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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
 
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
http://www.evilbible.com/Slavery.htm
 
Good shit.

Expose this piece of shit book for what it really promotes; slavery, hate, discrimination and murder.
 
The Christian God Yahweh did all of the following: He created evil (Lam. 3: 38, Jer. 26: 3, Ezek. 20: 25 – 26, Judges 9: 3, 1, Sam. 16: 23, 18: 10); He deceived (Jer. 4: 10, 15: 18, 20: 7, 2, Chron 18: 22, Ezek. 14: 9, 2Thess. 2: 9 – 12); He told people to lie (Ex. 3: 18, 1Sam. 16: 2);

He lied (Gen. 2: 17, 2Sam. 7: 13); He rewarded liars (Ex. 1: 15 – 20); He ordered men to become drunken (Jer. 25: 27); He rewarded the fool and the transgressor (Prov. 26: 10); He mingled a perverse spirit (Isa. 19: 14); He spread dung on people's faces (Mal.2: 3); He ordered stealing (Ezek. 39: 10, Ex 3: 22); He made false prophesies (Jonah 3: 4, Gen. 5: 10); He changed his mind (Jonah 3: 10).

He caused adultery (2 Sam. 12: 11 – 12); He ordered the taking of a harlot (Hosea 1: 2, 3:1 – 2); He killed (Num. 16: 35, 21: 6, Deut. 32: 39, 1Sam. 2: 26, Psalm 135: 10); He ordered killing (Lev. 26: 7 – 8, Num. 25: 4 – 5); He had a temper (Deut. 13: 17, Judges 3: 8); He was often jealous (Deut. 5: 9,6: 15); He wasn't omnipresent (Gen. 4:16, 11: 5, 1Kings 19: 11 – 12); He wasn't omniscient (Deut. 8: 2, 13: 3, 2Chron. 32: 31);

He often repented ( Ex. 4: 22 – 23, Joshua 22: 20, Rom. 5: 12); He played favourites ( Deut. 7: 6, 14: 2, 1Sam. 12: 22); He sanctioned slavery ( Ex. 21: 20 – 21, Deut. 15: 17); He

degraded deformed people (Lev. 21: 16 – 23). He punished a bastard for being illegitimate (Deut. 23: 2);

He punished many for the acts of one (Gen. 3: 16, 20: 18); He punished children for the sins of their fathers (Ex. 12: 29, 20: 5, Deut. 5:9); He prevented people from hearing his word (Isa. 6: 10, John 12:39 – 40). He supported human sacrifice (Ex. 22: 29 – 30, Ezek. 20:26);

He ordered cannibalism (Lev. 26: 29, Jer. 19: 9); He demanded virgins as a part of war plunders (Num. 31: 31 – 36); He ordered gambling (Joshua 14: 2, Num. 26: 52, 55 – 56).

He ordered horses to be hamstrung (Joshua 11: 6). He sanctioned violation of the enemy's women (Deut 21: 10 – 14); He excused the beating of slaves to death (Ex. 21: 20 – 21); He required a woman to marry her rapist (Deut. 22: 28: 29); He taught war (Psalm 144: 1);

He ordered the burning of human faeces to cook food (Ezek. 21: 3 – 5); He intentionally issued bad laws (Ezek. 20: 25); He excused the sins of prostitutes and adulterers (Hosea 4: 14); He excused a murderer and promised his protection (Gen. 4: 8 – 15); He killed a man who refused to impregnate his widowed sister-in-law (Gen. 38: 9 – 10); and He is indecisive ( Gen. 18: 17).
 
This god ordered trees to be destroyed? Lol

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
 
"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel." -- Age of Reason (18th century), by Thomas Paine. Funny that he spoke of it being the words of a demon, when it really is!
 
"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)
 
soul rattler;509532 said:
Evil_Bible_Banner.gif


Evil Bible.com is a well known website started in 2003 by atheist Chris Thiefe that highlights various hypocrisies, contradictions, and most notably various nasty passages in the Bible (hence the site's moniker). Although it hasn't been updated since 2010, it still remains as one of the most comprehensive sites on all things messed up in the Bible. The site catches a lot of heat from conservatives who like to pretend these passages never existed, and due to the site's fiery presentation of atheism (which is so intense one would think Richard Dawkins wrote it).

