The Official Games of the XXXI Olympiad thread.

[HustleThaDon]

Over/under 20 U.S. athletes come back with a virus

 

[southsil4lil]

This shit is about to be a disaster

 

[fortyacres]

Over/under 20 U.S. athletes come back with a virus

over or under someone gonna be caught on snapchat with a tranny

Draymond Green , Ryan Lochte or Usain Bolt.

 

[Figo]

1. Trinidad and Tobago Track and Field

2. Jamaica Track and Field

3. Winifer Fernandez sexy ass from Dominica Republic Volleyball Team

that is all

 

[goodlookinout]

This shit is a travesty

 

[Young_Chitlin]

 

[fortyacres]

how are they failing , they hosted a successful world cup literally 2 years ago.

 

[northside7]

1. Trinidad and Tobago Track and Field

2. Jamaica Track and Field

3. Winifer Fernandez sexy ass from Dominica Republic Volleyball Team

that is all

The bold.

 

[infamous114]

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/761570810691776512

 

[Stew]

Bruhhhhh this reporter just called in from Rio. Couple points.

- There was an official mascot for the Olympics. It was a Jaguar, they had to shoot this mf in front of some kids cause they couldn't find a tranquilizer

- They had to open the lock to the damn stadium this morning with some bolt cutters or some shit cause somebody lost/forgot the key

- apparently dude seen a dead horse in the waters they're gonna be doing the sailing and other water sports

- they had some sky divers perform this Olympic rings performance and 2 of the niggas straight up lost control of their shit and fell to their death in front of everrrybody

To top it off the Great Pele is too sick to attend the opening ceremony. Sad Dena bitch

 

[southsil4lil]

This shit is about to be a disaster

Bruhhhhh this reporter just called in from Rio. Couple points.

- There was an official mascot for the Olympics. It was a Jaguar, they had to shoot this mf in front of some kids cause they couldn't find a tranquilizer

- They had to open the lock to the damn stadium this morning with some bolt cutters or some shit cause somebody lost/forgot the key

- apparently dude seen a dead horse in the waters they're gonna be doing the sailing and other water sports

- they had some sky divers perform this Olympic rings performance and 2 of the niggas straight up lost control of their shit and fell to their death in front of everrrybody

To top it off the Great Pele is too sick to attend the opening ceremony. Sad Dena bitch

 

[dontdiedontkillanyon]

Just to think everyone in the UK were adamant that the London Olympics were going to be embarrassing and a total disaster. Maybe London just passed on the bad juju to Rio instead.

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

I always watch the olympics.Hoopin,swimming,track,womens volleyball :3

Rio only 2 hours ahead of central time too

 

[Beta]

Watching this ceremony...

Nothing gonna top Beijing

 

[Beta]

This that slave shit

 

[usmarin3]

So tonight is when the zombie apocalypse breaks out huh. Some athletic zombies.

 

[silverfoxx]

Let's go!!! Time to get beautiful!!! Ready to see the sparkles and some authentic Brazilian Booty!

 

[Beta]

Question for y'all watching on tv the ceremony didn't start yet right?

 

[dee.i.pee]

Damn,i thought Bob Costas was dead,dude gotta be in his 70's

 

[Beta]

Oooh I figured it out since I'm using kodi and its using BBC its a hr ahead

Ceremony was IIGHT