The Official 2017 Disrespectful Neeghas Thread

[matches malone]

rofl this nigga sion truly brought back the do it yourself iron-on sweatshirt. He had to send in 1000 bazooka joe comics to get that iron-on sticker, and still had to pay shipping and handling.

 

[matches malone]

I mean, we all been there, amirite?

no we have not all been there you gay ass rugrat

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Just bought tickets for dat new Keanu Reeves

I hope Morpheus offers you a cyanide pill

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Bitch just texted me out the blue "when you gonna let me use this strap on you?"

I was why didn't you ask before...oooouuuuuuu

not an edit scust

 

[Beta]

Just bought tickets for dat new Keanu Reeves

I hope Morpheus offers you a cyanide pill

Lmaooo yo I can't stop laughing at this

 

[matches malone]

yo I can't stop looking at this

let me help you

 

[Busta Carmichael]

"When another Galaxy has a sale on rare intergalactic nigganudes"

This nigga took the Stargate into the homoest dimension

 

[jcsk00]

 

[englishdude]

Why is this guy posting this gif in every thread he enters? Random as fuck lmao.

 

[matches malone]

Why is this guy slapping my ass every time he enters me? Rude as fuck lmao.

No one wants to know how you celebrate Good Friday you faggot

 

[matches malone]

My tranny love! Oh wee oh wee oh!

Now show me the gayest nigga on earth Jerome

scust this is how you honor Prince? Go drown in purple acid rain

 

[englishdude]

So I decided for an Easter treat I'd order myself some Chinese love eggs, open my package and I see this shit

what the fuck is this?!?!? I'm furious!!!

I hope the next package you receive in the mail contains anthrax!

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)

Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)

Ok then, chillin', chillin'

Mindin' my business (word)

Yo, busta, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this

I swear, I stared, my pops my witness

The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda, uh

Wicked, wicked (ooh) had to kick it

I'm not shy so I asked for the digits

A ho? No, that don't make me

See what I want slip slide to it swifty

Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks

Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him

Lick him like a lollipop should be licked

Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit

Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do

So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Umm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back

Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)

Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?

If looks could kill you would be an uzi

You're a shotgun, bang! What's up with that thang?

I wanna know how does it hang?

Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover

Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha well-a

I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile

Smooth black skin with a smile

Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun

Come and give me some of that yum-yum

Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop?

Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop

To the next man in the three-piece suit

I spend all my dough, ray me cutie

Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo

I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams

You make me wanna scream, ooh ooh ooh

I like what ya do, when you do

What ya do, you make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop

Shoop ba-doop

Shoop ba-doop ba-doop

Ba-doop shoop ba-doop shoop

Ba-doop shoop ba-doop ba-doop, ba-doop

Gay ass niggas lol

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Then the defendant said "Tranny, your schlong is longer than the line to get into chippendales last night

 

[englishdude]

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Matches, we couldn't get much higher

Come on Matches, light my fire

Come on Matches, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through

No time to wallow in the mire

Try now we can only lose

And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on Matches, light my fire

Come on Matches, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through

No time to wallow in the mire

Try now we can only lose

And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on Matches, light my fire

Come on Matches, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Matches, we couldn't get much higher

Come on Matches, light my fire

Come on Matches, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

Someone pass me a can of gasoline and some car tyres these faggots are burning in hell.

 

[gh0st]

Why is this guy slapping my ass every time he enters me? Rude as fuck lmao.

Only @Sion (red uniform in back) knew where I really hide my easter eggs

You and your basket can go straight to hell

 

[matches malone]

I went to church yesterday and prayed for the souls of you disrespectful bastards, whom I will roast into Bolivia in the coming days.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I went to church yesterday when they told me I get to slurp Jesus, come to find out they was talking about his blood lmao

Can't even stress how disrespectful this shit is

 

[Busta Carmichael]

When your chippendales coupon expires

Bad kid , f.a.a.g city

 

[matches malone]

When Sion Trump reaches into the costume and says he wants to make handjobs great again

hope you find a hidden landmine in the next egg hunt