There are also several essays written by a "Charlotte" from the now-defunct site "Theists Suck" that cover End Times, the relevancy of the Old Testament, various Christian talking points, and much, much more.

For obvious reasons, it's been constantly referenced by atheists when arguing with fundies, Young Earth Creationists, Bible literalists, or anyone who just wants to troll creationist boards.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.
 
zombie;6692170 said:
soul rattler;509532 said:
Evil_Bible_Banner.gif


Evil Bible.com is a well known website started in 2003 by atheist Chris Thiefe that highlights various hypocrisies, contradictions, and most notably various nasty passages in the Bible (hence the site's moniker). Although it hasn't been updated since 2010, it still remains as one of the most comprehensive sites on all things messed up in the Bible. The site catches a lot of heat from conservatives who like to pretend these passages never existed, and due to the site's fiery presentation of atheism (which is so intense one would think Richard Dawkins wrote it).

There are also several essays written by a "Charlotte" from the now-defunct site "Theists Suck" that cover End Times, the relevancy of the Old Testament, various Christian talking points, and much, much more.

For obvious reasons, it's been constantly referenced by atheists when arguing with fundies, Young Earth Creationists, Bible literalists, or anyone who just wants to troll creationist boards.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.
 
soul rattler;6695556 said:
zombie;6692170 said:
soul rattler;509532 said:
Evil_Bible_Banner.gif


Evil Bible.com is a well known website started in 2003 by atheist Chris Thiefe that highlights various hypocrisies, contradictions, and most notably various nasty passages in the Bible (hence the site's moniker). Although it hasn't been updated since 2010, it still remains as one of the most comprehensive sites on all things messed up in the Bible. The site catches a lot of heat from conservatives who like to pretend these passages never existed, and due to the site's fiery presentation of atheism (which is so intense one would think Richard Dawkins wrote it).

There are also several essays written by a "Charlotte" from the now-defunct site "Theists Suck" that cover End Times, the relevancy of the Old Testament, various Christian talking points, and much, much more.

For obvious reasons, it's been constantly referenced by atheists when arguing with fundies, Young Earth Creationists, Bible literalists, or anyone who just wants to troll creationist boards.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.

That's a very limited and human way of seeing things. I think people forget that to begin with no one ever really dies and the christ coming into the world in the way he did was the most important event in human history. Nothing else has been as important.
 
zombie;6695682 said:
soul rattler;6695556 said:
zombie;6692170 said:
soul rattler;509532 said:
Evil_Bible_Banner.gif


Evil Bible.com is a well known website started in 2003 by atheist Chris Thiefe that highlights various hypocrisies, contradictions, and most notably various nasty passages in the Bible (hence the site's moniker). Although it hasn't been updated since 2010, it still remains as one of the most comprehensive sites on all things messed up in the Bible. The site catches a lot of heat from conservatives who like to pretend these passages never existed, and due to the site's fiery presentation of atheism (which is so intense one would think Richard Dawkins wrote it).

There are also several essays written by a "Charlotte" from the now-defunct site "Theists Suck" that cover End Times, the relevancy of the Old Testament, various Christian talking points, and much, much more.

For obvious reasons, it's been constantly referenced by atheists when arguing with fundies, Young Earth Creationists, Bible literalists, or anyone who just wants to troll creationist boards.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.

That's a very limited and human way of seeing things. I think people forget that to begin with no one ever really dies and the christ coming into the world in the way he did was the most important event in human history. Nothing else has been as important.

