a thread for you sooo... imm a just keep hittin refresh until I see one new notification...

 

[jackthemack]

Oh true true Somali but I seen ur forehead it aint even that big. Not like Kai's Marvin Martian Uranium Pu-36 Space Modulator forehead

 

[jackthemack]

Lmao nah it's really not that big yo I swear. I seen that pic of you. You had like wet hair and ur dome was in plan sight. It wasn't all that big.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I'm insecure that I'll be a shitty husband and even worse father.

Legit worry, why so?

 

[Rocket Kidd]

i'm short...and from time to time i get shaving bumps and its just ugh.

i tend to overthink things as well

 

[Huruma]

The upper part of my bottom lip is scarred and chronically dry, red eyes, stretch marks,

 

[Im_Linx]

- im short " 5'2 " wish i was atleast "5'5 " -

- i wish my boobs were alot bigger atleast a c cup

- my shoulders