The Cheap Seats Interviews Volume 3: matt

[Darius]

^^^^^ A problem I never had. My name just screams pale-face overrated college basketball player.

Adam or Tyler

 

[beezy f baby]

Aimee post...

 

[HustleThaDon]

Smh @ y'all tryna get a nigga govt name out here.

 

[radaman]

Smh@white ppl callin pronouncing it ty-ron...how can you fuck that up

damn it's really Tyrone???? Im fuckin dyin over here mayne BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

nothin wrong with your name, it's just that I guessed it within 10 seconds lmfao

 

[Darius]

Lol I remember this white chick dropped the n-bomb in chemistry class back in 11th grade...it didn't end well for her

lol. did she get cut up?

 

[1of1]

Lol @ having an apostrophe @ the end of your name, for the fuck of it.

 

[b*braze]

Aimee post...

rofl..................

 

[HustleThaDon]

Aimee post...

Real shit? You look like a Jessica.

 

[Chef_Taylor]

When most employors see my name on a application they automatically disqualify me from that job

 

[1of1]

Smh@white ppl callin pronouncing it ty-ron...how can you fuck that up

You know they do that on purpose, right?

 

[Darius]

Smh@white ppl callin pronouncing it ty-ron...how can you fuck that up

lol. i did that with this dude at work Brandon. i said "Bran-don" i dont know why.

 

[Chef_Taylor]

That nigga aint go work....

 

[radaman]

yo wtf, my name is all over my yahoo leagues and shit... my name is Narada

and before niggas start clowning, my shit means somethin, look it up

 

[greenwood1921]

What it is? Stanley???

Nope. I know plenty of black Stanleys. I've only heard of one other brotha in the world with my name. I'm not givin' up my Government, but let's just say I get this face every time I show up for an interview....

 

[D.D.S.]

lmao @ this thread.

 

[Darius]

Aimee post...

i bet chris johnson got higher spelling test grades than your parents

 

[HustleThaDon]

lol. did she get cut up?

If by cut up you mean skull dragged across the parking lot, then yes

 

[radaman]

Aimee post...

you look like a Heather to me....

 

[Chef_Taylor]

You know they do that on purpose, right?

My bill collecters still do it..even after ill tell them its rone not ron

 

[1of1]

Lol, white kid I knew almost said it. Caught himself. Someone was playing around too much and he was like "shit, chill out with that shit ni..(muffled)." No one caught it but me. And that day was the 2234th day after I figured out crackas ain't shit.