The Drug Test Thread

[Lou Cypher]

If you're going to use your own piss, go to a head shop (place where they sell bongs, pipes, weed related merchandise) and buy one of those drinks for piss tests. They should have them. Might want to ask the person working there for directions on using it since a lot of them are different.

Stop smoking weed until after your test. Start drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Work out.

Really should use someone else's piss though if you want to be sure. I've heard success stories with cleaning your piss but a lot of bad stories too.

 

[Lou Cypher]

They also sell the drinks at gnc. Usually about 30-60 bucks. It's a thick drink that you chug, then fill it with water and chug again, then you piss, start drinking more water and that second pee you do after drinking the drink should hopefully be clean. The drink is thick and syrupy.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Cranberry juice>>>>>

 

[_God_]

Preciate yall, anymore suggestions? Imma keep yall abreast pause

 

[_God_]

How exactly do u use somebody else piss ?

 

[_Lefty]

How exactly do u use somebody else piss ?

Have a male piss in a condom without that spermicide shit, or a balloon whichever you most comfortable wit, wear boxer briefs tuck it under ya nuts so the body temp keep it close to the right temp, go in for the test piss in the toilet, dump the rubber in the test cup, stick in in a pill bottle wash ya hands leave out. You should be good.

 

[_God_]

How exactly do u use somebody else piss ?

Have a male piss in a condom without that spermicide shit, or a balloon whichever you most comfortable wit, wear boxer briefs tuck it under ya nuts so the body temp keep it close to the right temp, go in for the test piss in the toilet, dump the rubber in the test cup, stick in in a pill bottle wash ya hands leave out. You should be good.

Ok good lookin on that

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Lol you beat nigga

 

[Lou Cypher]

You can have them piss in a cup and have them pour it into a visine bottle. Make sure it's a big one though. Tuck under nuts to get the body temp and if your being watched you can just Squirt the pee in there and piss in the toilet

 

[JusDre313]

@lou man u ever use that synthetic piss?it's a couple different kinds of it, i copped some shit called monkey flask for this new gig, but I'm guessing cuz the job was in management didn't even have to test,

Which is GOAT,but never got to use it

 

[Turfaholic]

@lou man u ever use that synthetic piss?it's a couple different kinds of it, i copped some shit called monkey flask for this new gig, but I'm guessing cuz the job was in management didn't even have to test,

Which is GOAT,but never got to use it

Yeah I use the fake piss from smoke shops. Never fails.

 

[Lou Cypher]

@lou man u ever use that synthetic piss?it's a couple different kinds of it, i copped some shit called monkey flask for this new gig, but I'm guessing cuz the job was in management didn't even have to test,

Which is GOAT,but never got to use it

Never used it myself but i got buddies that have. They speak very highly of it. Prolly because they were very high when they spoke about it.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

I've used synthetic piss 3 times and each time I was victorious. Your only issue with the wizzinator is if someone is watching or if you are frisked beforehand. I recently quit smoking on June 30. I had a medical card and smoked quality weed daily for the last 3 years. It took me 40 days to drop clean and Im an active hooper.

Use ready clean. Buy 2 bottles.

 

[_God_]

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I've used synthetic piss 3 times and each time I was victorious. Your only issue with the wizzinator is if someone is watching or if you are frisked beforehand. I recently quit smoking on June 30. I had a medical card and smoked quality weed daily for the last 3 years. It took me 40 days to drop clean and Im an active hooper.

Use ready clean. Buy 2 bottles.

Got you fam I been smokin gas like 7 yrs straight everyday

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

Go get you some clean piss the night b4(if its from a girl make sure she's not pregnant). But preferably that morning if possible.

Put it in a temperature bottle from one of those cheap synthetic piss kits. Its $12-$20....

Put it in the microwave for 12-15 seconds. After that, the temp on your bottle should read 100 degrees. If its higher just let the bottle cool off until it reads 100(it may take 5-10 minutes).

Shake the warming bag from the fake piss kit, wrap it around the back of you temperature bottle with a rubber band. That way YOU KNOW your piss is the right temp. You wont have to use a condom or keep it tucked under your nuts. You can put in your socks, above your ankle.

That'll keep your clean piss between 90-100 degrees for at least 2 hours.

Just had my brother do that to get his job last friday. Old proven method

It works

Facts bro

I have nothing against synthetic piss. Most of the time they work but sometimes, some labs can read that shit.

 

[kingblaze84]

How exactly do u use somebody else piss ?

Have a male piss in a condom without that spermicide shit, or a balloon whichever you most comfortable wit, wear boxer briefs tuck it under ya nuts so the body temp keep it close to the right temp, go in for the test piss in the toilet, dump the rubber in the test cup, stick in in a pill bottle wash ya hands leave out. You should be good.

Yep, this helped me get my last job. I was lucky enough to flush the condom down the toilet and since so many people were being drug tested in the clinic (some ghetto ass mufuckas was there talking loud), thankfully no one heard me flush the condom and duct tape down the toilet lol

 

[SELASI_i]

I just copped a whizzonator, ain't used it yet tho. Anybody know about how easy it is to pass using one?

 

[SELASI_i]

Oh yeah and my guy used the old clean piss in a condom under the nutts trick, they hit him with the temperature not being right, he didn't get the gig. Had me spooked too.

 

[kingblaze84]

Go get you some clean piss the night b4(if its from a girl make sure she's not pregnant). But preferably that morning if possible.

Put it in a temperature bottle from one of those cheap synthetic piss kits. Its $12-$20....

Put it in the microwave for 12-15 seconds. After that, the temp on your bottle should read 100 degrees. If its higher just let the bottle cool off until it reads 100(it may take 5-10 minutes).

Shake the warming bag from the fake piss kit, wrap it around the back of you temperature bottle with a rubber band. That way YOU KNOW your piss is the right temp. You wont have to use a condom or keep it tucked under your nuts. You can put in your socks, above your ankle.

That'll keep your clean piss between 90-100 degrees for at least 2 hours.

Just had my brother do that to get his job last friday. Old proven method

It works

Facts bro

I have nothing against synthetic piss. Most of the time they work but sometimes, some labs can read that shit.

That's mad helpful, props...

 

[Karl.]

Last piss test I done the cup had a thermometer on it so they could check if it was the right temp that piss leaves your body at.

So using someone else's piss would really work in that case as it would be a lot colder.