Fifa 15 improvements
1: You can actually control the bloke who’s receiving a throw in
2: The keeper can wave players forward in preparation for a mighty hoof up the park
3: For players of a certain age, you can replicate the Samuel Eto’o ‘Old Man’ celebration
4: The Borussia Dortmund Yellow Wall is in full effect
5: You’ll Never Walk Alone rings out at Anfield
6: Decent players are much nippier with the ball at their feet
7: The camera shakes a little when you score a cracking goal
8: Goalkeepers are more Tim Howard World Cup ‘14 than Tim Howard Prem 14/15
9: All 20 Premier League stadiums are in the game
10: You can plot out your ideal Ultimate Team with concept squads
11: Improved physics means the ball plays a bit more realistically
12: Goals can be disallowed after your players are wheeling away in celebration
13: The rubbish reliance on scoring from crosses in FIFA 14 has been well and truly sorted
14: It’s so slick you sometimes do believe you’re watching the game on telly
15: The soundtrack is as good as any compilation album you will buy this year
And here’s the bummer...
There’s no magic spray. EA, get your act together