The Most FUKKED UP Ways you/witnessed someone got rejected?

[bignorm73]

Damn you helped her pack? SMH So what was the ex-girl's fate?

Edit: Just read what happened. She fucked her life up completely. She wanted a thug, she got got one. LMAO I know you must laugh your ass off when she calls.

Son, her emails are priceless.

 

[black caesar]

Son, her emails are priceless.

How about posting those emails for our enjoyment? LOL

 

[Mister B.]

Wow @ Norm's story.

I got one from more than half-a-lifetime ago (as I'm now 28 and this went down when I was 12):

I met a girl by the name of Renee at a skating rink. We hit it off pretty well. Now, she was 14 and I was kinda young, but I guess it didn't matter back then. However, as I couldn't drive, we really didn't see each other much, so most of our relationship was through the phone on some youn boy shit.

Shit was cool for about three months and for whatever reason, I fell for her. Mostly, it was the fact that she was my first girlfriend, so I was just hyped to have one. Anyway, one day she calls and my brother (who's 15) picks up the phone. Now, I wasn't there for this....

About a month later, he tells me - in front of his boys (like three of them) - that "your little girlfriend sounds cute, and yeah...I'm about to hit that." At first, I was "get the fuck outta here, you don't even know who she is."

Then he starts telling me about how they've been rapping on the phone for the last month, how hyped I was that she was my girl, when he as going to come over and bang it out, and she agreed. Now, me being young and all, I was angry as hell, still hoping that this was a lie but just pissed he could do that in front of his boys.

I call her up, and she tells me "I'm sorry, but I'm dating your brother now. I didn't want to hurt you", and some other shit.

Shit was like my heart melted. I didn't smile for like two weeks. All I did was frown and tear up. I think I was more pissed at him then anyone. For years, I never forgave him for it, and even though we've moved waaaay on from it, I don't think I've fully trusted him since. But, we're brothers, and I stuck by him all those years he was locked up, as I was pretty much the only non-parent to visit him while he was locked up.

As for her, I heard he got her pregnant with twins, but she had an abortion. And would you believe some time later (when I was a Sr. in high school) we hooked up later...no relationship bullshit, I just hit it a couple of times and left her ass when I went off to college.

So all's well that ends well, right?

 

[Trollio]

damn.....................

 

[ICame4Pussy]

Yo brother a Snake Ass Nigga, But You Fucked So You Won.

 

[t. webb]

Damn...ya brother did some hoe shit....

 

[texas409]

these hoes aint shit but....

lol @"I didn't smile for like two weeks. All I did was frown and tear up."

hahahahaha damn homie

 

[intalect]

Wow @ Norm's story.

I got one from more than half-a-lifetime ago (as I'm now 28 and this went down when I was 12):

I met a girl by the name of Renee at a skating rink. We hit it off pretty well. Now, she was 14 and I was kinda young, but I guess it didn't matter back then. However, as I couldn't drive, we really didn't see each other much, so most of our relationship was through the phone on some youn boy shit.

Shit was cool for about three months and for whatever reason, I fell for her. Mostly, it was the fact that she was my first girlfriend, so I was just hyped to have one. Anyway, one day she calls and my brother (who's 15) picks up the phone. Now, I wasn't there for this....

About a month later, he tells me - in front of his boys (like three of them) - that "your little girlfriend sounds cute, and yeah...I'm about to hit that." At first, I was "get the fuck outta here, you don't even know who she is."

Then he starts telling me about how they've been rapping on the phone for the last month, how hyped I was that she was my girl, when he as going to come over and bang it out, and she agreed. Now, me being young and all, I was angry as hell, still hoping that this was a lie but just pissed he could do that in front of his boys.

I call her up, and she tells me "I'm sorry, but I'm dating your brother now. I didn't want to hurt you", and some other shit.

Shit was like my heart melted. I didn't smile for like two weeks. All I did was frown and tear up. I think I was more pissed at him then anyone. For years, I never forgave him for it, and even though we've moved waaaay on from it, I don't think I've fully trusted him since. But, we're brothers, and I stuck by him all those years he was locked up, as I was pretty much the only non-parent to visit him while he was locked up.

As for her, I heard he got her pregnant with twins, but she had an abortion. And would you believe some time later (when I was a Sr. in high school) we hooked up later...no relationship bullshit, I just hit it a couple of times and left her ass when I went off to college.

So all's well that ends well, right?

That's some bitch ass shit i wish my brother would cross that line wit me lol ... We respect each other too much

 

[Rey Negro]

Shrapnel all over this thread....lol

 

[black caesar]

these hoes aint shit but....

lol @"I didn't smile for like two weeks. All I did was frown and tear up."

hahahahaha damn homie

You talking like you ain't got a war story. LOL

 

[clairvoyance]

Wow @ Norm's story.

