The Hangover.

[mryounggun]

Used to hoop on saturday mornings and then go have lunch and drink with my niggas around about 3. One day we started drinking about 3 and by 7, shit was all bad. Apparently I threw up on my niggas couch (which i remember), laid on the table on his back patio for about an hour (kinda remember) and arranged a drug deal (remember). Then my girl came and picked me up. Closest I've ever been to not remembering what the fuck happened.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Haha once i drank at like 3, drank a 5th of wild turkey with some buds and a 40 of mickeys, I blacked out and we were all playing smear the queer and they would keep handing me the ball and i would take it and try to run and they would tackle the shit out of me. i woke up in so much pain thought my arm was broken. ive definitely learned to watch my drinking now a days.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

ha...

I've been told that I turn into a beast...

Jager bombs and 151

That shit gotta be the devil's piss

Knocking out windows and cop chases are not cool yo

I hate when my peeps say that line "you were fucked up last night, you remembered what you did?"

I get nervous as hell, praying, "please god, I hope I didn't sleep with no ugly broad again"

 

[birdcallaveli]

like 2 or 3 fridays ago i went out with a few of my friends to celebrate me beating a gun charge, and i woke up the next morning with a broken nose and mad cuts all over my face and didnt remember shit. turns out that when we are at the bar i got belligerent and told a white girl that i have a big dick (webbie syle lol). apparently her black boyfriend didnt like that because we got into a shoving match and he ended up smashing an empty bottle of ciroc on my face. my boys said that i was so fucked up that i didnt even feel it at the time, and i spent the rest of the night laughing it off when someone would ask me what happened and denying that i got hit at all.

 

[CoolJoe]

Worst I've gotte in recent memory was in July, was already fucked up taking shots of Soco(100 proof one).
Homie told me to chug the last of the bottle, which was like 4-5 shots.
Proceeded to black out, apparently I fell and hit my head on some A/C unit in the back of the house.
They said it sounded loud as hell too, cautious ass mothafuckers were trying to get me to a hospital, smh.

 

[Real Lady]

all these people fucking when they get drunk. I usually get into fights, or some type of criminal activity and end up in the bookings.

I have had druken sex, but I havent had sex with anyone that I hate. I just prolly wasnt going to do it "that night" until I got drunk and my defense caved in.

I don't be around people I hate, this way these type of mistakes do not occur. I don't like you, I wont be-friend you. Keep all the phoney shit away from me.

Some niggas get mad, cause they can't make me believe they like me.. I know when you do not like me, I don't care how much you smile. I can see threw disquise.

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

People don't know da difference between bein' drunk and havin' a hangover. These are all drunk, fucked up stories. If u blacked out from drinkin' da night before, u were not hungover, u was fucked up. Bein' hungover is how u feel da next day.

 

[CoolJoe]

People don't know da difference between bein' drunk and havin' a hangover. These are all drunk, fucked up stories. If u blacked out from drinkin' da night before, u were not hungover, u was fucked up. Bein' hungover is how u feel da next day.

Pretty sure the title is referring to the movie "The Hangover" and the crazy night that they had on the movie.

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

Pretty sure the title is referring to the movie "The Hangover" and the crazy night that they had on the movie.

He only used da movie title but he's talkin' bout himself not their crazy night.

 

[Will Munny]

Woke up with a huge gash in my hand, wrapped up in kleenexes and held onto my hand with dental floss. No idea how it happened.

Woke up in my car at 10:30 in the morning about to die from heat exposure cuase it was in the summer time. No idea the previous nights.

I dunoo... I've got so many crazy stories they don't really have any value to me at all anymore.

 

[alvarez_313]

Once while with about 15 friends we were out drinking.. I was riding with my cousin.. We went to a park here called Chandler Park, used to be wooded.. It was about 1am and while riding through the park according to my cousin I asked if he saw them Vietnamese people in the woods watching us.. He said "no" and then I jumped outta the moving car and ran into the woods to kill them (according to him this is what I was yelling while I ran into the woods).. Everyone parked and turned their cars towards the woods with their high beams on and kept calling my name cause they were scared to come in to find me because they said "you always reading them Navy SEAL books so you wasn't bout to use that shit on us" lol.. A dog walked into the woods.. I vaguely remember walking back out and seeing all the lights I thought the Vietnamese captured my friends and were now looking for me with search lights.. About an hour and a half later I finally came out of the woods covered in wet grass with muddy dog paw prints on the front of my shirt.. Got in the car and said let's go.. Then on the way home my pager (yeah it was back in the day) went off and for some reason I told him to pull over immediately at a pay phone cause my base commander (WTF) was contacting me... he said no so again I opened the door and jumped out the car, he was doing about 20mph.. I ran over to the pay phone and don't know who the fuck I actually called. Everyone pulled over with us like WTF NOW? My sister who was with us got out of her car and was like fuck this I'm calling mom.. She called my mom on the other pay phone and gave the phone to me.. My mom was like "BOY WHY THE FUCK YOU SCARING THEM CUT THAT SHIT OUT" and instantly I snapped out of it lol.. They still laugh at me til this day lol..

