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The first time you ever got some head was it bad

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Shit was horrible, she had me put a rubber on before she sucked it. Nevermind the fact that we were fuckin raw...

Never messed wit a ClayCo ho again
 
First bitch I got some head from she was actin all scared. It aight, never bust.

Second girl was a head doctor but she didn't like to swallow so I never got loose.

Best head ever was from the third girl. Nasty bitch, straight worshiped my dick. Rubbed my joint on her face came in her face and hair.

Ain't had it that good since.
 
It was fantastic, so good I asked for an encore 5 minutes later. She obliged. She was about 15 years older than me. Nigga one day I came over she dome me up about 15 times in a 5 hour span. I was shooting I.O.U.'s by the last few times.
 
I know a little freak in Hollywood that swallows up sperm, does it real good. She'll give you money to fill up your tummy but had a house full of kids, parents all schummy
 
It was pretty damn awesome. Truth is, only one other woman I've been with since then has equaled her skill.

My father was right when he said hook up with an older chick for your first ANYTHING sex related. There's no substitute for experience.
 
Not being funny but as pleasurable as it may be, anybody who done put their face down there can't chat to me again
 
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Knock_Twice;7198634 said:
Wasn't bad but shit

Man I Remember my shit Lol.. (long read)

Man I even remember the conversation that 'made' me seek getting head...I was around 13 FR in H.S. and shit...riding in the truck with my Pops and 2 of my Uncles going to the sto and my Pops looked/stared at me for a second and gave me a mean look and that nigga just...(while driving)... started popping the bumps that were on my forehead and shit..so I'm like oww and shit...I'm like man what you doing..he was like come here boy bring yo head over here...this nigga was popping the zits I had on my forehead..the shit was hurting cuz he bussing them shits and some of them wasnt even ready to be bussed Lol..I mean I'm 13 and I'm hitting puberty so I started getting lil bumps and shit here and there mostly around my forehead...Apparently this nigga didn't know that was apart of growing into a teenager, he tries to buss every single one them shits.and he says while popping them shits "Yo ass need to start fucking...that'll get rid of all them bumps and shit".. "The reason you getting these bumps is yo ass aint fucking" You round here asking for Super Nintendo games and shit and out here looking all bumpy, go get you some pussy, Is you fuckin yet boy" so I'm like tryin to ignore the nigga (embarrassed) and my Uncle was like "yea neph..just go get you some head, and it'll clear all that up...see neph..that's why my skin is clear as day (rubbing his skin)..that's from getting head..see you gotta release that build up pressure in your skin....that builds bumps.......so I'm like aight....so of course...I seek to get head..

So I goes to this chick house down the street (the neighborhood slut 11th grader) she was bit older and shit (fine and pretty) but still the neighborhood slut...I went over there...she came to the door...so I had enough courage to start up a conversation...I think it was about running track for the high school or some shit..she ran track.....then I was like fuck this..I just asked if I could have some head.....I just knew she would cuss me out or walk back inside and just slam the door in my face or some shit...I said some shit like, my uncle told me it would help keep bumps from coming on my forehead and I started rubbing my forehead to make the statement seem more true smh..some stupid shit I said..and she was like "I did hear that" smh Lol...so she was like ok, but don't be telling yo lying ass virgin ass friends you hang around wit...I'm like ok..(I couldn't wait to tell my niggas when I got on Lunch-shift that next day) so she takes me in the room and tells me to lay across her bed....she pulls my shit out and me I'm nervous as fuck, but I'm still tryin to play cool like this aint my first rodeo....I'm dayum near trembling...and she's like "nigga why you shaking", me, I hit her with, yall A/C got it cold in here and I shake whenever I lay on my back..(some stupid as excuse to cover up my nervousness) and she takes my shit and nigga it went down her throat...Like I see her head moving up and down and hear the noises and shit..and I kinda raise up to see what was going on..I stopped breathing and was just amazed at what was going on....so I'm looking and shit..so she raises up and was like "nigga are you breathing yo stomach aint even moving" and I was like "oh yea" and I did a fake moan like it was feeling good or some shit...Lol..I think I was more amazed at me actual seeing myself "getting head" than actually "getting head"..I tell you one thing...I stopped getting bumps once I started fucking and getting head Lol...them niggas may have been telling me the truth about that shit..
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rofl...yall say i tell good stories, this dude be killing them too
 
My first time getting head was wack as hell. Tbh tho, fellatio just doesn't do it for me..

I'm always really anxious and excited for it, but every time I've gotten it has been "meh" at best.
 
Had no knowlegde yet of what great head was so of course it was amazing. Cant imagine any other answer.
 
BEAM;7649270 said:
My first time getting head was wack as hell. Tbh tho, fellatio just doesn't do it for me..

I'm always really anxious and excited for it, but every time I've gotten it has been "meh" at best.
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My condolences.

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