Death is the foundation of Christianity. If no one ever really dies, then the entire idealogy means nothing.
 
soul rattler;6697552 said:
zombie;6695682 said:
soul rattler;6695556 said:
zombie;6692170 said:
soul rattler;509532 said:
Evil_Bible_Banner.gif


Evil Bible.com is a well known website started in 2003 by atheist Chris Thiefe that highlights various hypocrisies, contradictions, and most notably various nasty passages in the Bible (hence the site's moniker). Although it hasn't been updated since 2010, it still remains as one of the most comprehensive sites on all things messed up in the Bible. The site catches a lot of heat from conservatives who like to pretend these passages never existed, and due to the site's fiery presentation of atheism (which is so intense one would think Richard Dawkins wrote it).

There are also several essays written by a "Charlotte" from the now-defunct site "Theists Suck" that cover End Times, the relevancy of the Old Testament, various Christian talking points, and much, much more.

For obvious reasons, it's been constantly referenced by atheists when arguing with fundies, Young Earth Creationists, Bible literalists, or anyone who just wants to troll creationist boards.

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.

That's a very limited and human way of seeing things. I think people forget that to begin with no one ever really dies and the christ coming into the world in the way he did was the most important event in human history. Nothing else has been as important.

Death is the foundation of Christianity. If no one ever really dies, then the entire idealogy means nothing.

You misunderstand. The foundation of christianity is the saving of mankind from real death not physical death all the examples you gave about killings only refer to the physical death that in the larger view of things means NOTHING.

 
zombie;6697931 said:
soul rattler;6697552 said:
zombie;6695682 said:

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.

That's a very limited and human way of seeing things. I think people forget that to begin with no one ever really dies and the christ coming into the world in the way he did was the most important event in human history. Nothing else has been as important.

Death is the foundation of Christianity. If no one ever really dies, then the entire idealogy means nothing.[/quote]

You misunderstand. The foundation of christianity is the saving of mankind from real death not physical death all the examples you gave about killings only refer to the physical death that in the larger view of things means NOTHING.

[/quote]

Ok. So nobody REALLY dies and physical death means NOTHING. That means that things like "eternal life" and "salvation" are moot points which only boil down to if, in the short time you're given on Earth, you do enough to deserve being tortured or subjugated forever.
 
So we have a few years to get it right with Bible god or face eternal torture? Nobody really dies so bible god created eternal hell.
 
soul rattler;6698192 said:
zombie;6697931 said:
soul rattler;6697552 said:
zombie;6695682 said:

I don't see the problem with any of that THOSE rules and actions were allowed for the betterment and creation of the nation israel through whom came the christ.

So all of those people, plus more, had to be sacrificed in order for "The Christ" to come and in turn be sacrificed for them and everyone like them? What a retarded premise.

That's a very limited and human way of seeing things. I think people forget that to begin with no one ever really dies and the christ coming into the world in the way he did was the most important event in human history. Nothing else has been as important.

Death is the foundation of Christianity. If no one ever really dies, then the entire idealogy means nothing.

You misunderstand. The foundation of christianity is the saving of mankind from real death not physical death all the examples you gave about killings only refer to the physical death that in the larger view of things means NOTHING.

[/quote]

Ok. So nobody REALLY dies and physical death means NOTHING. That means that things like "eternal life" and "salvation" are moot points which only boil down to if, in the short time you're given on Earth, you do enough to deserve being tortured or subjugated forever.[/quote]

it's not that your life and death here are unimportant to god, they are just not as important as we make them out to seem. because life is short what we do here is important so i don't get why you would say eternal life and salvation are moot if anything they would be more important.
 
hell being eternal or not or who gets put in hell and why is still a question mark for me. i have not fully studied that aspect of my faith fully yet to make any total conclusion on the matter.
 
zombie;6695682 said:
That's a very limited and human way of seeing things.

No, it's a means to an end which, given that in theory God is omnipotent, doesn't make any sense. An omnipotent God would never need such means to reach any end.
 
Oceanic ;6738824 said:
zombie;6695682 said:
That's a very limited and human way of seeing things.

No, it's a means to an end which, given that in theory God is omnipotent, doesn't make any sense. An omnipotent God would never need such means to reach any end.

the process was important. god snapping his fingers and accomplishing his goals would be easier for him. but that would not really teach us anything. remember god wants man to willingly obey. and so he does not use the full measure of his power.
 

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