the"i hate it when..." thread

[Cocoa_Butter]

I hate when people don't have toilet paper in their house.

I remember staying at somebody house one summer a few years ago. I ate some bad food and ended up taking the meanest, bubble-gutted shit in the middle of the night. I looked in front of me and the goddamn roll was empty.I took one of the decorative towels on the rack and wiped my ass on both sides of that shit. It was a nice towel and instead of throwing it away, my stupid ass threw it in one of the room closets.

One of the kids in the house got in trouble. I felt so bad, but they should've had some paper.

 

[Will Munny]

When a girls tooth scrapes the outer edge of the head of my penis, got damn that shit hurts sometimes, like for real it really hurts.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Sanchez and Joker are domestic partners.

I hate it when i have to hurt my friends feelings.

 

[_Lefty]

PULL YO MUTHAFUCKIN PANTS UP, NIGGA!

 

[silverfoxx]

I hate it when a female want me to kiss her and her breath smell like black and milds and crawfish

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

when cigarette fiends try to smoke in my car... GTFO

 

[Darth Sidious]

I HATE it when fuckers, working in an office environment, take the last god damn cup of coffee from the pot and don't make another pot!

If you are 'that' guy, suck a dick!

 

[Trollio]

I hate it when a female want me to kiss her and her breath smell like black and milds and crawfish

yo mother breath always smell like that tho

 

[MF_Doomerville]

I hate when I'm beating some pussy up and I have to fart mid fuck sesh.

 

[B_A]

When niggas smoking reggie acting like it's dro. Im about to blow this whole O of xj13 for them though

 

[So ILL]

I hate it when chicks act like every dude wants them. Like I can't just speak without having some kind of motive. Bitch, just let me be nice lol.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

I hate it when I have to freepost in such a great thread

I hate it when chicks act like every dude wants them. Like I can't just speak without having some kind of motive. Bitch, just let me be nice lol.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

when cigarette fiends try to smoke in my car... GTFO

I put they ass out. Don't matter where we at. Fuck out my car wit that shit.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

I hate when people ask dumb ass questions

 

[IgnorantSole]

being off grid, i hate when niggas give bitches a curve rating and broads really be thinking they 8s and 9s.

fucking swamp possums be barely a 5 and let niggas gas'em

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

I hate it when people tell me stuff I already know. THAT SHIT PISSES ME TF OFF..

 

[kzzl]

People Leave one piece of anything in the fridge or food tray. You might as well take the last piece too, greedy mfer.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Sanchez and Joker are domestic partners.

I hate it when i have to hurt my friends feelings.

Lou's room has a poster of 5 otters dressed as n'sync

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

...arguing wit a woman, all logic leaves her mind, and she substitutes it wit Bird Logic.

 

[Beta]

I hate it when niggas buy $600 watches so they can see what time the bus comin..