I got one from more than half-a-lifetime ago (as I'm now 28 and this went down when I was 12):

I met a girl by the name of Renee at a skating rink. We hit it off pretty well. Now, she was 14 and I was kinda young, but I guess it didn't matter back then. However, as I couldn't drive, we really didn't see each other much, so most of our relationship was through the phone on some youn boy shit.

Shit was cool for about three months and for whatever reason, I fell for her. Mostly, it was the fact that she was my first girlfriend, so I was just hyped to have one. Anyway, one day she calls and my brother (who's 15) picks up the phone. Now, I wasn't there for this....

About a month later, he tells me - in front of his boys (like three of them) - that "your little girlfriend sounds cute, and yeah...I'm about to hit that." At first, I was "get the fuck outta here, you don't even know who she is."

Then he starts telling me about how they've been rapping on the phone for the last month, how hyped I was that she was my girl, when he as going to come over and bang it out, and she agreed. Now, me being young and all, I was angry as hell, still hoping that this was a lie but just pissed he could do that in front of his boys.

I call her up, and she tells me "I'm sorry, but I'm dating your brother now. I didn't want to hurt you", and some other shit.

Shit was like my heart melted. I didn't smile for like two weeks. All I did was frown and tear up. I think I was more pissed at him then anyone. For years, I never forgave him for it, and even though we've moved waaaay on from it, I don't think I've fully trusted him since. But, we're brothers, and I stuck by him all those years he was locked up, as I was pretty much the only non-parent to visit him while he was locked up.

As for her, I heard he got her pregnant with twins, but she had an abortion. And would you believe some time later (when I was a Sr. in high school) we hooked up later...no relationship bullshit, I just hit it a couple of times and left her ass when I went off to college.

So all's well that ends well, right?

I would of Michael corleoned his ass and put him to rest like fredo, but karmas a b*/¢#. You came out on top regardless hit and went to college......did u get the degree?

 

[black caesar]

Hoes gon' be hoes so I couldn't blame Norm's chick

You look like you got a story to tell. LOL

 

[shtoopid]

junior year in high school, this female asked a nigga to homecoming hella elaborately in front of the whole school, and he rejected her...

 

[bdbdbd]

not so much a etherous burn of the soul but more a life lesson for my boy:

my boy(mr X), im sure he's a virgin....he a cool dude and shit but he just dont really no how to drop game.....like not in the sense like he says stupid stuff or anything like that, moreso, he'll be chatting to her for about 5 mins (i assume general chit chat like whats yo name, what you do, where you from etc) and then they will both just be standing there in silence and i can see her feeling a lil akward and him with that "im-not-gettin-no-pussy-again-tonite" look on his face.

but me and my other boy (Mr Z)we always tryna hook him up, not on no pressure shit, just so he can get over that first hump. one time were at a club, and we look over and see him chatting to one chick for a while, so we like "daaaaaaaaaaamn look at MR X", he buys her a drink, and she cuts out for a lil while. we speak to him to see what the deal is, and it seems like he's getting somewhere, so we do a lap, and see her jamming with her girls. no biggie. we continue on.....lil later she calls him over. he goes do his thing, they chopping it up, he gets her another drink, a few mins later she's gon agen....now me and Mr Z we seen strait away what was going on but the virgin dude just aint seeing it. he proceeds to hook her up with beverages the whole night, and by the end when were leaving he doesnt even get a number.

we see her outside and were a bit juiced so me and Mr Z start cussing her out something serious, apparantley we made her cry. but fuck that. thats some foul shit. Mr X continued to defend her though saying "naaaaaaaah shes cool", we had to school him though....cant have someone on my own team acting like that.

fuckin hoes will be hoes

oh and we seen her at the same club a couple times after that and he still bought her couple drinks, till he finally realised he was just getting used. hopefully his eyes are open the "fairer" sex's treacherous ways

 

[black caesar]

I know this isn't exactly a simp thread...but some of the ether in here rivals the Simp Chronicles threads on the old IC.

Rey and Norm dropped some epic shit.

Yo I remember that thread. Shit was epic. I think we need to bring that back. LOL

 

[BelovedAfeni]

i dwelleth not on rejections.
it has happened though but luckily no one was around to hear the tree fall in the woods.
got to move on quick and dont take it to personal.

 

[Hendrix]

@ politicalthug202, I would never want a female whos been fuckin since 13.esp if she been fuckin grown men since 13...scusting

Ive never been rejected but I suffered a huge L about 2 years ago that I would never dare to share, not even with my closest of friends and family

You can't just mention it and then not provide details bruh. And gotdamn at bignorm's story.