 

[PURP_L_A_BOL]

Back in 07' I was drinkin SOCO at my boys crib with 3 bad bitches. we were all just doubling down on the shots...I must have had about 15 shots.

The girls wanted to head to a club..its only like 10:30, and we had been drinking since 8.

so when we pull up to the club I fall out the truck and got up and fell down again. smh

I gained composure and get in the club. and throw up all over my outfit. aaw

ALL BAD! but I ended up smokin a blunt with one of the girls we came with. and kissed on her ..didnt fuck..but it was a good night none the less..Lol

 

[Pond Scum]

One friday i went to this party at some pirate radio station and they had this kinky fat chick in lingerie rubbing herself on this 4-poster bed. Anyway I got drunk and ended up taking a Quaalude that my roommate gave me. 5 minutes later - BLACKOUT - I woke up in my bed Monday morning with a giant gash in the back of my head and the sweater i was wearing had a 5 inch burn hole in it and had to go to work.

I spent the next week putting the pieces together of what happened from different people at the party but apparently I was on the bed making out with the fat girl in front of the whole party for a while and I got the gash from falling off the bed onto a cinder block that was being used as a makeshift end-table. Then my roommates took me to some other party like weekend at bernie's and more hijinks happened. I can't remember all the little details because it was so long ago but that was the first and last time I ever blacked out.

 

[John_Blazini]

My Bday this sept i drank a bottle of Rozay to the face like 7 goose and crans and 6 shots of randoms shit. my boy brought these two chicks to my apartment i dont even know how i could function but i stuffed this chick and ended up passing out with my fingers inside this bitches pussy. this nigga took a pic and showed me SMH.

 

[lighthearted25]

Got pissy drunk off gin on new years 09. My neighbor comes to my apartment talking about don't tell the police he is there. I'm like okay, not even questioning anything. Next thing I know swat team runs up in my place stay there for a good minute and search. I'm laying out on the living room floor talking shit telling them to leave my neighbor alone even tho I didn't know what he was accused of. They end up taking him out in cuffs, turns out he beat up and stabbed his ol lady and at some point his ol lady was hiding in my closet bleeding. My apartment was small as fuck. I was just too wasted to know or fullyI understand anything that went on that night.

 

[HafBayked]

last year....the night b4 thanksgiving (3 days after my b-day), my girl is due to have the baby in about 3 weeks....im tryin to help her cook and shit cuz she's waddling around all funny....she tells me "im good just relax...matter of fact, gone and make u a drink, just chill"....im like cool....like i said this is right after my b-day so i got about half a g of E&J VSOP on the table....i start pourin up jammin some music....i had about 6 drinks with coke.....fast forward to about 5 the next morning, i sit up to see all the lights on, a plate of food next to me, and a big ass bag packed....im like wtf?....bm comes in the room fully dressed and mad as a bitch talkin bout come on.....long story short she tells me (on the way to the hospital) that i got drunk and passed out, and her fuckin water broke at like 2am....she said she told me and i said i didnt believe her lmao!!!! anyway i was still fucked up but we made it....i ate thanksgiving dinner at 7 am and watched the cowbodys and skins play in the hospital...got the pics of me looking happy and tired as fuck at the same time smh...

 

[Pond Scum]

My Bday this sept i drank a bottle of Rozay to the face like 7 goose and crans and 6 shots of randoms shit. my boy brought these two chicks to my apartment i dont even know how i could function but i stuffed this chick and ended up passing out with my fingers inside this bitches pussy. this nigga took a pic and showed me SMH.

Do I have to say it?

 

[Lou Cypher]

Hahaha that stories awesome. When i was 15 or so i got real drunk with some buddies, we were real young and didnt know a lot about liquor so we got that monarch vodka (The worst vodka EVER) and we had like a half gallon of this shit and drank it all over a hour or 2. I remember going home. But apparently i woke up in the middle of the night, walked to my friends house and was banging on his door telling him to open up but he was asleep so i kept calling him, He finally wakes up and sees me stumbling and swaying on his door step and tells me to go home, then his neighbor came out from acrossed the hall and started yelling at me for making noise then id yell back, but my buddy finally got me to leave. I woke up with a shit load of texts and missed calls. it was horrible. It was really strange because i blacked out after i had already gone to bed the first time.

 

[HafBayked]

now the way u pass out off that lean or them bars is a whole other story lol.....even the next day is funny cuz u still be trippin a little....my bm said one night i kept waking up talkin bout "huh?....huh?" and go back to sleep....i wish she would record some of this shit

 

[Will Munny]

Back in 07' I was drinkin SOCO at my boys crib with 3 bad bitches. we were all just doubling down on the shots...I must have had about 15 shots.

The girls wanted to head to a club..its only like 10:30, and we had been drinking since 8.

so when we pull up to the club I fall out the truck and got up and fell down again. smh

I gained composure and get in the club. and throw up all over my outfit. aaw

ALL BAD! but I ended up smokin a blunt with one of the girls we came with. and kissed on her ..didnt fuck..but it was a good night none the less..Lol

Its all I drink... and I wonder why I blackout every time I get drunk.