 

[ICame4Pussy]

Hopefully Fiat Money sees this and is able to post up some quotables from that thread.

Hopefully cause i missed that shit

 

[1of1]

Aight, Imma share.

This was 6 years ago. And to clarify, i am married to a different, better woman, and have 2 kids, so i have a happy ending.
Unlike this hoe.

Anyway:

When i was playin college football back in the day in El Paso, Texas, i met and fell for a broad at my university.
We decided to wait until we were both college grads or i was in the league to get married .
Long story short, a nigga did not make it to the league, but got that degree, and she graduated the year after me.
We began the process of settling down and getting in job/career mode. We lived together an all that.
The only thing that bothered a nigga was that she was needy/selfish type. When i met her, she had a man, but
he was semi-long distance, and she cancelled him for me. (First warning)
She always hinted she could not handle a long distance thing.
She got to play the football star's girlfriend role all those years, and shit was all gravy.

Now, its real world time, and i found out that in El Paso, you cant get a good paying job
withought being able to speak fluent spanish, which i could not, tho she could, having grown up there.

We dicide that in order for me to find a career, i'd have to move back to Florida where i am from to find out
good career opportunities. Her job, could transfer all over the country. The only job i could seem to get was being
a teacher. I did that for one year in EP and hated it.

I moved back here to Jacksonville, Florida, with the whole point being to secure a job so we can get marreid and start
our life together. Once i got one, she'd move down and live happily ever after. I moved here in late September/ October. It took me until
Febrary to find a good job,.

Once i got this job, we began prep for her to move here, and she was here by the end of april. Her parents helped her move, and her dad
and bro came cross country with her with the Uhual and everything. From May-August, shit was all good, but i had this feeling that shit
was off. I actually had in the back of my mind that she coulda done something while i was out here on the grind, but i ignored it and put it
in the back of my head. Actually, i did not sleep with here once she got here until she had her period, cuz my biggest fear in life was that
Maury Povich shit, real talk.

Anyway, one of her stupid new habits was listening to this wack ass interent radio show based in EP that played all this wack ass southwestern
shit like Baby Bash and all that bullshit, but she would listen every sunday night.
Anyway, one sunday night in late August, she tells me that she is leaving me.
To tell you where my mind was at, i thought she was bothered that i had gained a lil weight,
only to get hit with that atom bomb.
..................................................................................

Turns out, she had started messing with her Ex while i was here getting a job. Her whole family knew about it.
That shit came from left field. We had been together nearly 6 years, and i TOTALLY trusted her in every way.
I was on that nice guy steez that hoes dont respect, when it comes down to it.

He was playin the pimp role, dedicating songs to her over the radio and shit, keepin her mind occupied.
He was an ex con, jobless drug dealin type. The "i have no future so i cling onto hoes type". No hate on him,
that just who he was, and she was the dumb ass broad who falls for that.

Anyway, for the first time in the 3 years we were living together, i checked my own mail the next day.
She had opened up a joint bank account and was sending him money, since i paid the rent nad most of the bills,
leaving her entire check almost for her. Thats how i always did in relationships. In essence, she was sending my
money to him. (like the Red Lobster shit).

She told me that she was leaving that friday, and that she was getting a Uhaul and her "cousin" was coming to get
her on friday. So she started packing up her shit in my apartment. I broke the lease and prepared to move to my parents
crib, i obviously was not going to live there. Because we broke lease, i had to pay $1000. She spent all her dough on the uhaul.
I was all broken up about it. I figured out htat the "cousin" was him, and he was in town. Me any my nigga went to about
10-15 hotels that week lookin for this nigga, lol. It was going to go down. Anyway, Friday morning came, and the Uhaul
was loaded (i helped)(smh) and she drove off. Presumably to to meet up with him and drove the 2000 miles back to EPT.

I called her dad and told her about her leaving, and it was obvious that he knew, and that he knew who was picking her up.
That was the worse part. By the way, i looked thru her phone and saw the texts that she had been sending for months,
there was no going back.

As ETHERIAL as that was, the story of what happened to her since is worse than what happended to me.

Karma is a bitch. And, never again will i ever give my whole heart to one of these scandalous ass selfish ass bitches.
And i am marreid lol. I fucked up.

Never give a woman everything she wants/asks for. Because bitches dont know what they want.
When they get it, and are not happy, they think that you fell short, not that they dont know what they want.
This woman has admitted this to me. Also, on top of everything else, she admitted that she stopped taking her pills
when she moved here, to try to get pregnant. SMH.

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[1of1]

Dimethyl Ether is the reason the HOH movement started. Some nigga decided to take that shit in stride and absorb that shit in his own way, reading it diagonally: